it's time star wars fans realize the franchise as always been trash

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People have high hopes for these new star wars movies, but like the star trek before, what these blind fans don't realize is the shyt was always trash from the beginning. They can't even make a decent videogame because the source material has always been cookie cutter to begin with.

In 70's a movie like Star Wars could be a hit, because they actually did innovative film making with the models and sets they built. People were high on drugs and were heaven into aliens back then.
If the same movie came out today with no history and all the updated visual effects, people would say it was hot trash.

The acting was bad, just as bad as the prequels, except for Billy Dee Williams and Harrison Ford, because they put their own personalities into the wooden characters. Sir Alec Guiness went to his grave hating star wars and the fact he was apart of it.

Princess Leia is the only bytch in the whole galaxy, makes no sense. And her father was a senator how does that make her a Princess.

The plot makes no sense. The kids who grew up on star wars fail to realize when they first turned flabby and sick, and kept this shytty franchise alive willfully being strung along by Lucas.

Everything creative about the serious is owed to the artist who designed the ships and the practical effects.
The story itself lacks any creative. For example, you have a desert planet, an ice planet, a forest planet, a water planet, and a fire planet. Is this a movie or stages in Legend of Zelda.

lightsabers are gay. Two grown men waving glow sticks at each other is not epic on any stage its fruity.

The myth of star wars being a huge universe is ridiculous, since everything about this Universe only exists in things fans made up or in books that have no connection to the films. Nothing in the films makes you feel like your in this huge galaxy.
 
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For starters ... her senator father was her adoptive father ... her mother WAS a queen....

the lightsaber fights are reminisent of samauri duels and ...

Nevermind, why am i even entertaining this fool

where in the movie does it say her mother's a queen
yall gotta make shyt up, star wars fans are a cult of fools, they complain when the games suck, complain that prequels sucked, will complain the new movies suck, because they didn't come to realization the star war has always been trash
 

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personally, I think the only :trash: movie in the entire star wars franchise thus far was episode 1. all the rest were piff to me.

nah episode 2 was fukking TERRIBLE. It was so laughably bad. I dont even watch it no more.
 

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man that fukking race scene in episode 1 was sooooo long and drawn out. that shyt alone basically ruined the movie. and I'm not even gonna mention jar jar binks.
They really could just combined more of the important parts of Episode I into the beginning of Episode II and made that one movie. The second film could of been based on most of the Clone Wars (alot of the shyt from the original cartoon, which was dope)
 
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