Its official Bert and Ernie are......

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i never watched Sesame Street anyway

strictly Arthur, Barney, Magic School bus, Mr Rogers
 

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I've long said that the muppets, with their reach and power, should be standing on the precipice of the avant garde.
Children at a young age should be steadied and readied for the world as it is today. This is a good starting point. They can show the implications of incarcerated parents on the young muppet and his day to day life. As he's walking down the school hallway, leaving it tear stained in his wake, you can have other muppet children shout derogatory things at the young child like 'PRISON faq!' and 'Yo muppet, how much semen ya think ya daddy coaxed out of prison penises today??'. And from watching this muppet walk down that hall of shame, the kids at home will know the detrimental effect their words can have on their peers. As a home-run you can have the muppet going home at the end of the day and slitting his wrists. And as the young-uns are sat in front of their T.V watching the fluffy innards of Prison parent muppet spill onto his bathroom floor, they'll be able to steer their lives in a more egalitarian, altruistic and fulfilling direction. They should also be warned about the potential pitfalls of nightclubs. Have one of the muppets, get drunk and without realising it bring home a tranny. You can show the next morning. You can have Ernie ask Bert 'how was last night??'

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and with just one look the kids at home will know to leave that demonic lifestyle alone.
 
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