Its a wrap for Assad in syria

[UnQuantized]

Most of this middle east shyt is about the fall of the ottoman empire and the redrawing of the map after ww1

 

[ReasonableMatic]

So what's next for Syria?

AmeriKKKa aka The United States of lsrael

 

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resigned

The New York Times (@nytimes.com)

President Bashar al-Assad has resigned and left Syria, Russia’s Foreign Ministry said on Sunday, a stunning fall for the longtime dictator. People celebrated near the Lebanon/Syria border crossing of Masnaa in Bar Elias, Lebanon. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/4ip731G

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The New York Times

President Bashar al-Assad has resigned and left Syria, Russia’s Foreign Ministry said on Sunday, a stunning fall for the longtime dictator. People celebrated near the Lebanon/Syria border crossing of Masnaa in Bar Elias, Lebanon.

Follow live updates. https://nyti.ms/4ip731G

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‪Dootzie6‬ ‪@dootzie61.bsky.social‬

Wow this title beats all. Resigned? He was lucky to escape with his head. Please do something more useful & investigate how much money he had tucked away in offshore accounts.

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‪thenicabides.bsky.social‬ ‪@thenicabides.bsky.social‬

"Resigned" is a weird way of saying he fled his country because the Syrian people took it back.

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‪𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊‬ ‪@asocialstray.bsky.social‬

Taking bets on Trump resigning before April?

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‪Cynthia J. Palazzolo‬ ‪@cjpalazzolo.bsky.social‬

If I could cancel The NYT again, I would.
The Shallow State (@ourshallowstate.bsky.social)

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‪Asa Sobel‬ ‪@asabovesobelow5050.bsky.social‬

Resigned lolz

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‪Angela‬ ‪@angelarn.bsky.social‬

Resigned?? Weird way to phrase “run out”, “fled”, “overthrown”…

8/40
‪derekandthedominos.bsky.social‬ ‪@derekandthedominos.bsky.social‬

How is Tulsi holding up? Has anyone checked on her?

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‪godhatesyeast‬ ‪@godhatesyeast.bsky.social‬

the framing is just

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‪realjoemack.bsky.social‬ ‪@realjoemack.bsky.social‬

"resigned"

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‪Austin_Girl‬ ‪@nikinaustin.bsky.social‬

"Resigned".

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‪Wisch‬ ‪@itswisch.bsky.social‬

"Resigned"
In case anyone was wondering if the NYT licked boots for a living, you have your answer. "Russia said this and we're going to repeat it verbatim" falls far short of any sane person's definition of journalistic integrity.

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‪Honey‬ ‪@texasmom.bsky.social‬



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‪thelifeofdog.bsky.social‬ ‪@thelifeofdog.bsky.social‬

Resigned? *Resigned*?

Has the NYT hired an etiquette coach to write the headlines now? What a toothless way to lead into an important article...

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‪Chas Hundley‬ ‪@chashundley.bsky.social‬

Pretty sure he was fired.

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‪Uppity Rat‬ ‪@uppityrat.bsky.social‬

Bashar al-Assad’s location is unknown. Does Tulsi Gabbard have a basement?

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‪Smash Lampjaw‬ ‪@bryix.bsky.social‬

The swing against incumbent parties continues.

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‪badgalahad.bsky.social‬ ‪@badgalahad.bsky.social‬

Iran's grip is slipping. They cant save Hamas, Hezbollah. Russia is in decline. I see USA gaining influence in Syria via Al Jolani's need for legitimacy. That puts the squeeze on Hezbollah, strangulation to be next. Iran is to be bombed in 2025, now that its a softer target to hit.

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‪duke1965.bsky.social‬ ‪@duke1965.bsky.social‬

A bit like when Saddam Hussein resigned and decided to live in hole in the ground.

