Jersey Shore Family Vacation *Official Thread*

[teacher]

That mugshot scares me everytime

I feel for Ron you can tell he legit doesn't know what to do

Mike's Gf is clearly the best female on the show, she gonna turn his money into millions like Gucci's wife did while he's locked up

she is easily the hottest chick on the show to.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Snooki is so mature acting now (when sober)... Its such a turn on... Even the way she speaks now is so grown and sexy...

 

[3rdLetter]

Spiral Squad
The "oh no" song that started playing when Snooki and Ronnie started drinking

Snooki is so mature acting now (when sober)... Its such a turn on... Even the way she speaks now is so grown and sexy...

I used to be at Snooki when the whole Jersey Shore started years ago, but since she's had her first kid, she's looked very She's had some surgery done but she didn't go as far as Jwow did.

 

[wire28]

Angelina legit crazy

at Vinny reacting like a high school kid tho

 

[3rdLetter]

I need a compilation of Mike ordering food. shyt is hilarious

Ron: lemme get 4 shots
Jwow: 4? who are the other two for?
Ron:
Jwow:

Angelina just wants the pipe

Single Ronnie byke

 

[Bonefan32]

I know Angelina is crazy but Vinny has always acted like a bytch, like the way he kept saying stop talking to me over and over, just shut up and maybe she will too, both acting like kids

single Ronnie back next week

Dj Pauly D always making money

Mike is by far the most entertaining especially when food is around

 

[Breh Obama]

@ Mike ordering damn near the whole Burger King menu

 

[MikeyC]

Why does Mike pluralize all the foods?

 

[Blankthawtz]

Mike: Lets make Lessons out of these L's





Angelina just looks sexier/finer ever ep.....so smashable...



Vinnie wasn't even a consideration for Angelina's friend...


whole house was spyin on ron and jewish barbie and here come Mike with the popcorn...


Ron will never learn....his bm gonna stab him in the chest....

 

[3rdLetter]

Jewish Barbie
Vinny with the play by play of Ron in the hot tub like

 

[Monoblock]

-Vinnie is such a lame. The crazy thing is he's the most vain cat out of all of them and he ugly as shyt. I still remember last season he was acting like a ho over that wack haircut and went to another barber and there was no difference. He needs to just hate fukk Angelina and get it over with. He acting like he got raped by her grabbing his dikk and calling him out about his mother. He already smashed and she obviously wants some more so just stuff some stiff dikk in her and lets move on.
"Stop talking to meeeee" Boy you sound like a whole ho out here

-Ronnie is just a glutton for punishment and toxic relationships. Jewish Barbie was cute and any of them (except for Vinnie) could've hit her.
-Jwow is looking damn good. That little bikini or whatever she had under her pants...man

- Mike is just a fat slob now. I'm tired of his zen bullshyt and all these goofball sayings acting like he knows better than everyone else. Lil Duval ought sue his ass for name dropping "Living My Best Life" every fukkin 30 seconds. Go do your bid like a man and shut the fukk up. No one wants to here all that bullshyt

-Paulie as always is a damn G and bout his paper.

-Mature Snookie still does nothing for me

-Angelina would get it but I would not be seen in public with her. Chic is a psycho shytshow.....but you know she got some good p*ssy. The crazy ones always do.

 

[in the NICK of time]

-Vinnie is such a lame. The crazy thing is he's the most vain cat out of all of them and he ugly as shyt. I still remember last season he was acting like a ho over that wack haircut and went to another barber and there was no difference. He needs to just hate fukk Angelina and get it over with. He acting like he got raped by her grabbing his dikk and calling him out about his mother. He already smashed and she obviously wants some more so just stuff some stiff dikk in her and lets move on.
"Stop talking to meeeee" Boy you sound like a whole ho out here

-Ronnie is just a glutton for punishment and toxic relationships. Jewish Barbie was cute and any of them (except for Vinnie) could've hit her.
-Jwow is looking damn good. That little bikini or whatever she had under her pants...man

- Mike is just a fat slob now. I'm tired of his zen bullshyt and all these goofball sayings acting like he knows better than everyone else. Lil Duval ought sue his ass for name dropping "Living My Best Life" every fukkin 30 seconds. Go do your bid like a man and shut the fukk up. No one wants to here all that bullshyt

-Paulie as always is a damn G and bout his paper.

-Mature Snookie still does nothing for me

-Angelina would get it but I would not be seen in public with her. Chic is a psycho shytshow.....but you know she got some good p*ssy. The crazy ones always do.

I gotta disagree. Mike has become hilarious on this show. He kills me wit the corny tag lines and motivation speeches. You can tell in his voice he sarcastic as hell. You hear that line he said to the camera when he tried to bring up Angelina and vinny again when they outside, it’s still inside him to instigate shyt. You can tell he misses doing the old stitch shyt. But I like new mike. This whole second part has been honestly really entertaining.

 

[Blankthawtz]

gotdamn...Angelina mouth is ridiculous...."I just need to get pounded out"....


ronnie bein in bed all day.....

 

[wire28]

depressed ron really be laid out like for an entire episode

angelina being nasty as shyt

Spoiler

the fukkery for next week looks like Jersey Shore in its prime

 

[wtfyomom]

for some reason angelina just gives me a gross feeling, just on looks id hit but the garbage bags, and especially her shytting her pants last season, nah ill pass, i dont blame vinny