It's unattractive to come across as hostile and bitter in your dating profile.

ugksam

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I mean..some of those girls are just fronting..I went on this crazy ok cupid profile of some model black chick....she was being over the top..talmbout she was the baddest bytch..all her photos had captions of her being the baddest talking shyt..like shyt was so crazy and arrogant I was dying laughing ..like is she really serious..so I messaged her and told her she should be a comedian cuz I'm dying over here..then she hit me with this..
you should hit it
 

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:russ: who the fukk would want to date that bytch? somebody should tell her that by requesting that her man doesn't look at porn and only touches his dikk when he is washing it she is basically admiting that she is stuck up and terrible in bed.
 

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:russ: who the fukk would want to date that bytch? somebody should tell her that by requesting that her man doesn't look at porn and only touches his dikk when he is washing it she is basically admiting that she is stuck up and terrible in bed.

Fa sho. I was like "I hope this broad already has Costco-sized bags of cat food on deck..."

I'll have find out what is the dominant allele in a "twunt".
 

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Jesus Christ, that first one. You just know she lives her life on Tumblr.
that first bytch wasn't attractive, anyway. fukk her with that feminist "cisgender" talkish then goes on to write some racist shyt. shes the exact reason why feminism is a joke.

Very true. Also, if you notice, most of her profile is stuff that she seems to be outright rudely demanding out of a partner without actually describing herself at all, save for a sentence at the end about being in grad school (without saying what she's studying) and liking the Beatles. The entitlement is strong in this one, while only seeming to guarantee for anyone she's trying to date constant confrontation and argument.
 

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I love these profiles where these bytches talk as if they're some once in a lifetime prize catch or something. :rudy:
 

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I love these profiles where these bytches talk as if they're some once in a lifetime prize catch or something. :rudy:

Well, on dating sites they develop this idea from guys constantly messaging them things like, "Hey, ur beautiful msg me bck pls" so they eventually develop an ego that's far too big to fit in reality.
 
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