JBO breh tries to buy coffee at a bikini barista shop (RIP)

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Nobody will remember this incident or this dude like 5 years from now. but he will still be dead.
Suicide never the answer
He could've just played it off as being addicted to porn and looking for a thrill.
 

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This bikini place is a magnet for perverts and they've made the news before:




Man is dead now and this is not reported?


It's not like they don't talk about things like this, here's a police release from TODAY about a different dude.



 

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RIP to the breh. The way he looked at the camera indicates some mental stuff may have been developing for a while. Also maybe shops like this should just record and call the cops (and show video to the cops) instead of putting it on social media?

Interesting that this bikini barista concept really took off out west (Seattle, Portland, Arizona, etc), and hasn’t caught on much on the east coast (I think maybe Vermont has some shyt like this).
 

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RIP to the breh. The way he looked at the camera indicates some mental stuff may have been developing for a while. Also maybe shops like this should just record and call the cops (and show video to the cops) instead of putting it on social media?

Interesting that this bikini barista concept really took off out west (Seattle, Portland, Arizona, etc), and hasn’t caught on much on the east coast (I think maybe Vermont has some shyt like this).
Gets too cold for women to be working in bikinis over in the east. Would have to be a seasonal concept out here
 
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Gets too cold for women to be working in bikinis over in the east. Would have to be a seasonal concept out here

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I never knew
 

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Nobody will remember this incident or this dude like 5 years from now. but he will still be dead.
Suicide never the answer
I’m not saying he should’ve killed himself but this would follow this nikka for ever
 

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I’m not saying he should’ve killed himself but this would follow this nikka for ever
at least go out some other way. if there is afterlife imagine having to explain for all eternity to every new person you meet that you got there under these circumstances?:scusthov: Would be a lame for eternity
 

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This is one of those situations where you should lie.

Nah, I wasn't deliberately driving around naked, I got testicular torsión while trying to get something to eat.

Nah i wasn't trying to get a happy ending with a meal, I got hemrroids and sitting naked helps with the pain.

Nah, I ain't no JBO breh, I was just measuring the size of my peen for a JBO breh. He wanted pictures.

And so on and so forth.

I would've been lying so much people wouldnt care about the truth. Sad thing is, thats the last you thinking when you under that kind of pressure.

Should have said he had jock itch and the doctor told him he needs to let his balls air out and not get all sweaty otherwise the fungus will grow
 

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Rip but this was a crazy lead up to his death. Like that funeral gotta be awkward as hell. Like picture if he was your cousin and you with your other cousins talking about his death like saying bruh had his dikk out at the drive through and he offed himself sounds nuts. No pun intended.
 
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