Is paris of troy the biggest bytch in cinema history?

[JuvenileHell]

There are no pacts between lions and men!

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

It’s not as fukked up as Oedipus Rex buttfukking his mom and then plucking his eyes out in disgust from post nut clarity

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Double

 

[cyndaquil]

Achilles shot in the achilles tendon. How ironic.

you do know the tendon is named after him right? Because he famously died after getting shot in the heel his mother was holding when she dipped him in the river styx to make him invisible.

Now this mfer right here...smh he got rejected from the spartan army for good reason. He couldn't lift his shield. He'd be dead in the first battle from a hail of arrows. Mfer just got back to Sparta and help out there sheesh

It’s not as fukked up as Oedipus Rex buttfukking his mom and then plucking his eyes out in disgust from post nut clarity

Clue didn't butt fukk his mom. He had kids with her. Nasty mfer liked his spawn point a bit too much

 

[IIVI]

I used to think it was dude from Saving Private Ryan but at the end of the day that was someone who was terrified of war and too forgiving. Dude built the attitude needed for war at the end.

Paris definitely passed dude up because that damage done doesn’t compare and was insanely spoiled.

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

Read the title too fast and thought Pastor Troy started acting

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

 

[Maximus Rex]

Achilles shot in the achilles tendon. How ironic.

It's a fictional story but Achilles wanted to live forever

Imagine living a thousand years ago and a movie is made about you in the present because if what you did

Mission accomplished, that's a legacy

"I want what all men want, I just want it more"

 

[General Mills]

I used to think it was dude from Saving Private Ryan but at the end of the day that was someone who was terrified of war and too forgiving. Dude built the attitude needed for war at the end.

Paris definitely passed dude up because that damage done doesn’t compare and was insanely spoiled.

I have never watched Saving Private Ryan in full more than once.


Each time I try I get to part where he lets his breh get knifed up I..

I get super pissed

 

[null]

yes.

 

[IIVI]

I have never watched Saving Private Ryan in full more than once.


Each time I try I get to part where he lets his breh get knifed up I..

I get super pissed

Yeah that scene pisses me off too honestly.

Probably one of the biggest displays of freeze ups/cowardice in cinema history.

Like I said, only knowing that dude went to fight in the war and starts acting like a soldier at the end does he get some respect back over Paris.

 

[parallax]

Honestly ace rothstein has to be up there.
-fall in love with a hoe whose heart belongs to another man
- get said hoe pregnant
- said hoe uses your child as a chip against you and as a means to disrespect you and be able to walk back in your life when she wants
-being a hoe, she goes down on your sometimes best friend, who ends up taking her side over yours until his dumbass also realizes she's more trouble than she's worth
-in the end, she ends up robbing you blind while also being a part of what brings the empire you've help build burn to the fukking ground
-she ends up getting run through and dying of a drug overdose while he ends up right fukking back where he started

Aces whole story is a lesson in not wifing hoes. Athletes should be forced to watch casino

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

yes.

Hector should've turned that boat around and had a good laugh when paris bytched out and didn't get off the boat

 

[Ozymandeas]

Helen returned to Sparta and lived with Menelaus, where she was encountered by Telemachus in Book 4 of The Odyssey. As depicted in that account, she and Menelaus were seemingly reconciled and had a harmonious married life—he holding no grudge at her having run away with a lover and she feeling no restraint in telling anecdotes of her life inside besieged Troy.



Get your father killed, get your brother killed, get your nephew killed all for a woman that went right back to her husband.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

When Achilles cousins throat got slit, pulled off his helmet and everyone went “awwwww” was fukkin hilarious