On my old block we had the neighborhood crackhead named Derek. He was good people and would help folks out for bread.
My pops and I were trying to get this treadmill out of the basement and it was just too heavy and awkward for us to get. Pops was a former bodybuilder too (used to out with Nash and the Steiners).
After 30 minutes we gave up and Derek saw us and said he would help. We said whatever and stayed outside on the water break. This fool got this treadmill up a flight of stairs by his damn self
To this day I don’t know how but we have him $50 and I hoped he bought the best crack in his life
I haven't!U haven't seen that video of a New York nikka headbutting cars huh?
Yes! When I was in high school, one morning about 6 am I was getting dressed and me and my pops heard gun shots outside of my window. I looked out my window (it was dark) and saw my uncle (my moms brother) Ernie running fast as shyt and holding an old school green and white 1980’s aluminum house awning, the long one, both arms extended over his head, more shots...BLAW BLAW BLAW!! I exclaimed, “Its Ernie, they’re chasing him!”
Pops and said, “run Ernie run! “ and I was looking like a mix of and
This niqqa Ernie was being chased by some Jamaican niqqas we all knew, he stole crack from them (dealers kept their stashes his behind car wheels and garbage cans and shyt), I saw my uncle stop on a dime and hide under the fukkin awning while the Jamaican niqqas ran by him, I swear! I was like DAAAAAD!! You saw that?!?! Pops was like “You thought he was gonna die”? I was like “Naaaaaah” on the outside, but in the inside I was like that’s my uncle.
Mad stories I have. I brag about my ex- crackhead uncles like a badge of honor. Only if y’all knew them niqqas and their crack peers...incredible
On my old block we had the neighborhood crackhead named Derek. He was good people and would help folks out for bread.
My pops and I were trying to get this treadmill out of the basement and it was just too heavy and awkward for us to get. Pops was a former bodybuilder too (used to out with Nash and the Steiners).
After 30 minutes we gave up and Derek saw us and said he would help. We said whatever and stayed outside on the water break. This fool got this treadmill up a flight of stairs by his damn self
To this day I don’t know how but we have him $50 and I hoped he bought the best crack in his life