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The axe murderer

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All the fukked up shyt i've seen...ive seen cartel beheadings...a donkey fukk a guy to death...2 girls 1 cup...4 girls fingerpaint...etc etc etc....

but THIS.....THIS is fukked up :damn:
i saw all that early 2000s shock site shyt like tub girl, the pains etc. i saw christian(now christine) weston chandler fukk a blow up doll. this was harder to watch.
I caught my ex wife cheating on me....................yeah I concur with y'all
 

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This was like watching Superstar Billy Graham in the 80s... same voice and everything...

By the end, you can tell by her face she realizes this was a shytty idea :snoop:

Don't besmirch a legend. :damn:
 

Tide Run This

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Sunny Days my ass shyt felt like getting hit by a tsunami bytch wack as fukk Chyna kill this :flabbynsick: bytch she need to just let them "section 8" nikkas put it on her and die before end of year worthless c*nt
 

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All I kept seeing was Stifler's mom and hearing Weezy Jefferson. :damn:
Stiffler's mom >>>>> Flabby Lynn Bytch
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This review...oh man....:mjlol::russ::pachaha:

- Not for nothing but this guy has got some Gynecomastia going on. Rocky 1998 levels. He should have done the scene in a track suit.

- "Just like that, just like that. Doing good." He talks like my dentist does when Im getting a filling. Shut the fukk up, bro.

- She calls for the finish to which he turns her down. We're going broadway. 15 minutes. 15 minutes remaining.

Sunny Scene 3 - So it's labeled.

- THEY'RE ACTING OUT A SCENE. YES.
- She's on a couch with some handcuffs. Generic porn actor enters.
- "I told you my boyfriend's a cop. He's here every night at midnight." Okay?
- This dude looks like Ryback. Just fukking like Ryback. Someone tweet him congratulations on the movie.
- "I'm gonna take you into custody," he says. "Who's taking who into custody now?" she retorts. Im not sure I get the witty repartee.
- She blows The Big Guy.
- Not for nothing but this guy has got some Gynecomastia going on. Rocky 1998 levels. He should have done the scene in a track suit.
- He seems to be doing way too much directing of this blow job.
- Cut scene right into fukking. Doggy style. No build up?
- I really like the couch they're on along with the matching pillow.
- This scene is kind of degrading, I mean in a porn way. Lots of him bossing her around, being a bit rough.
- This dude is a mark for himself. Too much fukking talking from him. He's chewing the scenery.
- Unlike the other scene, she doesn't seem to 'cum' every 60 seconds. They must have told her how cheesy that was or perhaps she's just not into this loud, annoying d-bag.
- Another blow job. More over directing from the guy.
- We finally get a natural transition into a sex scene. She rides up and again, noooooot a flattering angle. Her ass is like a bowl of cottage cheesy.
- "fukk that p*ssy. She's all yours." Anthropomorphised vaginas.
- This scene isn't nearly as interesting as the other. She doesn't keep asking him to slow down, she doesnt seem as high, nor does she assure him that her a$$hole is clean. At least not yet.
- She's not consistent in her work. How does she go from multiple orgasms in the other to none in this one? Again, maybe it's the dude. Besides looking like Ryback, he's annoying as all fukk.
- "Just like that, just like that. Doing good." He talks like my dentist does when Im getting a filling. Shut the fukk up, bro.
- Bored, she tries to help herself out by diddling herself while he's fukking her, to which her nails scrape his dikk. He seemingly seriously reprimands her, saying, "Watch those nails. Watch those fukking nails."
- Her handcuffs came off a some point. Continuity error.
- She tries again and he again warns her of her nails.
- She finally forces one out, again followed by that deep manly moan. Like in the other scene, she has to stop and take a break after her big O.
- Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Quit calling your spots so loudly, bro.
- Damn she takes a hard fukking bump off of the couch to the floor after cumming again. She could teach Eva Marie a think or two.
- It wasn't played up as an accident so she's either a pro for powering through or it was planned. Either way it was a solid bump.
- She sucks him off again and whispers, "I need water". A request that is simply ignored. Very odd.
- Jump Cut. Guess she got her water. Why wouldnt you edit out the 'I need water' request, as well? Is Kevin Dunn producing?
- Cut back to fukking.
- Soooo not a flattering view. He has her sort of on her side/from behind and her ass is just a fukking mess. Just enormous.
- I swear Ryback is moaning more than her.
- She calls for the finish to which he turns her down. We're going broadway. 15 minutes. 15 minutes remaining.
- She in the next breath again calls for him to finish but again, we've clearly got PPV time remaining. She must be over this at this point.
- HAHAHA. Another broken kayfabe moment. She's about to say something, not sure what, to which he seriously says "No, don't say anything." "She stops moaning to clearly say 'Okay'. Very odd.
- Another BJ scene.
- Cut back to sex, her on her back.
- More directing by the dude. Im as over this scene as Tammy is at this point. Dude is a buzz kill.
- She clearly stares at whoever is filming/directing this nightmare with a bemused look.
- She exhibits more lack of camera presence by crossing her feet over her vag, leading to more reprimanding from the dude. This is getting depressing. I mean, more so than the whole thing is.
- Transition into a cunnilingus scene.
- SHE FARTS WHEN SHE CUMS. WHAT THE fukk. Okay this whole scene has been redeemed. She just fukking farted and they both just power through like nothing happened. fukking gross. They are pros for not cracking up there. I'd have died.
- More head.
- Jump scene to more fukking. Over this.
- She asks him to make her cum again. I'd be scared if I were him after last time. The Big Guy has more balls than me and proceeds to do so.
- 36 minutes was way longer than these two should have gone. They cycle through a bunch more positions. More on screen direction from him. Same shyt over and over.
- Blowjob into a facial.
- She cuffs him to wrap up whatever fukking storyline this was supposed to convey. Camera pans down as I feel a bit more dead inside.
 