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‪GONZO2.0‬ ‪@xgenslacker.bsky.social‬

Sorry Don n Tulsi. Sorry ur friend be dead by next week. Maybe give him a cabinet position. Orange can cuddle n tickle his berries as the whore of DC gets banged by Shaq

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‪billpotter1970.bsky.social‬ ‪@billpotter1970.bsky.social‬

He has been replaced in Damascus by a branch of al-Qaeda. NATO has helped an islamist group overthrow the last secular Arab leader.

22/40
‪Redir‬ ‪@red1r.bsky.social‬

Who gassed children to death. Good riddance.

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‪Douglas Miller‬ ‪@revolutionary.bsky.social‬

The people of Syria and South Korea are giving America a timely lesson on how to deal with tyrants and authoritarians.

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‪Luund‬ ‪@luund.bsky.social‬

As you can see, the one who loses is the person not in the picture, which in this case is clear, like in all Middle East: WOMEN. Islam, this brutal regime that ruthlessly devalues women or anything remotely Western, not to mention homosexuals. It’s a humanitarian disaster.

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‪Michel Morin‬ ‪@muribundi.bsky.social‬

Are you suggesting minorities right were really better under Bashar?!?!

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‪All Facts Matter‬ ‪@allfactsmatter.bsky.social‬

Assad's whereabouts remain unknown. Reports that his plane was shot down remain unconfirmed.

All Facts Matter (@allfactsmatter.bsky.social)

#Syria #Assad #Damascus

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‪Michael D. Cohen, Ph.D.‬ ‪@michaelcohen.us‬

“Resigned” reads like the New York Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social)

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‪Amy‬ ‪@aimze.bsky.social‬

Let's pray for freedom and Justice for all!

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‪Daphne_du Maurier‬ ‪@daphe.bsky.social‬

If by “resigned” the NYTs means “fled for his life “ than yes

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‪cleogrrl.bsky.social‬ ‪@cleogrrl.bsky.social‬

"Resigned".

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‪Tim Paints Miniatures‬ ‪@timpaintsminis.bsky.social‬

The Middle East has been so unstable it’s hard to see hope. But Assad needed to be deposed by the people.

Hopefully Syria won’t devolve to Islamism, nor become a puppet of the US, Russia, or China.

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‪virtualreality4me.bsky.social‬ ‪@virtualreality4me.bsky.social‬

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‪Wilson Zhong‬ ‪@wzhong.bsky.social‬

看到川普当选，民主倒退，粉红们欢呼百年机遇来临的时候，还未意识到世人只是对当前社会不满，寻求改变，一夜之间貌似强大的独裁者就倒台了。

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‪Redir‬ ‪@red1r.bsky.social‬

Truly incredible. Amazing how fast the tide turned there.

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‪Dave Haddy‬ ‪@davehaddy.bsky.social‬

Is that a typo? Maybe Russia actually said "reassigned"?

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‪Citizen Kane‬ ‪@citizenkane1.bsky.social‬

I’m sure Assad has a nice hotel suite in Moscow.

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‪kapitano-skm.bsky.social‬ ‪@kapitano-skm.bsky.social‬

Resigned??? Stupid journalism indeed

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‪loslofutura01.bsky.social‬ ‪@loslofutura01.bsky.social‬

But, how will Tulsi get paid?

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‪4joedirt.bsky.social‬ ‪@4joedirt.bsky.social‬

Tulsi Gabbard is just a Russian tool. The $ will be useless. Follow the plot, the GOP willing ignorance, & bold arrogance. Americans are doomed & will be thown into poverty. Putin beat America with a 30 year campaign. Buy physical gold if you want to survive the next 10 years. It's now DOGE & Gold

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‪Leigh‬ ‪@mom2jacknsam.bsky.social‬



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[Geek Nasty]

For the coli goofies who don’t understand what a proxy war is, this is why we’re supporting Ukraine

 

[levitate]

Wasn’t Asad Putin’s mans?

Will be some strange relationships between US, Israel and Russia these next four years.

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

fukk Assad! He was a monster.
fukk the rebels. Most of them are just as bad as the Assad regime.

