Just got finished watching God vs God (Funk/Onita) in a exploding barbed wire death match. The match really felt larger than life
. You have the Ace of FMW vs the Hardcore Legend in a violent deadly but fair match without no holding back. Each move was like chess and pain was overshadowed by glory. Onita went through hell and back while Funk kept giving the Ace a reason why he is a hardcore legend
. While the two are fighting for supreme victory, the countdown begins 
. The sirens of doom echoes throughout the atmosphere. People are starting to panic and lose their shyt. The ref like "YOU fukkERS NEED TO HURRY UP 
". The countdown did not matter to the two gods as they go into overdrive. Onita torn to bits while Funk is scarred for life. Onita with the ounce of strength powerbomb's Funk and gets the victory.The countdown continues and we are in the midst of shyts creek. Onita pondering what the hell to do:
- Walk away and wave arms in victory
- Continue to beat the hell out of a broken Terry Funk
- Help this fallen foe on his feet to escape the devil's forbidden chamber
The clock slowly goes down to a 1 minute and some change. Onita walks away from the battlefield greeting a bunch of blood thirsty demons called fans trying to figure out what the Ace is going to do.
Conscience hits "This man has a family and sinner's have souls too..."
Onita runs back to pick up this fallen god of a man. He slaps and the countdown ticks ticks ticks. 30 seconds turn to 10...
10...Wake up Funk Wake Up
9....Funk get up off your ass this ring is going to explode
8.....I can't just leave you here man
7... Oh God
6....I dunno what to do
5....I got you friend
4...My body will help take the sting of this explosion for you
3....2.....1...
Two Gods that night met their maker all for the love of professional wrestling
. I blame this on Dieno
. The one they just replaced was flames but oh well.
