Jay z is fukking washed up now :flabbynsickscusthov:

[O.Red]

I listened to MCHG and felt like I was wronged. ONLY song I like on there is pound cake.


edit: DAMN POUND CAKE IS ON DRAKE ALBUM SMH HOV IS DONE

I can't fukkin breathe

 

[Fatboi1]

you know damn well these fakkits nas stans would be up in here talkin about how that album is GOAT.

(i cant believe some of them are saying NASTRADAMUS was a great album )

Nasir's worst album is better than most of jays new shyt post bp2.

 

[McPiff]

Nasir's worst album is better than most of jays new shyt post bp2.

nah breh.

even Nas wouldn't believe that.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

No I'm not a virgin I use my cajones

I ain't gonna lie...I actually like that line. But I can already expect a 2014 Jay Z (no hyphen) song/verse to consist of this just based on his formula...

• References to European fashion brands and designers and how much knowing about them makes Jay Z (no hyphen) better than you.
  
• A reference to how he "chills" with Barack and Michelle
  
• Talking about how great he is.
• Talking about how he showed you how to ___________.
  
• Talking about how wack you are and how you need to ___________.
• Him rapping about the newest situation he got himself tangled into in the media and his response.
• a couple of bars of stuff that sounds good on first listen, but when you really break it down it isn't anything special at all and it's actually kind of embarassing for someone of his age to be saying this. But ofcourse his stans will call it the verse of the year.
• A corny line about how he stays black at the white house and how he sells white at the black house.
• Other questionable drug tales that may or may not of happened.
• Constant reminders that, yes, Jay Z (no hyphen) did indeed sell crack!
• Talking about how much money he spent and how much money you don't have to f*ck with him.
• But ofcourse, you gotta fukkwithimcauseyouknowhegotit
• And last but not least...Jay Z (no hyphen) commanding Young Guru and/or Swizz to unleash something.

you forgot warhols

And don't forget him mentioning how MC Hammer lost money. He's already referenced it songs twice

 

[954UAlreadyknow]

jay aint even close to what he was lyrically.

If you cant admit that I cant take you seriously

 

[Calmye]

This brotha used to be the shyt decades ago but hearing this man's new lyrics depresses me.

"cake ANIME I SAY EAT THE CAKE ANIME!!"


"NOW HERE'S THE ICING ON THE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!

"PARTY WITH WEIRDO'S YEA HOV YEAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOV!!"

"A nikka GOT UNLIMITED CREDIT!"*makes ridiculous car screeching sound with mouth*



Jay Z a fukking chef?? nikka stay talking about CAKE(BAKERY!)
Sweet ass nikka.

Wouldn't this make a baker not a cook