 

[bnew]

MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com)

Well this aged poorly

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MeidasTouch

Well this aged poorly

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‪Bearded Wallace‬ ‪@shamanwallace.bsky.social‬

Meanwhile, Assad and his fancy suits fled to Moscow like Hawley running in the halls of Congress from Trump's mob.

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‪TreeHugger‬ ‪@artislife7.bsky.social‬

Wow so he’s there with Tara Reade and every other crazy traitor

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‪David‬ ‪@mcphearson.me‬

The one on the left preoccupied Russia so much so that the one on the right had to flee his country with his tail between his legs.

Courage and strength have nothing to do with how you dress or how “clean shaven” you are.

This guy is a doorknob.

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‪Cat Lady vs Couches‬ ‪@catladyvscouches.bsky.social‬

Actually, doorknobs are useful.
I have to disagree with your comparison, but agree on the sentiment.

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‪David‬ ‪@mcphearson.me‬

I concede to your thoughtful and well researched reply

7/30
‪nlkennedy.bsky.social‬ ‪@nlkennedy.bsky.social‬

They're so shallow and petty in everything they say and do.

8/30
‪Capn Borscht‬ ‪@capnborscht.bsky.social‬

Love the overt antisemitism "rat like"

9/30
‪dietotaku‬ ‪@dietotaku.bsky.social‬

"greedy" too. the man is "greedy" for defending his country from a hostile foreign takeover?

10/30
‪Xavier B.‬ ‪@thedutchfoxx.bsky.social‬

Especially ironic judging by the videos coming out of Assad's ultra-luxurious palace with his hundreds of ultra-expensive cars.

11/30
‪courtjezter84.bsky.social‬ ‪@courtjezter84.bsky.social‬

Have to love the “bow down to people in suits” mentality they all seem to have.

12/30
‪marydee18.bsky.social‬ ‪@marydee18.bsky.social‬

My beloved Mom always told my sister and me “watch out for men in 3 piece suits!
Ironically, today would be her 93rd birthday and trust me she’s sending really bad vibes to MAGATS and Trump from Heaven.

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‪coopersmifz.bsky.social‬ ‪@coopersmifz.bsky.social‬

Apparently “Gigachad” = gassing your own people with chemical weapons. Looks like a weak bytch to me.

14/30
‪Alex‬ ‪@alzrnb.bsky.social‬

Weak chin having despot

15/30
‪Possibly Kimberly‬ ‪@possiblykim123.bsky.social‬

The cack I cackled!

16/30
‪Carolina Moon‬ ‪@aozora-aonami.bsky.social‬

Zelenskiy : send ammo, not a ride
Assad: save me daddy Vlad!!

17/30
‪josephgussman.bsky.social‬ ‪@josephgussman.bsky.social‬

Z has shown more courage, & intelligence, than any maga politician will ever come close to possessing

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‪Michele CM‬ ‪@michmack.bsky.social‬

Exactly.
Z was underestimated.

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‪reverendthc.bsky.social‬ ‪@reverendthc.bsky.social‬

Thats because Zelensky is actually fighting his war.

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‪Sabrina ‬ ‪@sabrina101.bsky.social‬

I'm hoping someone has replied to that original post saying "still think he's winning"?

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‪Agent53.bsky.social‬ ‪@agent53.bsky.social‬

"After 8 years of war, Assad looks like him, and his lavish lifestyle hasn't been bothered at all." It isn't the flex they think it is.

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‪Reality Intrudes‬ ‪@notimeforfear.bsky.social‬

Who’s in charge of Syria right now again? Oh that’s right

23/30
‪Strange Starchild‬ ‪@strangestarchild.bsky.social‬

Hats Off To The Rebels You Can Tell They Have Been Planning This A While

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‪hazdaz.bsky.social‬ ‪@hazdaz.bsky.social‬

Imagine being pro-Assad. I wonder how many Ruples get funneled into this guys bank account to have that kind of opinion?

