Jay-Z is a fukking Vampire!!!

[Chris Mauro]

Jay is really about 800 yrs old


Dude stole Young Chris swag which will allow him to alive another 20 years


and Biggie wasn't really murdered in L.A, Jay took his soul.....everytime u hear Biggies rhymes coming out of his fat lips it's just Biggie trying desperately to escape.

 

[Illuminatos]

That would be a pretty dope album cover.

 

[director_of_bands]

ok so JayZ looks like someone from a 1930 pic or whatever...so what...and why was the stupid ass radio station here reporting this as if there was some validity to the story foh

 

[beanz]

A Jay-Z Sighting ... in 1939 Harlem - NYTimes.com

When I was pushin weight, back in '38

 

[Reggie]

What makes it ill is the way dude is posing for the picture? Of course we know it's not Jay, but it definitely looks like it could be someone of relation to him.