Al Davis would have signed Kaep just to piss off the rest of the league.
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Is Lynching a coach still not acceptable? 2018 Raiders Season Thread
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Nah, special teams his ass.
1.Watch the replay and like i said sean Smith has to be move. But that contract and his play will have teams passing on him
2. Conley has a injury that reggie isn't talking about and could be sideline for a while.. Possible another hayden on our hands
3.. Once again run defense is shyt.. Another year mack and irvin won't have help... James look decent at linebacker
4. Cook and manuel didn't look to bad
All in all once again Carr will have to work late game magic to win games and this year i don't think we will be so lucky..
2. Conley has a injury that reggie isn't talking about and could be sideline for a while.. Possible another hayden on our hands
3.. Once again run defense is shyt.. Another year mack and irvin won't have help... James look decent at linebacker
4. Cook and manuel didn't look to bad
All in all once again Carr will have to work late game magic to win games and this year i don't think we will be so lucky..
Speaking of defense, what the fukk was up with KNJ calling the same damn blitz on 3rd down, the whole fukking game?
Waterproof
Warrior Lifestyle
it's the first preseason game, Calm Down, shyt we was 1-3 last year
Breh, every game whether its pre-season or we blow the opponent away by 50 points, always has commentary like this.
Imgone8itch
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I'm the biggest raider apologist and I'm not trying to make a big deal out of the first pre season game BUT. I seen to much of the same shyt that killed us on defense last year. Sean smith looked like the new dj Hayden. We had blown coverages, couldn't get off the field on 3rd down and dumb ass penalties, no rush up the middle and poor tackling. Positives only our first preseason game, cowser, vanderdoes, looked good lee showed some flashes and the second string O'line looked ok. Ej looks like the back up we need. Next week against the Rams I expect better if I'm Sean smith I leave my phone off all week and don't answer the hotel door at training camp cuz that nikka walking papers is coming anyday
Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Oakland(ish) Raiders
Drew Magary
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Some people are fans of the Oakland Raiders. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Oakland Raiders. This 2017 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here.
Your team: Oakland Raiders. For two or three more years.
And here I thought McCarran airport couldn’t get any more destitute. By now you know the story: owner and “first man you see in the nudist colony lobby” Mark Davis agreed to move the team to Las Vegas after using Vegas tyc00n Sheldon Adelson to secure $750 million in local tax money (for a stadium complex that will cost nearly TWO BILLION DOLLARS), and then turning around and cutting Adelson out of the deal when he wanted a piece of the action. I’m sure that Adelson isn’t plotting ways to undermine the Raiders once they arrive at all! Join us in 2020 when the stadium water supply suddenly and mysteriously shuts off. Nice stadium, Mark. Be a shame if somethin’ happened to it. [Strokes baseball bat]
As with any NFL relocation, Davis is leaving one city he fukked over for a town he is ABOUT to fukk over. Despite Oakland’s efforts to keep the Raiders, they were left with a pile of stadium debt and the requisite fukk YOU from Commissioner Goodell for the city’s gall to present a stadium plan that didn’t bankrupt every school, hospital, and church.
As for Vegas, it’s now on the hook for the largest stadium subsidy in American history, and Clark County voters didn’t even get to have a say in it. All of this stems from Davis’ childish need to look like a big shot and not be seen as the poorest and trashiest NFL owner. As virtually every other NFL city can tell you, there is no way for a town to reliably pay off a monstrous stadium debt over the course of 30 years without that debt compounding and eating away at nearly every public service. Vegas will get crushed on this deal. And what is Mark Davis gonna do with that all that money now that he’s in the big-debt game? I’ll tell you what he’s gonna do: Nothing. He’s gonna sit at his fukking PF Chang’s stool and be a complete waste of life. In some ways, he’s the perfect Raiders fan.
Who will the Vegas Raiders exist for? What tourist is gonna want to hang out in the only building in town with no gambling? I’ll tell you who: Raider fan trash, hungover bachelor parties, and old ladies who couldn’t get comped for Siegfried & Roy tickets. That stadium will be a tomb.
Your 2016 record: 12-4. Boy, remember when they were cruising along and it looked like they were a definite 1- or 2-seed in the AFC, and fans started daydreaming about meeting New England in the playoffs and finally exacting sweet revenge for the Tuck Rule game, and then OH SNAP!
Yep, I remember all that. This terrible Derek Carr injury and a subsequent injury to backup Matt “My Groin!” McGloin led to the Raiders starting Connor Cook in a Wild Card game against Brock Osweiler and the Texans. Let us never speak of that game again. Why do I even watch this fukking sport?
Your coach: Jack Del Rio, whose fabulous hair and risky two-point strategies aren’t quite enough to make up for the fact that he’s a Seth Rich truther.
