@JCotton1 is the most interesting man on the Coli :russ:

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I would honestly imagine its like....less than 100 living nikkas who have interracted with any one amish :dead: how do you even run into them? I've seen like 3 IRL in my whole life lmfao.
They’re here in Ohio in a fairly concentrated area - I’ve talked to a group as a kid years ago - but that was when we went down to buy furniture lmao
 

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The thought of this guy trying to hide in the arcadium had me hysterically laughing. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL




Bro, @Jcotton1, this is beyond sad... Honestly, seek help, you can always turn this around, the board is anonymous, that goes for all of your alter egos (sorry), let this be that moment in your life that you regret thinking of but are glad it is in the past.
 

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All he has to do is answer my questions....don't know why he dodged them when he tried to come back and all. Here's what I asked him when he tried to return in the Arcadium:



@Jcotton1, you've felt you had a lot to prove during your very short time on this forum. You were fine with name-dropping every place, skill, and experience possible until someone finally called you out with receipts. Since there were literally hundreds of things listed there, I'll shorten the list to a few specific ones:


1) Who was your Duke Medical School student friend was who was killed in Chicago? And your Temple student friend was who was killed in Philly? And your neighbor's kid who was killed on Father's Day of 2020 in Philly who you claim to have kept alive via CPR and a dental dam?

NONE of those show up on internet searches at all, even though I can find far more obscure cases. So until you prove otherwise it gives the impression that you fabricated them.



2) In-between bragging about being a professional musician, culinary school graduate, programmer, and businessman as well as a recreational rower, fly fisher, bow hunter, rifle hunter, skier, farmer, basketball player, hockey player, soccer player, water polo player, tennis player, golf caddie, finance club member, debate team member, robotics program volunteer, food pantry volunteer, city council meeting attender, and nation-traveling film buff while also working on your B.S. and M.S. degrees and doing an internship on the Hill in D.C. and vacationing/visiting almost every state in America and occasionally abroad, you also claimed to have been a golfer playing in tours:
As a golfer who has played in a few tours

Strangely, that is literally the only time you ever mentioned playing in "tours". Everyone who golfs at the tour level, even the smallest tours, has had to really devote themselves to get there. Yet you claim to have done it basically casually, some random offhand thing you say once in the middle of 100 other accomplishments.

It sort of suggests that you're just a casual rec golfer who maybe played in a local charity tournament or two as someone's shytty amateur guest invite because your parents had connections, or you just made it up. But the claim to have played in actual "tours" appears to be wildly exaggerated for the sake of the conversation, just like many of your supposed accomplishments. This is a pattern for you. Why are you constantly trying to front in threads as if you're an expert in whatever subject is being discussed when you clearly have nothing more than the most casual experience?



3) Even though you're just in your early 20s you've claimed Detroit, Philly, Bama, Atlanta, Jersey, and D.C., while also saying you have property in Massachsetts, Nashville, and Virginia, while also claiming to visit family and go on vacations in virtually every other state in the union as well as abroad. Let's go on one specific - when did you live in New Jersey?

The most obnoxious aspect of your insistence on claiming every "Black" spot in the country is that you use those claims to attack other people in arguments and suggest that only you know the truth about those places. Yet it appears that you can't have spent more than a few months or couple years in most of them, for you to be able to claim so many. Why are you claiming ownership over so much shyt that ain't yours to claim?



All in all, the most annoying aspect of your attempt to claim every city, every skill, and every experience is that you then turn around and flip it to push right-wing politics and tell people to vote for Republicans. It's lame because you pretend to be an expert on everything, but by definition that means you're nothing more than a casual about anything. You come off as some pampered little rich kid whose parents paid for you to have a ton of superficial "experiences" and now think that means you can talk down to others and fukk up their lives with your right-wing regressive nonsense.
 

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For reference sake cause they got buried:




"Lived in and claims every state in the country" exposal is page 1, post #1




"Accomplished and trained in every skill imaginable" exposal is page 1, post #13




"Right-wing Trump stan who shyts on Black people" exposal is page 4, post #49




"Claims to be a rich trust fund baby and also the definitive expert on the Black experience" exposal is page 6, post #89




"Makes up ducktales about fake friends he had who died tragically" exposal is page 7, post #91




"Intimate friends with judges, billionaires, NBA players, actresses, coaches, music OGs, politicians, Hollywood moguls, civil rights activists, and on and on. exposal" is page 13, post #181




My challenge to @Jcotton1 to answer 3 simple questions about his claims is page 46, post #679




And bonus track - the "imfromthesouthside" exposal where another 2022 poster was making blatantly fake blaxploitation threads for kicks:

 

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For reference sake cause they got buried:




"Lived in and claims every state in the country" exposal is page 1, post #1




"Accomplished and trained in every skill imaginable" exposal is page 1, post #13




"Right-wing Trump stan who shyts on Black people" exposal is page 4, post #49




"Claims to be a rich trust fund baby and also the definitive expert on the Black experience" exposal is page 6, post #89




"Makes up ducktales about fake friends he had who died tragically" exposal is page 7, post #91




"Intimate friends with judges, billionaires, NBA players, actresses, coaches, music OGs, politicians, Hollywood moguls, civil rights activists, and on and on. exposal" is page 13, post #181




My challenge to @Jcotton1 to answer 3 simple questions about his claims is page 46, post #679




And bonus track - the "imfromthesouthside" exposal where another 2022 poster was making blatantly fake blaxploitation threads for kicks:





This cac claims he went to Morehouse:laff:
 

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Now with all that traveling, you'd think in his 20 young years he would have little time to learn anything. But in-between going to undergrad, grad school, and that Washington D.C. internship while buying and selling land across the country and visting every state in America, @Jcotton1 also managed to be:

* A businessman
* A wealthy investor
* A programmer
* A professional golfer
* A classically trained culinary artist who went to culinary school
* A survivalist who cans his own food
* A elite jazz and country musician who has been nominated to the County Music Awards
* A salsa dancer
* A trained martial artist
* An athlete in hockey, water polo, golf, tennis, soccer, and basketball
* A Formula One and Nascar stan who drives laps out on the racetrack
* A fly fisherman
* A bow hunter
* A gun hunter
* A ski bum
* A film buff who travels to festivals across the country
* hangs out at quarter arcades
* volunteers in his community
* hangs out at rich white country clubs
* Attended an Afro-centric "warrior class" private school
* hangs out at family functions with billionaires
* is politically active

* and saved a kid's life with CPR


edit: Oh shyt, I just saw that he's into rowing, golf, AND robotics too. :laff:
Breh a modern Johnny Cash

 

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I finally found his picture:
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