Introducing....The Coli's Own 30 Body Gang (Acceptance Speeches in Thread)

[315]

OP is really into this lol

 

[Sbp]

I don't see what the big deal about this is

 

[Frolickingmami]

Nastyyyyyy

 

[In The Zone '98]

Operation fukk 30

Who is ready to serve their country

🫡

 

[Diondon]

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

I'm proud to accept my induction.....into the HoH 30 Body Hall of Fame.

I'd like to thank Trojan Magnums, Starbucks and Pine Sol for making it happen.

Also wanna give a big shout-out to Google Play Store for having all those phone number-spoofing apps AND Facebook for allowing me to block females from seeing my profile BEFORE we even started talking/texting on the phone.

 

[MikelArteta]

it's that many murderers on here?

 

[Givethanks]

I didn't make it, I guess I need to start lying on the internet too

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Was hitting 10 bodies give or take a summer in my last decade. 30 would have been a 3 year streak average in my 30's... Pray for me

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

I didn't make it, I guess I need to start lying on the internet too

Be happy you didn’t. I’m ashamed of my actual number.



How I feel looking back…

 

[Billie Jean]

Just update us when one of them gets the monster

This too much

 

[the elastic]

Just update us when one of them gets the monster

This too much

That would make this thread grim as shyt

 

[TEH]

Profile your sex life for @NotAnFBIagent brehs

 

[jerniebert]

What was the process in compiling this list?

 

[Insensitive]

Idk.
I've always maintained that lying on the internet to random people is weird and corny tbh.

It's nothing to brag about or be proud about.

As I've stated before I'm tryna get the wife and kids.

Sleeping around is cool until it isn't.