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‪suanish.bsky.social‬ ‪@suanish.bsky.social‬

Again who the hell is this Jackson Hinkle?

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‪The Manifestation of Neverending Misery‬ ‪@chrissehcat.bsky.social‬

Zelensky honestly? He's still an 8/10.

27/30
‪Dodger Greywing‬ ‪@dodgergreywing.bsky.social‬

From comedian to leader of a country at war with Russia. Dude's a hottie.

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‪joycemontrose.bsky.social‬ ‪@joycemontrose.bsky.social‬

Americans are complicit in crimes against humanity. Last Trump administration betrayed NATO and allied with Putin, got caught trying to extort Ukraine for political gain

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‪CharM‬ ‪@artemis46.bsky.social‬

One is fighting a war for his people, the other was getting rich by torturing his people.

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‪whiskeyflip.bsky.social‬ ‪@whiskeyflip.bsky.social‬

what the fukk is a "jackson hinkle" anyway? Sounds like the name you give a trick poop job, like an upper decker.

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1/11
@LConeCNN
"You're okay, you're okay."

A remarkable moment as CNN's @clarissaward and her team find a Syrian prisoner left behind in a secret prison, alone and unaware the Assad regime was no more.



https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1866981405806268416/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/-M-4fO2qmqMtmH54.mp4

2/11
@JosephPDaniel1
Read:

[Quoted tweet]
A Message to Donald J. Trump

#MAGA #MAHA @RealDonaldTrump
You have a mandate to do the following and more when you become the 47th president of God’s U.S. republic:

- Get the leaders and lower level members of Satan’s American deep state cult imprisoned

- Get many of the 2 million+ U.S. federal employees fired and get many of the over 400 U.S. federal bureaucracies abolished

- Fight to raise the U.S. birth rate to over 3 children per woman

- Stop banks from debanking customers based on political ideology in the U.S.

- Help to free America from being influenced by any cartel or foreign regime in any major way

- Help to make it so U.S. senators have to be elected by state legislatures again

- Stop Satan’s AI takeover of American society

- Give over 95% of U.S. federally owned land away for free to different Americans

- Abolish all globalist owned foundations operating inside the U.S.

- Establish an American internet bill of rights

- Abolish the Federal Reserve

- Get an iron dome missile defense system in place in the U.S.

- End C40 and sanctuary city policies in the U.S.

- ⁠Break up all U.S. monopolies starting with Microsoft, Amazon, Google, Apple, BlackRock, Vanguard and State Street

- Get the licenses of American based fake news outlets revoked

- Get a national vote to happen for a new design to be used on the front and back of all American money to make it all patriotic looking

- Get the unredacted JFK and P. Diddy files publicly released not just the Epstein client list

- Get investigations going into the different public assassination attempts on your life that happened this year, the U.S. election fraud that took place this year and in 2020, the J6th false flag operation and the 9/11 inside job event

- Make the U.S. interstates speed limit free and abolish the DMV system

- Abolish the IRS and try to get a small flat tax put into place for every American who makes over $150k a year

- Fight to make bitcoins a legal tender in the U.S.

- Make the U.S. not associated with the Bilderberg cult, the CFR, the UN, the WHO, NATO, the WEF and the World Bank Group among other globalist controlled cults

- Seize all CCP/globalist controlled farmland and other assets that they own in the U.S.

- Fight to denuclearize every nation that has nuclear weapons

- Ban all geoengineering over U.S. airspace and fight to end the age of weather weaponry worldwide

- Fight to get rescued any sex-trafficked victim inside the U.S.

- Fight to end the era of organ harvesting and transgender surgeries in the U.S.

- Reform the U.S. education, judicial and prison systems

- Expand/improve/harden the energy grid and improve/expand all other major parts of the public infrastructure in the U.S.

