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[MoeDollaZ$]

i remember when i was younger and if for sum reason the internet was down i would watch the mtv jamz music video station and wait for a beyonce video to cum on. the best part is when that bytch opened her mouth wide for them high notes i would nut on the tv screen so it would look like she eatin the babies

 

[havoc00]

I used to jerk off to wwf when they had bytches like sable and shyt doing raunchy things, jerked off to a bunch of music videos

 

[151_Pr00f]

Used to watch the flava in ya ear video with my hands in the ready position for the video chick in the short skirt when LL start rappin.

 

[blockburna420]

When my aol free trial ran out it was page 43 in Jet magazine

 

[ikbm]

get a hobby.

 

[BIGGER_THANLIFE]

LOOL!

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I used to order those victoria secret and fredericks of hollywood catalogs in random peoples names.

I used to also go ham in the macy's catalog in the underwear/bra section.

I remember one time my moms was like, "why all these magazine pages stuck together "

I had 3 brothers so I was like, wasn't me

 

[Ricky Church]

 

[Chris.B]

I remember BET uncut

 

[Dank Hill]

That scrambled spice channel for the win

 

[YaBoy]

late night cinemax when i was little

 

[Arcavian]

hbo free preview weekend = marinating in baby oil all day

cause at night, it was going down

 

[Non Sequitur]

I started jacking off before the internet was really commonplace like it is now, so...


Women's fitness magazines, the "Thong Song" and "Back That Ass Up" videos, HBO Real Sex, any movie with titties in it, that Amanda Bynes show, scrambled Playboy Channel, my parents' porn stash, an anatomy book that had a naked bytch in it...


I used to get it in

 

[Rawtid]

get some p*ssy

 

[Beedad]

that Amanda Bynes show,


I used to get it in