Introducing Vanessa Mia's new R and B album "Mad"! (Admiral Crumple's girlfriend)

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.... Straight Outta Strap-On City . . .

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Now you've got her on edge.

If I saw you in public I'd smack the shyt out of you.

Vanessa - all these people are a waste of my brain. They're not even commenting on the music.
 

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Now you've got her on edge.

If I saw you in public I'd smack the shyt out of you.

Vanessa - all these people are a waste of my brain. They're not even commenting on the music.

....daaaaaamnnn .. . . we got 40-year old sons and daughters of Yakub actually catchin emotions off an online message-board ?!?!!. . . . take this lame amy winehouse / alina baraz cosplay shyt over there . . . .. shyt is karoake-night at the bowling-alley status . . . .

 

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. . . if you saw me in public .. you would end up asking me to adopt you . .. lets leave it at that . .. .

I don't want anyone to "adopt" me. I moved out on my own at 24 years old and have luckily been self-sufficient ever since.

Independence and teamwork are important values I hold.
 

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I asked her if she wanted me to post her album to increase her market standing and also warned her of the Coli trolls. She was cool and handled it well.

We're deciding not to continue to promote here cause no one really cares to listen to new independent R'n'B on Coli.

We could be the first 5 year couple, each with original albums to post on Coli. Its an achievement - as signed rappers hardly achieve that. It's rare, and I'm proud of it.

Tell your girlfriends you love them tonight Coli.

One.
 

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I asked her if she wanted me to post her album to increase her market standing and also warned her of the Coli trolls. She was cool and handled it well.

We're deciding not to continue to promote here cause no one really cares to listen to new independent R'n'B on Coli.

We could be the first 5 year couple, each with original albums to post on Coli. Its an achievement - as signed rappers hardly achieve that. It's rare, and I'm proud of it.

Tell your girlfriends you love them tonight Coli.

One.

... your heart must have been pounding typing that shyt out . . . take a whiff of the asthma inhaler . . . . okay . . . . you in your mid-40s and you still have a "girlfriend" ?!?!! . . . . whats that like ?!?!!!

 

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MARK . . this is "hip-hop" . ... a point in time . . .. what you and Vanessa do is a Motley Crue tribute-act on BLACK genres . . . . you exist more online than in REALITY . .. . whens the last time you took a shortcut to go see summwunn and you hit a corner where it was time to slap-box wit aluminm-foil daggers ./ stop . . . your girl slaps the shyt out you on the daily guaranteed . . . . you probably added her as a signer on your checking . . . lol . .

 

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Crump getting more ass than 99% of the coli

"Running errands, watching videos, writing a next verse - fukk that shyt/ I'd rather have sex first!"
- Crumple (On Catharsis)



I always believed that sex in a relationship is a healthier thing than weed, alcohol and a tonne of other things.
 
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