Maaaaaaakkkeee Meeeeeeeeee..... beautiful!
Off the top of my head
First love turned out to be a tranny
Got jumped and peed on by a gang of trannies
Dated a white supremacist
fukked his dikk up trying to circumcise himself
Damn near did gay porn to support his meth habit
Set himself on fire trying to make meth
Started robbing gas stations dressed as a mime - this is around the time I stopped watching
Literally wifed a pornstar/hooker had a baby with her, even though your biological father and the man that raised you as his son ran through her
fukked his sister unknowingly, but kept doing it after finding out
Only win I can think of is him having threesomes until his parents stopped that shyt