Interacted with a c00n security guard

[VegetasHairline]

You really gonna lie on me and call me a c00n
Mfer ya came in wearing girbauds and sauconeys. Then had the nerve to ask the stocker did they have some moon pies in the back. Who the fukk eat moon pies. Everyday you come in this bytch on sum bullshyt. Yesterday u tried to get a refund from the ranch chicken wings from the hot deli because there wasnt no seasoning on it. We knew yo dumbass licked them off. We saw the grease on that rusty ass gildan shirt. Every time you pay for shyt, the damn dollars always crumbled and the change stuck together. Now in suppose to believe yo funky ass only got a gatorade today. I woulda gave ya ass an otis asswhooping if my gout wasnt acting up. And stop harrassing them old ass white women that come to pick up there prescription from the pharmacy

You should have made a spin thread instead of posting this here.

 

[Splakavellie504]

lmaoooooooooooo y’all nikkas are hell

I couldnt resist bro but on the real these security guards be on some bullshyt foreal. I understand ya

 

[Splakavellie504]

You should have made a spin thread instead of posting this here.

Lol i wasnt even thinking bro

 

[Apprentice]

I couldnt resist bro but on the real these security guards be on some bullshyt foreal. I understand ya

Shoulda told him I stole it fr fr and caused a bigger scene

Woulda been sick after they did an investigation on a 2 dollar gatorade

 

[Kuma the Bear]

If I were you, I would have reported him to customer services or whoever his employer is and cry mental distress over it.

Since he wants to be a c00n, I'll be a Karen and teach him a lesson accordingly.

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

OP telling the truth, Kroger got a few security guards here in my city lately that be on that bs

 

[drederick tatum]

 

[Apprentice]

OP telling the truth, Kroger got a few security guards here in my city lately that be on that bs

It’s not even no extravagant story dudes on the coli just be at the crib dapfishing