J. Lo's new movie 'Boy Next Door' looks ALL TIME horrible...

[Whitty Hutton]

every now and then a trailer has a line of dialogue that sticks out as so bad, it's engrained in my mind. "I love your mom's cookies" might be the winner of 2015. i don't think it's gonna be topped. just awful

It's a line no movie would use unless it was a comedy or porn

 

[TheGodling]

every now and then a trailer has a line of dialogue that sticks out as so bad, it's engrained in my mind. "I love your mom's cookies" might be the winner of 2015. i don't think it's gonna be topped. just awful

The "I love dogs" line from the Jupiter Ascending trailer is worse. At least the cookies line fits the whole shlock thriller vibe this movie has.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

It's a line no movie would use unless it was a comedy or porn

it was really we here line also

 

[FlyRy]

Seemed to me like she fell off the face of the planet for a few years. I know she's a spokesperson for make-up or whatever, but hadn't really had from her for awhile until she did that movie with Jason Statham. Knew her Hollywood career was on a downward slide when that was announced.

breh.

she's been getting american idol money for years now.. that network tv money is better than movie money.

plus she did a world tour and they had the documentary of it on hbo on new years

leave jlo alone

#teamjlo

 

[satam55]

WTF does this thread have 109+ posts?

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

J.Lo's only hot movie in her filmography is "Out of Sight"

U Turn was pretty good too.

 

[kp404]

WTF does this thread have 109+ posts?

Because fukkery will ensue :crazycage:

 

[Mandarin Duck]

This would be a fukking Lifetime Movie if Jennifer Lopez wasn't in it.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

breh.

she's been getting american idol money for years now.. that network tv money is better than movie money.

plus she did a world tour and they had the documentary of it on hbo on new years

leave jlo alone

#teamjlo

I forgot about AI. I don't watch it.

 

[Spaceman Piff]

gigli really fukked up her movie career


i had the honor of watching her movie "enough" in theaters.. went home and beat my girl because i felt it was the right thing to do

 

[The G.O.D II]

breh.

ALL women are obsessed with jlo

all those glam bytches and urban models on instagram idolize her.

Instagram models idolize black chyna, Kim K, and Amber Rose. No one cares about Jlo

 

[I AM WARHOL]

That minivan exploded on impact

 

[FlyRy]

Instagram models idolize black chyna, Kim K, and Amber Rose. No one cares about Jlo

I could post tons of shyt to prove this wrong

but i'd rather watch some screeners

edit: i'll say this though..there's a reason every bytch out there has ombre hair color..and it aint fukking blacc chyna

who u think inspired kim and all the other knockoffs to cop a fat ass?

 

[winb83]

I'm sorry but this movie looks good as hell. Not in the so good its good way but in the so bad it's good way.

 

[Born2BKing]

Looks pretty dope to me.