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This review...oh man....:mjlol::russ::pachaha:

- Not for nothing but this guy has got some Gynecomastia going on. Rocky 1998 levels. He should have done the scene in a track suit.

- "Just like that, just like that. Doing good." He talks like my dentist does when Im getting a filling. Shut the fukk up, bro.

- She calls for the finish to which he turns her down. We're going broadway. 15 minutes. 15 minutes remaining.

Sunny Scene 3 - So it's labeled.

- THEY'RE ACTING OUT A SCENE. YES.
- She's on a couch with some handcuffs. Generic porn actor enters.
- "I told you my boyfriend's a cop. He's here every night at midnight." Okay?
- This dude looks like Ryback. Just fukking like Ryback. Someone tweet him congratulations on the movie.
- "I'm gonna take you into custody," he says. "Who's taking who into custody now?" she retorts. Im not sure I get the witty repartee.
- She blows The Big Guy.
- Not for nothing but this guy has got some Gynecomastia going on. Rocky 1998 levels. He should have done the scene in a track suit.
- He seems to be doing way too much directing of this blow job.
- Cut scene right into fukking. Doggy style. No build up?
- I really like the couch they're on along with the matching pillow.
- This scene is kind of degrading, I mean in a porn way. Lots of him bossing her around, being a bit rough.
- This dude is a mark for himself. Too much fukking talking from him. He's chewing the scenery.
- Unlike the other scene, she doesn't seem to 'cum' every 60 seconds. They must have told her how cheesy that was or perhaps she's just not into this loud, annoying d-bag.
- Another blow job. More over directing from the guy.
- We finally get a natural transition into a sex scene. She rides up and again, noooooot a flattering angle. Her ass is like a bowl of cottage cheesy.
- "fukk that p*ssy. She's all yours." Anthropomorphised vaginas.
- This scene isn't nearly as interesting as the other. She doesn't keep asking him to slow down, she doesnt seem as high, nor does she assure him that her a$$hole is clean. At least not yet.
- She's not consistent in her work. How does she go from multiple orgasms in the other to none in this one? Again, maybe it's the dude. Besides looking like Ryback, he's annoying as all fukk.
- "Just like that, just like that. Doing good." He talks like my dentist does when Im getting a filling. Shut the fukk up, bro.
- Bored, she tries to help herself out by diddling herself while he's fukking her, to which her nails scrape his dikk. He seemingly seriously reprimands her, saying, "Watch those nails. Watch those fukking nails."
- Her handcuffs came off a some point. Continuity error.
- She tries again and he again warns her of her nails.
- She finally forces one out, again followed by that deep manly moan. Like in the other scene, she has to stop and take a break after her big O.
- Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Quit calling your spots so loudly, bro.
- Damn she takes a hard fukking bump off of the couch to the floor after cumming again. She could teach Eva Marie a think or two.
- It wasn't played up as an accident so she's either a pro for powering through or it was planned. Either way it was a solid bump.
- She sucks him off again and whispers, "I need water". A request that is simply ignored. Very odd.
- Jump Cut. Guess she got her water. Why wouldnt you edit out the 'I need water' request, as well? Is Kevin Dunn producing?
- Cut back to fukking.
- Soooo not a flattering view. He has her sort of on her side/from behind and her ass is just a fukking mess. Just enormous.
- I swear Ryback is moaning more than her.
- She calls for the finish to which he turns her down. We're going broadway. 15 minutes. 15 minutes remaining.
- She in the next breath again calls for him to finish but again, we've clearly got PPV time remaining. She must be over this at this point.
- HAHAHA. Another broken kayfabe moment. She's about to say something, not sure what, to which he seriously says "No, don't say anything." "She stops moaning to clearly say 'Okay'. Very odd.
- Another BJ scene.
- Cut back to sex, her on her back.
- More directing by the dude. Im as over this scene as Tammy is at this point. Dude is a buzz kill.
- She clearly stares at whoever is filming/directing this nightmare with a bemused look.
- She exhibits more lack of camera presence by crossing her feet over her vag, leading to more reprimanding from the dude. This is getting depressing. I mean, more so than the whole thing is.
- Transition into a cunnilingus scene.
- SHE FARTS WHEN SHE CUMS. WHAT THE fukk. Okay this whole scene has been redeemed. She just fukking farted and they both just power through like nothing happened. fukking gross. They are pros for not cracking up there. I'd have died.
- More head.
- Jump scene to more fukking. Over this.
- She asks him to make her cum again. I'd be scared if I were him after last time. The Big Guy has more balls than me and proceeds to do so.
- 36 minutes was way longer than these two should have gone. They cycle through a bunch more positions. More on screen direction from him. Same shyt over and over.
- Blowjob into a facial.
- She cuffs him to wrap up whatever fukking storyline this was supposed to convey. Camera pans down as I feel a bit more dead inside.

She farts when she c*ms?
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What kind of nasty shyt is that?
 
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