He’s just asking questions, folks! Even Pete Carroll is like, “Jesus, man.”
Your quarterback: Derek Carr, who just got paid despite having his leg snap in two just a few months ago. I have a soft spot in my heart for Derek Carr, but man… sometimes he makes it hard.
“For the (fans that leave), I don’t really believe that they’re true Raider fans. I feel their hurt. I’m with you. I hurt, too. But at the same time, we’re all in this together and we’re just going to do it together.”
And then there was this:
I’m glad he’s pro-child labor, because that’s probably what’s helping to build the new stadium.
What’s new that sucks: BEAST MODE! Yes, Marshawn Lynch unretired and has come back home to Oakland, which would be cool except that the team is, you know, leaving. For the second time! This owner and this team don’t deserve a farewell tour. And they DEFINITELY don’t deserve to stumble bass-ackwards into one of football’s most beloved players to help make the coming move easier to digest.
Keep in mind that Lynch is 31 and was hurt for most of his final season in Seattle. It’s not a given that he’s gonna go out there and Beastquake his way through the season. It’s much more likely that he’ll tear both hamstrings, do a few clever press conferences, and leave a gaping hole at RB now that Latavius Murray left via free agency. The euphoria will die down and the realization that this team is never coming back will eventually sink in. But that’s not a problem because…
What has always sucked: You might think that sticking around Oakland is suicide for Mark Davis, right? After taking a dump on the city, falling into bed with a new town, and even ripping off his own cheerleaders, can this shytbag REALLY keep staging games here, much less show his face in public? They should uproot the seats and throw them into the owner’s box, am I right? People, let me introduce you to a remarkable strain of Raiders Nation: The Vegas Apologists.
I’ll say this for Raiders fans: They’re different, all right. Rather than act like normal fans and be outraged over desertion, Raiders fans have instead decided to display a kind of breathtakingly imbecilic tribalism and accuse anyone who ditches the team of not being True Raider Fanz. Like being loyal to Mark Davis is some kind of badge of honor. You’re not in a gang, dipshyts. Some sad haircut is fukking you over in broad daylight and you want bonus Tough Guy Points for it. What a bunch of braindead rubes. I bet they’ll be first in line for tickets to Justice League. Meanwhile, I got more letters this year from Titans fans. Raiders fans are a big nothing.
Did you know? This team did some football things this offseason! It’s true. In the spirit of Al Davis, they signed Cordarrelle Patterson because he can run and do nothing else. They also brought in EJ Manuel (LOL), Gareon “consensual sexual event” Conley, and tight end Jared Cook. Make one fluky play in the postseason and you better believe the Eternal Al Flame will be ready with $15 million guaranteed.
Sean Smith was arrested for felony assault. A true Raider.
What might not suck: The punter! The punter is fun.
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Some people are fans of the Oakland Raiders. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Oakland Raiders. This 2017 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here.
Your team: Oakland Raiders. For two or three more years.
And here I thought McCarran airport couldn’t get any more destitute. By now you know the story: owner and “first man you see in the nudist colony lobby” Mark Davis agreed to move the team to Las Vegas after using Vegas tyc00n Sheldon Adelson to secure $750 million in local tax money (for a stadium complex that will cost nearly TWO BILLION DOLLARS), and then turning around and cutting Adelson out of the deal when he wanted a piece of the action. I’m sure that Adelson isn’t plotting ways to undermine the Raiders once they arrive at all! Join us in 2020 when the stadium water supply suddenly and mysteriously shuts off. Nice stadium, Mark. Be a shame if somethin’ happened to it. [Strokes baseball bat]
As with any NFL relocation, Davis is leaving one city he fukked over for a town he is ABOUT to fukk over. Despite Oakland’s efforts to keep the Raiders, they were left with a pile of stadium debt and the requisite fukk YOU from Commissioner Goodell for the city’s gall to present a stadium plan that didn’t bankrupt every school, hospital, and church.
As for Vegas, it’s now on the hook for the largest stadium subsidy in American history, and Clark County voters didn’t even get to have a say in it. All of this stems from Davis’ childish need to look like a big shot and not be seen as the poorest and trashiest NFL owner. As virtually every other NFL city can tell you, there is no way for a town to reliably pay off a monstrous stadium debt over the course of 30 years without that debt compounding and eating away at nearly every public service. Vegas will get crushed on this deal. And what is Mark Davis gonna do with that all that money now that he’s in the big-debt game? I’ll tell you what he’s gonna do: Nothing. He’s gonna sit at his fukking PF Chang’s stool and be a complete waste of life. In some ways, he’s the perfect Raiders fan.
