internet porn alternatives

[Ooh Marty]

Yall nikkas are some weird (except havoc) creeps

 

[AAKing23]

That scrambled spice channel for the win

 

[Rufus Dufus]

MTV's "The Grind"

 

[SubLyminalz]

I remember when comcast on demand first came to the scene in like 02 soon as I seen that adult section

 

[Still Benefited]

Ol but mama I don't have an imagination azz nikkas.

 

[Piff Perkins]

We used to get a Victoria's Secret summer catalog every year. Ya boy used to check the mail early every July looking for it. I knew if my parents found it first it was a wrap: if I tried snagging it from their room they'd know I did it, and I'd get in trouble. So I had to get that shyt first every time

Also the Sears winter catalog

 

[muzikfrk75]

I started jacking off before the internet was really commonplace like it is now, so...


Women's fitness magazines, the "Thong Song" and "Back That Ass Up" videos, HBO Real Sex, any movie with titties in it, that Amanda Bynes show, scrambled Playboy Channel, my parents' porn stash, an anatomy book that had a naked bytch in it...


I used to get it in

One day at my grandparents' I found a Penthouse magazine from back in the day.

THIS one

There aren't enough smilies on The Coli to describe how I felt when I found that buried treasure

 

[Pool_Shark]

I'd go through my mental rolodex of ass and titty meat seen earlier that day

 

[Pindatail onadonkey]

Nelly- shake ya fail feather
Usher- yeah! Joint with Lil Jon
No limit- wobble wobble (uncut) (first nut ever)
Trina pictures
Next door neighbor when she used to garden

 

[Non Sequitur]

Can't forget BET Uncut and E! Wild On

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

Howard stern show when the porn hoes be on

 

[Silkk]

Came To Post Wild On & Howard Stern. Seeing A Thong In An Ass As a Youngster Was

 

[Chief]

National geographics a nikka was starving

 

[Kings County]

Can't forget BET Uncut and E! Wild On

THIS nikka RIGHT HERE

fukk U KNOW BOUT GIRLS GONE WILD Infomercials

 

[Yoda]

negro said the amanda bynes show