Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
Was looking on Zillow pretending I had a million dollars as usual
And seen that home prices were pretty affordable
And seen that home prices were pretty affordable
Didn’t you just move to Florida
Florida ain't been the same since hurricane Otis hitDidn’t you just move to Florida
*Removes carpet and adds grey flooring, stainless steel appliances, and recessed lighting*It used to be. Before COVID it was the cheapest global level city by a wide margin.
Now thanks to asswipes like RealPage rents have jumped up nearly an extra 100% in some areas. My might-as-well-be Mother In Law saw her rent jump from $800 for a two bedroom to $1200 cause the new corporate owners use the dumbass algorithm shyt. No additions, no fixes, just an instant jump in rent once it changed hands.
I used to do shyt like this hen I had dreams of winning mega millions.Was looking on Zillow pretending I had a million dollars as usual
And seen that home prices were pretty affordable
Removes carpet and adds grey flooring, stainless steel appliances, and recessed lighting*
"This is now a luxury building. We charge luxury rates."