Its a Lame Lance texting my phone

[AgentGrey]

I changed numbers recently,
so I get a random text one morning like "hey babe how u been"
so I say "who this"
they reply "Chris"

I delete the text. I get several more texts and keep deleting them,
thinking any regular nikka would quit at this point.
wrong


between yesterday and today i had to have gotten like 12 texts sayin random shyt from this number, each time i just hit delete
and kept on wit my day.
I got one earlier so I reply "u got the wrong number bruh".


So this nikka calls me, I say yo and he's like "where's Shayna "
I tell him ion know a shayna and he got the wrong number, so dude flys off the handle like
"THE HELL I GOT THE WRONG NUMBER nikka WATCH YO BACK" and hangs up.
so he texts me again like "why u tryin to play me wit other nikkas answerin ur phone "

Im like she gave u the wrong number or somthn bruh
ion know what to tell u but if u call my phone wit that bullshyt again
its a problem




But the moral of the story is the thirst is real out here
I reminded me of the Lame Lance shyt so i thought i'd share wit yall.

 

[We Ready]

Lame Lance?

 

[AAKing23]

 

[nalej]

you should just fukk with him. tell him how good shawna puss is. how she made fun of his small package when she's with you.

 

[Majestic Pape]

 

[Lewis Black]

you should just fukk with him. tell him how good shawna puss is. how she made fun of his small package when she's with you.

They might let that shyt slide in the asian communtiy but in the black community....... you might end up like this

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like this

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or like this

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for joking.

 

[illadope]

So wait, youre a guy........and another guy is texin ya phone.........and you run here to tell us??

 

[AgentGrey]

So wait, youre a guy........and another guy is texin ya phone.........and you run here to tell us??

you reachin far

i posted it here bcuz of a recent thread about thirsty nikkas

 

[nalej]

how would he track him down though?

 

[Rominati]

 

[Harry Sax]

stop lyin u kno u gave him your digits at the bar

 

[DreadHead P]

Yeah I hate that shyt, I had a nikka playin on my phone a few weeks ago, chick i periodically smash' new bf. Ion know how matched my face wit my car, prolly snooping around her fb or some shyt but he realized i was the reason why he used to just stop hearing from her for 2 or 3 days. nikka took my nunber out her phone and started textin me from his, we went back and forth for a minute till I got tired and said "you know you trynna fight me over a bytch that i pee'd on?". That shyt must have hurt his feelins cause I ain't hear no more from him but the chick texted me like 5 minutes later talkin about "dont be puttin what we did out there like that", I literally replied " I gave him fair warning"

 

[villain]

till I got tired and said "you know you trynna fight me over a bytch that i pee'd on?". That shyt must have hurt his feelins cause I ain't hear no more from him but thru chick texted me like 5 minutes later talkin about "dont be puttin what we did out there like that", I literally replied " I gave him fair warning"

 

[marcuz]

Yeah I hate that shyt, I had a nikka playin on my phone a few weeks ago, chick i periodically smash' new bf. Ion know how matched my face wit my car, prolly snooping around her fb or some shyt but he realized i was the reason why he used to just stop hearing from her for 2 or 3 days. nikka took my nunber out her phone and started textin me from his, we went back and forth for a minute till I got tired and said "you know you trynna fight me over a bytch that i pee'd on?". That shyt must have hurt his feelins cause I ain't hear no more from him but the chick texted me like 5 minutes later talkin about "dont be puttin what we did out there like that", I literally replied " I gave him fair warning"

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Yeah I hate that shyt, I had a nikka playin on my phone a few weeks ago, chick i periodically smash' new bf. Ion know how matched my face wit my car, prolly snooping around her fb or some shyt but he realized i was the reason why he used to just stop hearing from her for 2 or 3 days. nikka took my nunber out her phone and started textin me from his, we went back and forth for a minute till I got tired and said "you know you trynna fight me over a bytch that i pee'd on?". That shyt must have hurt his feelins cause I ain't hear no more from him but the chick texted me like 5 minutes later talkin about "dont be puttin what we did out there like that", I literally replied " I gave him fair warning"

My nikka