Well, I've got a bit of backstage news:
Ricochet is to be rebranded as
Enrico Che, a masked wrestler of Cuban descent who intends to cause a
wrestling revolution by being extra flippy. A bloated
Konnan to return (cause his Wikipedia says he was born in Cuba or some shyt) as his manager in the most unexpected but welcome return for a few TLC posters since Jeff Jarrett. K-Dawg to make corny references to his old
Max Moon mask and say how things are going to be different in the
wrestling revolution to absolute crickets. Enrico to remain a white-meat babyface who does a spot where he
jumps very high each match.
Lucha libra being a Central American tradition to remain irrelevant to the booking team, pals
This might be my worst post yet... need to stop using TLC for creative writing fukkery