Interacted with a c00n security guard

[Apprentice]

Was at Kroger today, I be there everyday; live right by it so it’s easy to head there after a workout or class

I copped a lil two dollar Gatorade and went on my way

As I’m leaving a buck-eyed black security guard gon ask me

“U got a pay ticket for that Gatorade?”



Im like u deadass checking my receipt for a 2 dollar Gatorade?


“That’s my job ” the c00n says

I been going to this Kroger everyday for a year and ain’t nobody ever ask to check my receipt for 20 items let alone 1 fukkin Gatorade

I give the nikka the receipt and he looks at it and tries to hand it back but I tell the bytch ass nikka to keep it and stop profiling his own kind

c00n turns around and shifts his whole body towards me and is like “WHAT SAY IT AGAIN?”

Told the bytch ass nikka stop profiling his own people and I went on with my day

I really hate c00n ass nikkas with a passion if I was a cac in a suit he ain’t askin me for shyt

 

[Elim Garak]

 

[Apprentice]

Yea it’s my duty to make up stories about arguing with a c00n while buying Gatorade

Do y’all even leave the house no kizzy? This story only sound crazy to a basement dweller

 

[Black Haven]

You called this man a slur over a damn receipt?

 

[Apprentice]

You called this man a slur over a damn receipt?

He’s a c00n

brad and Kathy were right in front of me and the nikka asked me did I have a receipt for a 2 dollar drink

I’d call him a bytch again, what he gon shoot me?

 

[RickyDiBiase]

C’mon man this ain’t it breh was just doing his job

 

[Mike_Pipeson]

Calling a man a c00n about a receipt while having Caitlin Clark as your icon

 

[Apprentice]

C’mon man this ain’t it breh was just doing his job

Why brad and Kathy walk by with no questions then?

U really think I’m the only nikka walking out a Kroger? This ain’t Sam’s club or BJs and he had that c00n look in his eyes iykyk

 

[Apprentice]

Calling a man a c00n about a receipt while having Caitlin Clark as your icon

He’s a c00n and Caitlin Clark gets buckets

Breh praying for them daps

 

[Wildin]

Shop at Kroger brehs

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

A lot of security guards have the same mindset and superiority complex as cacs

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

He only getting paid 12 hr he ain’t mad at you. He mad at his life choices.

 

[Child_Of_God]

I’ve been stopped and followed for no reason and harassed more times by black security guards.

It definitely seems like a lot of them have a huge superiority complex because of their bullshyt job titile.

 

[Splakavellie504]

You really gonna lie on me and call me a c00n
Mfer ya came in wearing girbauds and sauconeys. Then had the nerve to ask the stocker did they have some moon pies in the back. Who the fukk eat moon pies. Everyday you come in this bytch on sum bullshyt. Yesterday u tried to get a refund from the ranch chicken wings from the hot deli because there wasnt no seasoning on it. We knew yo dumbass licked them off. We saw the grease on that rusty ass gildan shirt. Every time you pay for shyt, the damn dollars always crumbled and the change stuck together. Now in suppose to believe yo funky ass only got a gatorade today. I woulda gave ya ass an otis asswhooping if my gout wasnt acting up. And stop harrassing them old ass white women that come to pick up there prescription from the pharmacy

 

[Apprentice]

You really gonna lie on me and call me a c00n
Mfer ya came in wearing girbauds and sauconeys. Then had the nerve to ask the stocker did they have some moon pies in the back. Who the fukk eat moon pies. Everyday you come in this bytch on sum bullshyt. Yesterday u tried to get a refund from the ranch chicken wings from the hot deli because there wasnt no seasoning on it. We knew yo dumbass licked them off. We saw the grease on that rusty ass gildan shirt. Every time you pay for shyt, the damn dollars always crumbled and the change stuck together. Now in suppose to believe yo funky ass only got a gatorade today. I woulda gave ya ass an otis asswhooping if my gout wasnt acting up. And stop harrassing them old ass white women that come to pick up there prescription from the pharmacy

lmaoooooooooooo y’all nikkas are hell