Instagram changed...everything

[PhonZhi]

you better learn how to eat off instagram or get left behind.

who i was hanging with the other night

Niigga so. FOH.

Niigga did you "hang" your dikk in her p*ssy? Thats what matters.

and the chick is BEYOND basic!!! yall really need to take these white chicks off the pedastal

 

[PhonZhi]

Word. Bunch of average b*tches thinking they're Minka Kelly. Acting like celebrities and unattainable dimepieces when we used to walk past these hoes everyday at school and barely look twice

You aint that special ma


I hate dudes who do it too. Nikkas working part-time at H&R Block stuning on Facebook like he's making power moves and doing big things. My cousin does that sh*t. I caught him making multiple fake accounts on Facebook to like his own pics, so he'd have 20 or 30+ likes on every photo and make himself look more important. He gets fly b*tches, so that fake lame sh*t works for him smh. The game done changed

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

It depends who you're following. My news feed is filled with quotes, people praising God, fitness workouts, and natural hair.

It's all about how you utilize it.

thats what I'm saying.
I keep hearing about this females on IG putting up revealing pics but ive never seen any

maybe it's because I don't follow any

 

[Soundwave]

instagram is my weakness. At the start, you're just browsing some random instagram hoe profile. Next minute you're opening a new tab to check out her friends profile. Sooner or later, you realize you have 15 tabs worth of instagram profiles.

That shyt is like crack.
God beautiful black instagram hoes. they're my vice. I can't not look.

This is the damn truth

I started an Instagram account for my shytty ass comics (I make fun of them before you can ), but naturally I'm on there to see which girls are showing ass ... like you said, it just escalates until you realize that you're following 20 more people in the span of a couple of minutes

Cac gonna drain him dry ...then be like "oh, I'd like you to meet Jarred, my WHITE boyfriend who I introduced to my parents" ...leaving him in the rain with his camera, hopes and dreams dripping down curb into the storm drain.

leaving him soaked and wet watching them walk away like ...

 

[RealAssanova]

its simple. If a h0e poses a picture of her azz and gets 0 attention/likes from it, chances are she won't do it again. However, if she gets 1000 likes, her mind will change and she will feel valuable even if nikkas mask their true intentions behind a 'you're sooo beautiful' comment when they really be like 'you got a scrumptious azz shawty'. But because they fear losing out on the chance to fuk her or have her delete him, they simp.

shyt fuks up your primal game.

 

[Kalik]

Alot of fukkboys do that stuff man

The Game got caught stealing some billionaire nikka's picture and fronting like it was his And The Game is a celebrity. If he's doing stuff like this to get attention, you know 80% of these regular nikkas are frauding on there too.

Game stole the pic from another dude who also is FRONTING.... blind leading the blind

 

[WhiskeyKitty]

@Rominati First things first. I.Love.This.Post - the sheer realness of it is uncanny. IG HAS gotten out of hand and HAS been out of hand for quite some time now. Much like others have pointed out in this thread it has also ruined many a relationship as well with dreams of "dating this dream man/woman" that never come true. Over Half of these females don't even look like their IG photos when you see them in real life and sad to say some of these nikkas ain't rockin' it in real life either!! How it got this far? I don't know but you gotta hand it them... These ppl put A Lot and I do mean ALOT of work into these IG profiles...new outfits, same angles, butt prop on the sink, selfie in car, down the shirt, duck face bytches simply don't have time for a Real Life cause they're too busy on the "like" wagon. So sad.

 

[Anothergirl]

Instagram is where demons feed their insecurities through a guise of vanity

ding ding ding

 

[Anothergirl]

Hollow DA Don

"but buut buuut nice guys finish last!!"
dude is nice or as y'all would call him "simpish" as all get out and chicks lose their cot damn minds over him on twitter. maybe the so called nice guys complaining aren't as nice as they think they are or just plain unattractive. to bad so sad.

 

[Dwolf]

fitness workouts, and natural hair.

Link to the females doing this?

 

[kash10003]

nikkas aint even need instagram to simp a bytch

this bytch got arrested for a DUI, took a half decent mug shot and had dudes simping and making memes

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/meagan-simmons-attractive_n_3045604.html#slide=2318025

 

[Kilgore Trout]

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[Stealth]

What i hate about and its been said a lot throughout the thread is the confidence its given ugly girls. These bytches use all kinds of angles and filters to fool simps into thinking they're good looking. The biggest indicator to know whether or not a girl is really confident is whether or not her IG is private. I know some fat bytch that has hers open and I'm just at a girl like that having that kind of self confidence. And ill never understand why anybody would comment on a girl with like 10k+ followers and compliment her. Like thats not going to get you anywhere, literally it isn't gonna do shyt for you.

And even with all this confidence these girls get from simps, its still not enough. Peep this, I've never heard anybody talk about this. its 2013, the average smartphone has a pretty good camera, theres no excuse for a girl with 2k+ followers on twitter to have a distorted pixelated picture. Im fully convinced this dumb bytch put filters on it to make it look like that. Ive seen a legit 2-4 girls do that to their twitter avys. If you only saw the type of attention and compliments this girl was getting too. And her twitter avy is some distorted ass pic with sunglasses on, you can't even see her whole face. I was fukking disgusted at that.

but for the most twitter is a good thing. It really does let you know in advance who's worth talking to and who isn't. At first i thought how they acted online wasn't how they acted IRL but i was wrong, the same way they are online is how they are irl.

 

[WheresWallace]

and the chick is BEYOND basic!!! yall really need to take these white chicks off the pedastal

I like @spinoza too. But this white chick thing need to slow down yall.

 

[WheresWallace]

Word. Bunch of average b*tches thinking they're Minka Kelly. Acting like celebrities and unattainable dimepieces when we used to walk past these hoes everyday at school and barely look twice

You aint that special ma


I hate dudes who do it too. Nikkas working part-time at H&R Block stuning on Facebook like he's making power moves and doing big things. My cousin does that sh*t. I caught him making multiple fake accounts on Facebook to like his own pics, so he'd have 20 or 30+ likes on every photo and make himself look more important. He gets fly b*tches, so that fake lame sh*t works for him smh. The game done changed

and and and but more

You said he get bad biitches doing this shiit?