- Abolish all U.S. funded human experimentation programs like the human-animal chimera ones on different U.S. research farms

- Fight to ban pornography websites inside the USA

- Get KJV Bibles made to be U.S. public school textbooks

- Fight to end the ESG/DEI/woke era in the USA

- Make all borders of the USA more secure

- Deport tens of millions of illegals who are in the U.S.

- Close down Satan’s Big Pharma cult in the USA

- Fight to get a U.S. healthcare system in place that makes it so insurance companies have to cover naturopathic therapies

- Make the U.S. military greater

- Put an end to the unlawful surveillance of American citizens

- Ban GMOs and all other carcinogenic ingredients from being in the USA

- Ban Wi-Fi and 5G towers in the USA

- Make U.S. farming organic

- Close down Monsanto, Bayer, Syngenta and other biotech companies that are in the U.S.

- Ban public water supplies from having harmful chemicals added to them in the USA

- Make America energy independent

- Deregulate the U.S. economy almost fully

- Pardon Julian Assange/any American political prisoners in the USA and free any ones abroad

- Secure the U.S. election systems

- Improve U.S. trade policies

- End all foreign wars


3/11
@Leira410
He's been kept remarkably well-groomed.



4/11
@HutchNumbnuts
Remarkably scripted like a scene from Homeland



5/11
@NWPatriot4U
/search?q=#fakenews



6/11
@bcnmba
We're contacting you to let you know that you've won the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!"



7/11
@GuntherEagleman
This is the worst propaganda I've ever seen.

Low even for you guys.



8/11
@bikergal1958
Sending a woman in a Muslim prison and Speaking English to a guy who wouldn’t understand is the first clue this is so staged.



9/11
@WallStreetMav
This is why nobody takes your network seriously. Fake and staged.



10/11
@Sentient128




11/11
@Shadyhugs
I love how they think if they speak English repeatedly, and sometimes slowly, that the guy who doesn't speak English will suddenly understand.

Even in real situations (which this obviously isn't) those who only speak English act like those who don't speak English are hard of hearing or deaf.

What a$$holes.




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[BigMoneyGrip]

fukk Assad! He was a monster.
fukk the rebels. Most of them are just as bad as the Assad regime.

Mans in Moscow chillin lol

 

[Nkrumah Was Right]

Spoiler: full text & large images

1/11
@LConeCNN
"You're okay, you're okay."

A remarkable moment as CNN's @clarissaward and her team find a Syrian prisoner left behind in a secret prison, alone and unaware the Assad regime was no more.



https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1866981405806268416/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/-M-4fO2qmqMtmH54.mp4

2/11
@JosephPDaniel1
Read:

[Quoted tweet]
A Message to Donald J. Trump

#MAGA #MAHA @RealDonaldTrump
You have a mandate to do the following and more when you become the 47th president of God’s U.S. republic:

- Get the leaders and lower level members of Satan’s American deep state cult imprisoned

- Get many of the 2 million+ U.S. federal employees fired and get many of the over 400 U.S. federal bureaucracies abolished

- Fight to raise the U.S. birth rate to over 3 children per woman

- Stop banks from debanking customers based on political ideology in the U.S.

- Help to free America from being influenced by any cartel or foreign regime in any major way

- Help to make it so U.S. senators have to be elected by state legislatures again

- Stop Satan’s AI takeover of American society

- Give over 95% of U.S. federally owned land away for free to different Americans

- Abolish all globalist owned foundations operating inside the U.S.

- Establish an American internet bill of rights

- Abolish the Federal Reserve

- Get an iron dome missile defense system in place in the U.S.

- End C40 and sanctuary city policies in the U.S.

- ⁠Break up all U.S. monopolies starting with Microsoft, Amazon, Google, Apple, BlackRock, Vanguard and State Street

- Get the licenses of American based fake news outlets revoked

- Get a national vote to happen for a new design to be used on the front and back of all American money to make it all patriotic looking

- Get the unredacted JFK and P. Diddy files publicly released not just the Epstein client list

- Get investigations going into the different public assassination attempts on your life that happened this year, the U.S. election fraud that took place this year and in 2020, the J6th false flag operation and the 9/11 inside job event

- Make the U.S. interstates speed limit free and abolish the DMV system

- Abolish the IRS and try to get a small flat tax put into place for every American who makes over $150k a year

- Fight to make bitcoins a legal tender in the U.S.

