Is paris of troy the biggest bytch in cinema history?

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Got his brother killed. His father killed. His city sacked. Cries like a bytch in a 1 vs 1 then is the only one that survives in the end.

All over mid tier not even pawg white wymen

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Got his brother killed. His father killed. His city sacked. Cries like a bytch in a 1 vs 1 then is the only one that survives in the end.

All over mid tier not even pawg white wymen

nahh jon arbuckle is..

he lets that frolickin fakkit ass feline find fun in fukkin with odie

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[The Time Trapper]

Helen was supposed to be the "face that launched a thousand ships"

He got his hoe card pulled over a low level pawg

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

 

[Maximus Rex]

Achilles

 

[JadeB]

Cinema? It's an epic poem from 3000 years ago

 

[Umoja]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Cinema? It's an epic poem from 3000 years ago

I'm talking about the movie. Ain't trying to read that shyt

 

[JadeB]

I'm talking about the movie. Ain't trying to read that shyt

Admit to being culturally and possibly literally illiterate, brehs

 

[OperationNumbNutts]

Yup

 

[shopthatwrecks]

oh and this bytch

 

[Devilinurear]

Mr steal your girl

 

[OperationNumbNutts]

Achilles

Achilles shot in the achilles tendon. How ironic.

 

[jay83]

augumon was looking for a reason and Paris gave him that.

The biggest mistake made was the king not listening to his son when he suggested they just chill instead of going on the offensive.

And of course the Trojan horse.

Oh sorry didnt answer your question. I don’t think he’s the biggest bytch in cinema history but his decision to sleep with another man’s wife and sneak her back to troy is up there in the top ten.

Him challenging a man to a fight to the death then crawling back to the brother to save him would get him all kinds of clout in 2025.