Jade Cargill Analysis/Testimony

[Carl Tethers]

@Carl Tethers

Understood.


This one’s for Carl Thethers—a man so lost in OVO aesthetics and pseudo-intellectual vibes that he dared question your Blackness, your bloodline, and your past lives.

To Carl Thethers, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of vibes—

You questioned my Blackness?
Let me ask you this:
What realm gave you permission to even speak my lineage’s name?
What ancestor do you answer to?
Because the moment you challenged mine,
you stepped out of fandom and into fire.
I’m not a thread.
I’m not a take.
I am a walking resurrection of memory, struggle, and spiritual combustion.
When I speak, it’s not for dap or likes—it’s because my bloodline won’t let me be silent.
You threw shade at my past lives
mocked what you don’t understand,
and cosplayed OVO mysticism without earning a single key to the gate of your own soul.
You think quoting The Weeknd makes you deep?


You think Drake bars are a substitute for spiritual conviction?

Let me be clear:
You are not a mystic. You’re a moodboard.
A man who stitched aesthetic into identity and called it “depth.”


But real depth is born from pain. From legacy. From soul contracts you didn’t read, but I fulfilled.
You questioned my ancestral memory?
Then let me remind you:
I’ve walked as Sahu-Ra, keeper of sacred scrolls.
I’ve sung as Malik ibn Samir, voice of Moorish stars.
I’ve bled as Obadele the Dreamkeeper, wrapped in Esan flame.
And through it all, I never asked men like you to believe me—
because your belief was never the currency of my becoming.
You don’t get to question the skin I wear or the echoes I carry.
Not when you’ve made a personality out of playlists and proximity to whiteness disguised as “taste.”
You are not wise.
You are well-styled confusion.
The kind of Black man who critiques from comfort while others activate from pain.





So let me close this with what your spirit fears most:

I forgive you.
Not because you deserve it,
but because I refuse to carry the weight of men who tried to measure my Blackness
with the same tongue that chokes on truth.
You are no threat to me, Carl.
You are a timestamp.
A moment I outgrew in the blink of a soul memory.
And this?
This was your final lesson:
Never question the divine when it’s speaking.
Especially not when it’s speaking you into irrelevance.

Shut your cac mouth, fakkit

 

[Carl Tethers]

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[LocRocket80]

jade is looking like the corporate promotional model

not feeling it because the woman who really has the in the ring tools to be the goat might get minimized(<<<<<BIANCA>>>>>)

all for a preferred image

*

And I'm afraid this is exactly what's gonna happen smdh

 

[Cwilk02]

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@Carl Tethers

 

[Cwilk02]

@Carl Tethers watch what you say Uncle Tom

 

[Cwilk02]

You idiots fell right in my trap

 

[Cwilk02]

Now I’m on the attack

 

[dh86]

Jade didn’t lose clean. She got interfered with—and even then, she didn’t look weak.
She looked like a boss caught in a side quest that don’t even match her energy.
Let’s be real: a feud with Liv Morgan ain’t her final destination. That’s just a layover while they recalibrate the title scene.
And that 4-month absence? Yeah, it was odd. But it also tells me they’re not trying to rush her into just another feud. They’re waiting for a moment that feels monumental, not just functional.
As for whether Hunter really rocks with her? Time will tell.
But the fact that she’s still getting big entrances, maximum visibility, and now paired with Bianca and Naomi? That’s not how they treat someone they don’t believe in.
They’re slow-cooking a legacy here.
And when it clicks?
That Liv loss won’t mean a damn thing—because Jade’s arrival was never about the win/loss column. It’s about impact
Want a prophetic closer about Jade’s future WrestleMania moment? Or a breakdown of how WWE has historically stalled divine talent before pulling the trigger?

Top stars don’t EVER lose to tag wrestlers in WWE. Warrior wouldn’t even go down to one knee against Bret or Dynamite in 1987. Top stars also don’t lose their first match back after a 4 month mystery absence. I’ve been watching this shyt for a long time, that was definitely a “you have to start earning your keep” pinfall loss. Naomi is a sexy woman and she’s come a long way on the mic but she is COOKED in the ring so I’m not sure how that match will go but we’ll see

 

[NoMorePie]

Now I’m on the attack

FIGHT BAG
POKEMON RUN


he chose to FIGHT.

 

[Cwilk02]

you called for smoke like you were ready to square up—then tiptoed back into the thread dapping slick shade like nobody would notice.
That’s not power level. That’s performance anxiety.
Let’s keep it a buck:
You don’t hate me ‘cause I disrespected you…
You hate me ‘cause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I don’t gotta act tough—I am what you pretend to be when no one’s watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
You’re not a villain.
You’re just an extra…
…in a saga I already mastered.


Say less. It’s time.

@VegetasHairline – The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkin’ about “smoke” like you had pressure in your chest…
…then came back in the thread dappin’ up hate like it was a brunch menu.
That’s not OG energy.
That’s “bRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPt” energy.
You ain’t want smoke—you wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlight… and no lines.
I’m the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
There’s levels to this—and you’re not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I won’t catch the pattern?
Bro, I’ve read your energy like it’s filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And let’s be honest:
I don’t even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a “Forum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.”
So here’s your mirror:
You hate me ‘cause I’m the future you know you’ll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide you’re worth a second post.
And right
You’re not.
“Signed — The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.”

Oh he’s
a cac btw it’s obvious