Who will the Vegas Raiders exist for? What tourist is gonna want to hang out in the only building in town with no gambling? I’ll tell you who: Raider fan trash, hungover bachelor parties, and old ladies who couldn’t get comped for Siegfried & Roy tickets. That stadium will be a tomb.
Your 2016 record: 12-4. Boy, remember when they were cruising along and it looked like they were a definite 1- or 2-seed in the AFC, and fans started daydreaming about meeting New England in the playoffs and finally exacting sweet revenge for the Tuck Rule game, and then OH SNAP!
Yep, I remember all that. This terrible Derek Carr injury and a subsequent injury to backup Matt “My Groin!” McGloin led to the Raiders starting Connor Cook in a Wild Card game against Brock Osweiler and the Texans. Let us never speak of that game again. Why do I even watch this fukking sport?
Your coach: Jack Del Rio, whose fabulous hair and risky two-point strategies aren’t quite enough to make up for the fact that he’s a Seth Rich truther.
He’s just asking questions, folks! Even Pete Carroll is like, “Jesus, man.”
Your quarterback: Derek Carr, who just got paid despite having his leg snap in two just a few months ago. I have a soft spot in my heart for Derek Carr, but man… sometimes he makes it hard.
“For the (fans that leave), I don’t really believe that they’re true Raider fans. I feel their hurt. I’m with you. I hurt, too. But at the same time, we’re all in this together and we’re just going to do it together.”
And then there was this:
I’m glad he’s pro-child labor, because that’s probably what’s helping to build the new stadium.
What’s new that sucks: BEAST MODE! Yes, Marshawn Lynch unretired and has come back home to Oakland, which would be cool except that the team is, you know, leaving. For the second time! This owner and this team don’t deserve a farewell tour. And they DEFINITELY don’t deserve to stumble bass-ackwards into one of football’s most beloved players to help make the coming move easier to digest.
Keep in mind that Lynch is 31 and was hurt for most of his final season in Seattle. It’s not a given that he’s gonna go out there and Beastquake his way through the season. It’s much more likely that he’ll tear both hamstrings, do a few clever press conferences, and leave a gaping hole at RB now that Latavius Murray left via free agency. The euphoria will die down and the realization that this team is never coming back will eventually sink in. But that’s not a problem because…
What has always sucked: You might think that sticking around Oakland is suicide for Mark Davis, right? After taking a dump on the city, falling into bed with a new town, and even ripping off his own cheerleaders, can this shytbag REALLY keep staging games here, much less show his face in public? They should uproot the seats and throw them into the owner’s box, am I right? People, let me introduce you to a remarkable strain of Raiders Nation: The Vegas Apologists.
I’ll say this for Raiders fans: They’re different, all right. Rather than act like normal fans and be outraged over desertion, Raiders fans have instead decided to display a kind of breathtakingly imbecilic tribalism and accuse anyone who ditches the team of not being True Raider Fanz. Like being loyal to Mark Davis is some kind of badge of honor. You’re not in a gang, dipshyts. Some sad haircut is fukking you over in broad daylight and you want bonus Tough Guy Points for it. What a bunch of braindead rubes. I bet they’ll be first in line for tickets to Justice League. Meanwhile, I got more letters this year from Titans fans. Raiders fans are a big nothing.
Did you know? This team did some football things this offseason! It’s true. In the spirit of Al Davis, they signed Cordarrelle Patterson because he can run and do nothing else. They also brought in EJ Manuel (LOL), Gareon “consensual sexual event” Conley, and tight end Jared Cook. Make one fluky play in the postseason and you better believe the Eternal Al Flame will be ready with $15 million guaranteed.
Sean Smith was arrested for felony assault. A true Raider.
What might not suck: The punter! The punter is fun.
Imgone8itch
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Well who's ready for the season huh!!Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Oakland(ish) Raiders
Drew Magary
8/29/17 2:36pm
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Some people are fans of the Oakland Raiders. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Oakland Raiders. This 2017 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here.
Your team: Oakland Raiders. For two or three more years.
And here I thought McCarran airport couldn’t get any more destitute. By now you know the story: owner and “first man you see in the nudist colony lobby” Mark Davis agreed to move the team to Las Vegas after using Vegas tyc00n Sheldon Adelson to secure $750 million in local tax money (for a stadium complex that will cost nearly TWO BILLION DOLLARS), and then turning around and cutting Adelson out of the deal when he wanted a piece of the action. I’m sure that Adelson isn’t plotting ways to undermine the Raiders once they arrive at all! Join us in 2020 when the stadium water supply suddenly and mysteriously shuts off. Nice stadium, Mark. Be a shame if somethin’ happened to it. [Strokes baseball bat]
As with any NFL relocation, Davis is leaving one city he fukked over for a town he is ABOUT to fukk over. Despite Oakland’s efforts to keep the Raiders, they were left with a pile of stadium debt and the requisite fukk YOU from Commissioner Goodell for the city’s gall to present a stadium plan that didn’t bankrupt every school, hospital, and church.
