Jeff Goldblum next on the Summer Jam screen?

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Just Goldblum his resume is too long to be tainted by a salty Twitter thread.

Jeff Goldblum a pimp in these streets for real

How did I not know this until now

 

[RAX 010]

 

[Grifter]

He was with Tania Raymonde for a while before his wife.









Earth girls are easy, don't ask me how.

 

[jackswstd]

Nowadays you can’t even say hi to a woman without being accused of some shyt. First they were trying to say he was gay, now he’s a groper and a creep

 

[NZA]

until i hear something specific, i will just say that middle aged white women get real victimized when they realize giving out blowjobs to elite men when they were college girls didnt really pay off.

 

[Take It In Blood]

Life finds a way

 

[Afro]

Sounds like a lot of women are mad they got talked out of their drawers, waiting for the “he raped me for 3 years (but it was consensual the times you have proof I was into it)”

Odenkirk: He was with Laura Dern for a long time, wasn’t he?

Laura Dern (‘Jurassic Park,’ 1993): Everyone from my grandma to Steven Spielberg to the psychic who said that there was a ghost living in his dining table would say the same thing: He makes you so damn happy to be alive.

Odenkirk: I wonder what his wife would say about him. Please tell me he’s still married.

Emilie Goldblum (wife): When I first met him, and the way he looked at me, and the way he talked to me… I felt like there was this magical bubble of white light around me. I just felt mesmerized. I loved myself!

Hide your wife

Sounds like he really makes women feel comfortable around him. More so than others, I can see why some women would get pissed.

Man comes out of no where and makes you feel a certain way, then he is gone .

I should take notes

 

[ViShawn]

Hoe Babble

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Naw he good

 

[Norrin Radd]

All these Hollyweirdos sure stick together, don’t they

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Jeff looking at these accusations:

 

[daemonova]

 

[hex]

All these Hollyweirdos sure stick together, don’t they

Nah he's wilding.

Fred.