Jersey Shore Family Vacation (4/5)

[wire28]

ron is a got damn idiot

jen is definitely gonna find out about his escapades , he keep going at mike and mike bout to have the last laugh

 

[verbalkint]

I almost have to respect Ron's dedication to the lie. He was an idiot on the phone though but he was ready to deny to the grave despite video proof.

Breh said the door had "auto-close"...

 

[No Ma’am]

Ron said fukk it nikka, imma' get my own spin off.

Situation helpin' his bro out.
Deena ruining MVP + Ron night.

Ron keep violating nikka, don't make me remind your ass who the Sitch is.

To be continued.

 

[Monoblock]

Mike trying to help Ron out but he keep taking shots....Ron too stupid to even realize how much of a bad idea that was and it finally hits him 10 minutes before his chic arrives. Mike gonna checkmate him. Ron is seriously fukked up in the head. He was sitting there practicing his lies on the roommates when they saw him do all of his fukkery as it happened.
-Dena looks like a muppet and is drunk mess but I'll be damn if she aint thick as hell
-Vince with his haircuts that don't even look like anything has been done to it. He didnt even have a line in either haircut and was freaking out over nothing. I couldn't tell the difference bw the first barber and the second.

 

[No Ma’am]

Exit: Mike Enter: The Situation

 

[Methodical]

Yall remember she clowned the fukk out of Jionni after they smashed on the original Jersey Shore . talking about the sex wasn't good and he wasnt worth it

Remmy, she was talking about how Vinny has a huge penis (No Homo). She kept fukking him when she hopped in Vinny's bed and cheating on Jionni.

 

[Slystallion]

I almost have to respect Ron's dedication to the lie. He was an idiot on the phone though but he was ready to deny to the grave despite video proof.

Breh said the door had "auto-close"...

This is a real life version of the song " It wasn't me" by shaggy

And Vinny is a buffoon...dude looks the same ain't his hair I literally low maintenance type of haircut that doesn't look any different. He used to be humble and seems like the fame got to his head.

I can understand Ronnie and Paul cuz they actually have hair on their head they can style in different ways

 

[Methodical]

Ok I just caught and what a shyt show....but I can't stop watching. Ron is a fukkin mess and has a baby with a chic he doesn't even appear to like and keeps comparing every chic to Sammi. They can just be talking about sports and this nikka starts bringing up Sammi out of the blue for no reason. Paulie is always that cool cat and Mike seems to have really slowed down. Ron still hates him though and he can't stand that he's changed and not the same persons. Mike was trying to give him some advice on the cheating shyt and he takes it as an opportunity to start roasting Mike. Funny but fukked up knowing Mike's legal issues and he hit him below the belt. Ron tries to play it off and goes crying in the bathroom about Sammi and not wanting to have a kid or be married. He saw that little kid at the restaurant and got depressed as fukk

shyt had me dying

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Remmy, she was talking about how Vinny has a huge penis (No Homo). She kept fukking him when she hopped in Vinny's bed and cheating on Jionni.

Yeah she kept talking about stuffing a watermelon into a small hole . No wonder she is steering clear of him in the house, he’ll be breaking her back and her marriage

 

[Figaro]

Salsa Dancing

Automatic closing door brehs

 

[Carlton Banks]

Wow Ronnie wylin the fukk out...he probably sniffing coke and shyt while crying out in the middle of the night "SAMMI "

I almost have to respect Ron's dedication to the lie. He was an idiot on the phone though but he was ready to deny to the grave despite video proof.

Breh said the door had "auto-close"...

Ron was never this unintentionally funny in the original show.

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

Ronnie is a fukkin idiot. All his brehs were there trying to get him out of that issue but the muthafukka went ahead and implicated himself ​

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Ron put the show on his back . Told his roommates he has a baby on the way and he'll stretch out this second chance at fame by any means

 

[Max.]

Want sitch to go full heel turn



The hood needs it

 

[wire28]

Mike trying to help Ron out but he keep taking shots....Ron too stupid to even realize how much of a bad idea that was and it finally hits him 10 minutes before his chic arrives. Mike gonna checkmate him. Ron is seriously fukked up in the head. He was sitting there practicing his lies on the roommates when they saw him do all of his fukkery as it happened.
-Dena looks like a muppet and is drunk mess but I'll be damn if she aint thick as hell
-Vince with his haircuts that don't even look like anything has been done to it. He didnt even have a line in either haircut and was freaking out over nothing. I couldn't tell the difference bw the first barber and the second.

thats what blew me i literally couldnt even tell the difference

except that his hairline was shyt in both of them, that shyt was crooked as hell i woulda been distraught if i walked out with my shyt lookin like a fukkin see saw