- Make the U.S. not associated with the Bilderberg cult, the CFR, the UN, the WHO, NATO, the WEF and the World Bank Group among other globalist controlled cults

- Seize all CCP/globalist controlled farmland and other assets that they own in the U.S.

- Fight to denuclearize every nation that has nuclear weapons

- Ban all geoengineering over U.S. airspace and fight to end the age of weather weaponry worldwide

- Fight to get rescued any sex-trafficked victim inside the U.S.

- Fight to end the era of organ harvesting and transgender surgeries in the U.S.

- Reform the U.S. education, judicial and prison systems

- Expand/improve/harden the energy grid and improve/expand all other major parts of the public infrastructure in the U.S.

- Abolish all U.S. funded human experimentation programs like the human-animal chimera ones on different U.S. research farms

- Fight to ban pornography websites inside the USA

- Get KJV Bibles made to be U.S. public school textbooks

- Fight to end the ESG/DEI/woke era in the USA

- Make all borders of the USA more secure

- Deport tens of millions of illegals who are in the U.S.

- Close down Satan’s Big Pharma cult in the USA

- Fight to get a U.S. healthcare system in place that makes it so insurance companies have to cover naturopathic therapies

- Make the U.S. military greater

- Put an end to the unlawful surveillance of American citizens

- Ban GMOs and all other carcinogenic ingredients from being in the USA

- Ban Wi-Fi and 5G towers in the USA

- Make U.S. farming organic

- Close down Monsanto, Bayer, Syngenta and other biotech companies that are in the U.S.

- Ban public water supplies from having harmful chemicals added to them in the USA

- Make America energy independent

- Deregulate the U.S. economy almost fully

- Pardon Julian Assange/any American political prisoners in the USA and free any ones abroad

- Secure the U.S. election systems

- Improve U.S. trade policies

- End all foreign wars


3/11
@Leira410
He's been kept remarkably well-groomed.



4/11
@HutchNumbnuts
Remarkably scripted like a scene from Homeland



5/11
@NWPatriot4U
/search?q=#fakenews



6/11
@bcnmba
We're contacting you to let you know that you've won the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!"



7/11
@GuntherEagleman
This is the worst propaganda I've ever seen.

Low even for you guys.



8/11
@bikergal1958
Sending a woman in a Muslim prison and Speaking English to a guy who wouldn’t understand is the first clue this is so staged.



9/11
@WallStreetMav
This is why nobody takes your network seriously. Fake and staged.



10/11
@Sentient128




11/11
@Shadyhugs
I love how they think if they speak English repeatedly, and sometimes slowly, that the guy who doesn't speak English will suddenly understand.

Even in real situations (which this obviously isn't) those who only speak English act like those who don't speak English are hard of hearing or deaf.

What a$$holes.




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Believe CNN propaganda brehs



They obviously re-staged his release for ratings. Never seen a political prisoner with perfectly manicured nails.

CNN did this shyt in Haiti and Israel

 

[Seoul Gleou]

Believe CNN propaganda brehs



They obviously re-staged his release for ratings. Never seen a political prisoner with perfectly manicured nails.

CNN did this shyt in Haiti and Israel

These fakkits go to Tel Aviv to report on Gaza and won't say shyt about the many many journalists Israel kills for just trying to report the news. CNN is a zionist megaphone

 

[horizon]

Ukraine getting packed up, Asia is a lost cause, so the US goes back to MENA for a feel good W

 

[Nkrumah Was Right]

Ukraine getting packed up, Asia is a lost cause, so the US goes back to MENA for a feel good W

It’s not a win.

America will see