Is Rick Ross the most unintentionally funny dude in the history of hip-hop?

[Yung Yogurt]

SOMEONE LINK ME TO THE FRIVOLOUS QUESTIONS INTERVIEW DAMMIT

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[Sam Peel]

Rick Ross Interview - The Breakfast Club

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

dud got price on head cuz he adopt another persons persona

nooooooooooooooo

 

[egolessindigo]

.....yes

 

[King Jove]

 

[Carl Tethers]

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[young3000]

fukk a famous bytch then I treat her just like a ski-oh
Not even worth a shower, just grab me a stick of deo

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

fukk a famous bytch then I treat her just like a ski-oh
Not even worth a shower, just grab me a stick of deo

Yeah that was disgusting. How is a 300+ lb. fat sweaty nikka gonna fukk and then go about his business without taking a shower, with clumps of dirt caked under his man titties after the sweat evaporates?

And what was up with yelling "If I die tonight I pray that I'm wearing clean draws" over and over? Why would you not have on clean draws? I thought everyone changes their draws daily. Does Ross shyt on himself?

 

[Robbie3000]

Someone up the video of him renacting the "Baseball" scene on the Untouchables.

 

[MattP215]

Rick Ross eats head off cake - Officer Ricky has lost his mind! - YouTube

I forgot about this shyt!

Seriously one of the funniest but weirdest videos I've ever seen...dude straight-up had a fake conversation with a cake.

 

[King Jove]

Rick Ross eats head off cake - Officer Ricky has lost his mind! - YouTube

OMG ahahahahahaha

 

[Angel On The Rag]

op is a fakkit that looks like a leukemia having lloyd banks

@ this subhuman fakkit calling anyone funny looking like a full-time hospital patient

op is rubbing his p*ssy while giggling watching a rick ross video

 

[IVS]

The funniest shyt was when he was showing his tats and he showed his Lady Liberty tat, called it Lady Justice, then shows Richard and The Mack right next to her and says "we pimping that bytch."

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

 

[36 Chambers]

Rick Ross Interview GQ October 2011: Music: GQ

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"How the fukk that shyt get out?" he wanted to know. He was told that Weiner tweeted a picture of his dikk to someone.

"Chicks send me pictures," Ross said. "And I appreciate it! I love all of them. But I don't do that shyt. I'm the Boss." He shook his head, his expression hidden behind his candy-apple-red-framed aviator sunglasses. "Real nikkas don't send dikk flicks."

And in a way Rick Ross was right. Anthony Weiner wanted to live like a boss, though he couldn't admit it to anyone. And that shame was part of the reason he wasn't acting like a boss. Anthony Weiner is not a real nikka, and I think he understands his mistake now.

The visit doesn't involve much more than Rick Ross (and the rest of us) standing up on a banquette throwing money on the floor. I have no idea where the bricks of money come from, but every so often another appears, and Ross throws hundreds and hundreds of never-before-touched $1 bills on the floor. Not with any kind of flourish or fetishistic savor or anything, but like a man feeding pigeons. A man who doesn't even really like pigeons. Eventually, with considerably less enthusiasm than pigeons being fed, some of the strippers migrate over to the Maybach Music area

But the question, which is actually not immediately answerable, is why that's happened. Because (a) while the man does have a way with words (see "The Rossary," below), it's probably not his lyrics. I'm into distribution, I'm like Atlantic, he raps on the song "Hustlin'," I got them mothafukkas flyin' across the Atlantic. Or this, from "9 Piece" (which is a great song regardless): I'm smoking dope, I'm on my cell phone / I'm selling dope, straight off the iPhone. I mean, the man not only rhymes "Atlantic" with "Atlantic," he rhymes "phone" with "phone."