As for Vegas, it’s now on the hook for the largest stadium subsidy in American history, and Clark County voters didn’t even get to have a say in it. All of this stems from Davis’ childish need to look like a big shot and not be seen as the poorest and trashiest NFL owner. As virtually every other NFL city can tell you, there is no way for a town to reliably pay off a monstrous stadium debt over the course of 30 years without that debt compounding and eating away at nearly every public service. Vegas will get crushed on this deal. And what is Mark Davis gonna do with that all that money now that he’s in the big-debt game? I’ll tell you what he’s gonna do: Nothing. He’s gonna sit at his fukking PF Chang’s stool and be a complete waste of life. In some ways, he’s the perfect Raiders fan.
Who will the Vegas Raiders exist for? What tourist is gonna want to hang out in the only building in town with no gambling? I’ll tell you who: Raider fan trash, hungover bachelor parties, and old ladies who couldn’t get comped for Siegfried & Roy tickets. That stadium will be a tomb.
Your 2016 record: 12-4. Boy, remember when they were cruising along and it looked like they were a definite 1- or 2-seed in the AFC, and fans started daydreaming about meeting New England in the playoffs and finally exacting sweet revenge for the Tuck Rule game, and then OH SNAP!
Yep, I remember all that. This terrible Derek Carr injury and a subsequent injury to backup Matt “My Groin!” McGloin led to the Raiders starting Connor Cook in a Wild Card game against Brock Osweiler and the Texans. Let us never speak of that game again. Why do I even watch this fukking sport?
Your coach: Jack Del Rio, whose fabulous hair and risky two-point strategies aren’t quite enough to make up for the fact that he’s a Seth Rich truther.
He’s just asking questions, folks! Even Pete Carroll is like, “Jesus, man.”
Your quarterback: Derek Carr, who just got paid despite having his leg snap in two just a few months ago. I have a soft spot in my heart for Derek Carr, but man… sometimes he makes it hard.
“For the (fans that leave), I don’t really believe that they’re true Raider fans. I feel their hurt. I’m with you. I hurt, too. But at the same time, we’re all in this together and we’re just going to do it together.”
And then there was this:
I’m glad he’s pro-child labor, because that’s probably what’s helping to build the new stadium.
What’s new that sucks: BEAST MODE! Yes, Marshawn Lynch unretired and has come back home to Oakland, which would be cool except that the team is, you know, leaving. For the second time! This owner and this team don’t deserve a farewell tour. And they DEFINITELY don’t deserve to stumble bass-ackwards into one of football’s most beloved players to help make the coming move easier to digest.
Keep in mind that Lynch is 31 and was hurt for most of his final season in Seattle. It’s not a given that he’s gonna go out there and Beastquake his way through the season. It’s much more likely that he’ll tear both hamstrings, do a few clever press conferences, and leave a gaping hole at RB now that Latavius Murray left via free agency. The euphoria will die down and the realization that this team is never coming back will eventually sink in. But that’s not a problem because…
What has always sucked: You might think that sticking around Oakland is suicide for Mark Davis, right? After taking a dump on the city, falling into bed with a new town, and even ripping off his own cheerleaders, can this shytbag REALLY keep staging games here, much less show his face in public? They should uproot the seats and throw them into the owner’s box, am I right? People, let me introduce you to a remarkable strain of Raiders Nation: The Vegas Apologists.
I’ll say this for Raiders fans: They’re different, all right. Rather than act like normal fans and be outraged over desertion, Raiders fans have instead decided to display a kind of breathtakingly imbecilic tribalism and accuse anyone who ditches the team of not being True Raider Fanz. Like being loyal to Mark Davis is some kind of badge of honor. You’re not in a gang, dipshyts. Some sad haircut is fukking you over in broad daylight and you want bonus Tough Guy Points for it. What a bunch of braindead rubes. I bet they’ll be first in line for tickets to Justice League. Meanwhile, I got more letters this year from Titans fans. Raiders fans are a big nothing.
Did you know? This team did some football things this offseason! It’s true. In the spirit of Al Davis, they signed Cordarrelle Patterson because he can run and do nothing else. They also brought in EJ Manuel (LOL), Gareon “consensual sexual event” Conley, and tight end Jared Cook. Make one fluky play in the postseason and you better believe the Eternal Al Flame will be ready with $15 million guaranteed.
Sean Smith was arrested for felony assault. A true Raider.
What might not suck: The punter! The punter is fun.
Cel 510 kid ados forever
Veteran
We need linebackers that it really the front back end OK. I think we will win 13 games
Jesus Christ
