Aight, I'm back. Mowgli is mad funny and entertaining. His slapstick comedic rants about "I'll slap you so hard, blah, blah, blah" are quite humorous. But seriously...look at dude's life.
He's well into his 30's and has averaged about 20-25 posts a day on sohh, here, and I think AHH and who knows wherever else for I don't know, 10 years? And most of this was before the advent of smart phones.
His hairline looks like an EKG reading either do to some horrific, ungodly accident involving an electric razor or ringworm contracted from rolling around on filthy mats saturated with sweat from other mens' testicles.
He claims to be some kinda money-making baller living "the lifestyle," but he's an IT guy in high standard of living ass L.A.
He started taking karate lessons in his 30's.
He supposedly has all these "dimes," but hasn't been able to produce one shred of evidence of the existence of any of them.
And he wants to be Bruce Lee so bad that he wifed up some archeopteryx-bodied mail order bride fresh off the boat from a rice paddy so she can bear him light-skinned kids with "good" hair and not fully comprehend what a lame he is.
He's some sun-tanned George Zimmerman ass nikka on his neighborhood watch, probably spying on and harassing people so his white soccer mom neighbors will accept him as "one of the good ones" and invite him to their cookie bakes for keeping their minivans safe.
He created a schizo alter-ego passive aggressive e-evangelist persona and now seems to be having trouble separating the two identities.
He's spent the last several months in know the ledge typing bizarre, creepy anti-homosexuality rants that involve graphic, detailed visual descriptions of male-on-male sex acts and a$$holes, dikks, and feces on a daily basis. Dude is obviously a repressed homosexual. Never mind the fact that he rolls around mounting other men on mats probably 5 days a week, but like 65% of his involve some description of man-on-man physical action, whether it's fighting or sex. His posts are usually packed with more steamy homoeroticism than Lady Gaga's Alejandro video. I guess we know what "demons" you're trying to suppress.
Mowgli how gonna talk about peoples' swagger levels being on E or whatever? Who is more swaggerful and attractive to the opposite sex? This handsome young demon:
Or this Jimmy fly Snuka with down's syndrome-looking Cape Verdean gargoyle-like creature?
What the fukk is that thing between your eyes and above your nose? A knuckle? You look like a dusty ass swag-depleted Panthro from Thundercats with his ears clipped and hepatitis, you knuckledragging Cro-Magnon tae bo hoe.