This is one of those situations where you should lie.
Nah, I wasn't deliberately driving around naked, I got testicular torsión while trying to get something to eat.
Nah i wasn't trying to get a happy ending with a meal, I got hemrroids and sitting naked helps with the pain.
Nah, I ain't no JBO breh, I was just measuring the size of my peen for a JBO breh. He wanted pictures.
And so on and so forth.
I would've been lying so much people wouldnt care about the truth. Sad thing is, thats the last you thinking when you under that kind of pressure.