Jar Jar Binks actor reflects on racist online trolls, star wars fan lunatics, and sellout accusations that almost lead him to commit

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You know, no one ever brings that up.

Nobody :russ:
Folks just gloss over it :dead:

Luke and Leia were one more scene away from sleeping with each other :deadrose:

BREH :mindblown:. One scene Luke and Leia was about to french and use the force in them sheets, and the next movie they are siblings :why:. If we keeping it a buck, Star Wars is basically a futuristic Attitude era storyline in space.

How in the hell Luke destroyed the Death Star, only for the shyt to be rebuilt the next friggin movie. And how in the hell they allowed the Imperials to build the shyt without heavy regulations and so forth.

Holy hell, what a garbage series.
 

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BREH :mindblown:. One scene Luke and Leia was about to french and use the force in them sheets, and the next movie they are siblings :why:. If we keeping it a buck, Star Wars is basically a futuristic Attitude era storyline in space.

How in the hell Luke destroyed the Death Star, only for the shyt to be rebuilt the next friggin movie. And how in the hell they allowed the Imperials to build the shyt without heavy regulations and so forth.

Holy hell, what a garbage series.
I was in it for the fight scenes, but once I realized they really really wanted to keep it a white dude's hero journey, I stopped caring.

Then they made it a white woman's Invincibility arc and then I just laughed :russ:
 

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nah, fukk him. how do you read those lines, as a black man, and not think "man, this doesn't sound right".

"me sa no want go boom boom"?? :dahell:
Video example of how bad it was? I’ve never seen a Star Wars movie
 

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nah, fukk him. how do you read those lines, as a black man, and not think "man, this doesn't sound right".

"me sa no want go boom boom"?? :dahell:
The same way a nikka running behind a white bytch screaming
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Don’t care how outspoken John been afterwards
Somewhere in his mind that shyt should have clicked during filming
He don’t get no grace either
 

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How in the hell Luke destroyed the Death Star, only for the shyt to be rebuilt the next friggin movie. And how in the hell they allowed the Imperials to build the shyt without heavy regulations and so forth.
An OSHA inspector shows up just before Palpatine tries to use force lightning on Luke. "Woah, hold on there, pal. You ever heard of lock-out tag-out?"

"Okay, who's the safety guy? C'mon. Blue helmet?"

Vader: "Uh... I... I've got my hardhat on..."
 

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An OSHA inspector shows up just before Palpatine tries to use force lightning on Luke. "Woah, hold on there, pal. You ever heard of lock-out tag-out?"

"Okay, who's the safety guy? C'mon. Blue helmet?"

Vader: "Uh... I... I've got my hardhat on..."

It would be believable if this was the actual arc of Star Wars :dead:
 

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It would be believable if this was the actual arc of Star Wars :dead:
"Woah! Woah! Flying an airship over a wide open Sarlacc pit and NOBODY is wearing a harness? Not even safety goggles?"

"Ooosa waboosa nah wah meggh tee ma!"
(I thought I bribed Phil last month!)

"Bribery will get you nowhere sir, but you can try flattery."

Boba Fett: "Helmet counts as a hardhat, right?"
 
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