Is it just me or do the squirrels on a college campus seem extra bold?

[bangbreh]

whats the difference between a squirrel an a chimpmonk ?

this isn't a joke, i'm just curious

 

[Metta World Movement]

Geese and Seagulls are mean as fukk

nikka, who you tellin'? It ain't even just the full-grown ones, either


One time this lil-ass gosling handled me in front of one of my exes and a bunch of other people....I still ain't ready to talk in detail about that shyt .....shyt was worse than the time I got bytched out by that flying roach; at least no one was around to actually see that shyt

 

[Liquid]

nikka, who you tellin'? It ain't even just the full-grown ones, either


One time this lil-ass gosling handled me in front of one of my exes and a bunch of other people....I still ain't ready to talk in detail about that shyt .....shyt was worse than the time I got bytched out by that flying roach; at least no one was around to actually see that shyt

It's like our lives breh, those Canadian geese and seagulls are some of the biggest birds around so they walk around with the @ whoever wants to step.

I remember once in the Bronx I was eating a sandwich and a gang of them started creeping. It's like everyone I looked up they were a little closer. About 2 minutes later they stay making all sorts of noise heading right to me...I'm like I left my sandwich on the bench and bounced. I was all alone so it's cool.

shyt took your food I'm sure. At least it wasn't one of those 120lb geese that fool on sohh said he has heard about

 

[36 Chambers]

They bout that life

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw[/ame]

 

[MenacingMonk]

They bout that life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw

Holy fukk.

 

[Seea]

On mine it was racc00ns. I only had to deal with them certain days of the week when I had night classes though.

 

[gangreen]

Those big ass Canadian Geese be giving nikkas the .Making ppl walk on the grass because those big ass nikkas won't move off the damn sidewalk. ].Squawkin' and shyt.

They bout that life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw

In college after a long ass class I had to take a mean dump. I was heading to my dorm room,

I peep ahead of me and see this

. Usually I would ignore the shyt and KIM right through them fukers

but today, one of those geese was bold stared right at me with the and then out of nowhere the fuker hissed at me

I was like . I didn't want it.

He made his move

Then I was like , especially with his big as wings up, looked huge as shiit and he chased me off Thank god no one peeped me running like a scared biitch.

 

[rantanamo]

yall must not have grackles. Those sneaky niccas are the gully. Will just walk up to you and snatch food.

 

[Dooby]

So I'm sitting on the bench on my tablet reading the-coli.com when this squirrel pops up out of nowhere and starts staring at me.

I'm like fukk outta here squirrel and tried to shoo him away.
Squirrel: :ohword: *inches closer*
Me: *looks around* why is this squirrel just staring at me
Squirrel: *inches closer*

Me:

So I got up and left and the squirrel took my seat. Does that make me a coward? :hmmm:

Damn everything about this post made you come off as one lonely sonofabytch...from the sitting alone on a COLLEGE CAMPUS on ya tablet on the coli to having fictional conversations with a squirrel :cmon:

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Geese really don't give a fukk



I remember when I lived in Cincinnati every damn Friday them nikkas would hold up traffic at the evening rush hour commute. And they wish you would try to honk at em. They'd just stand there like

I ain't want no problems though

 

[AllHolosEve]

@ this sh!t, ima have to spread that rep out..... them squirrels by downtown used to bein fed... them nikkas run up in packs like you owe somethin...

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

Damn how long did it take these animals to realize humans ain't bout that life. Didn't we used to eat squirrels and geese for dinner. I bet u if I slice one of the geese's head clean off and got it ready for dinner, the others would be quick to back down.

 

[AllHolosEve]

Damn how long did it take these animals to realize humans ain't bout that life. Didn't we used to eat squirrels and geese for dinner. I bet u if I slice one of the geese's head clean off and got it ready for dinner, the others would be quick to back down.

watch out, they might ride on you.... you be in this park, they gon get youu.....

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

watch out, they might ride on you.... you be in this park, they gon get youu.....

nah homie i'm off these extra bold gesse, wtf i look like paying 5.99 for some Popeye's when i got these dumb ass birds trying to start something.

 

[AllHolosEve]

nah homie i'm off these extra bold gesse, wtf i look like paying 5.99 for some Popeye's when i got these dumb ass birds trying to start something.

keep them birds in check, i meant them rats... i was wit moms at the park, pulled out some popcorn, squirrels came outta trees like im not a weak n!gga but 20 squirrels=loss, i threw the popcorn & recorded them greedy basstids eatin my sh!t.... moms laughed....