I remember one guy called me and tried to get my social I told him I’m fukking call me in 10 minutes and hung up
he called back
He hit the
and set a timer 
Indian Scammer just called me and I roasted him for 3 minutes.
He hit the
and set a timer 
fukk around and they tell you they name is 'Doug' too.
I’m tired of their shyt. An Indian with a Florida area code calls me claiming to be from Social Security. I got really disrespectful. He didn’t even hang up.
I told him that Biden might let him and his crew come over and get a real job, and then he paused. Either he was extremely offended, or he was actually pondering that shyt. His exact words were “Well, that would take too long”.
I know that I’m not the only one of us that’s done this before.
I just say curses.
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
actually having conversations with them
even answering the phone
Its fun.
I told the story on here before about the Jamaican scammer that called me and told me i won 500,000 or some high amount and all I needed to do was go to western union and send him 50 bucks so he could send the money to me.
I told him
and let him know I was on my way there but it would take me about 45 min to get there. Now this was a Saturday afternoon, I wasn't doing nothing but laying around the house watching TV so what do you think I did?
I kept that fool on the phone for at least an hr and just had him on mute.
I kept checking back with him every 10 min or so letting him know I was almost to western union but I was really just eating snacks and catching up on my favorite shows
You call to scam me and imma scam you back
I once got at a nigerian scammer before too. I pretended like I didn't know he was scamming me and went along with everything and then right at the last moment, I said...
"......you trifling kaffir."
Dude went
And then went
Then he started trying to cuss me out but it was hilarious cause it was in broken English
It went something like "you mother the fukker, fukk you, you son of the bytch" etc etc
In hindsight it was a low blow. Like calling someone in America nicca with the hard "er".
But I was angry at dude for trying to scam me
Ayooooo
Chez Lopez
Neo-Abolitionist
lol hilarious op
I once got at a nigerian scammer before too. I pretended like I didn't know he was scamming me and went along with everything and then right at the last moment, I said...
"......you trifling kaffir."
Dude went
And then went
Then he started trying to cuss me out but it was hilarious cause it was in broken English
It went something like "you mother the fukker, fukk you, you son of the bytch" etc etc
In hindsight it was a low blow. Like calling someone in America nicca with the hard "er".
But I was angry at dude for trying to scam me
fukk those scammers and their feelings.
They deserve everything that’s coming to them. You gotta be careful too, because I’ve had an American woman call me about back taxes to Detroit a while ago. I told that hoe that I haven’t lived in Detroit in years. I knew that she was lying because I don’t slack with bills and I keep all of my important paperwork/records. She actually got an attitude with ME, and she was the one trying to finesse.
I’m to the point now where if I don’t recognize the number or not expecting calls, then I’m not answering. Leave a message.
BaileyPark31
Love, Peace, Health, and Wealth
Years ago back when Sarah palin was popular, i told this Indian scammer that i was Indian too and lived in an igloo in Wasilla Alaska
Dude was so annoyed that I was saying native Americans and indians were the same people lol.
Then I kept calling him back asking him why he hung up on his kinfolk.
He was annoyed af.
Dude was so annoyed that I was saying native Americans and indians were the same people lol.
Then I kept calling him back asking him why he hung up on his kinfolk.
He was annoyed af.
Hoodoo Child
The Urban Legend
I always choose an accent and just go with it. Sometimes I pull up a YouTube video of that language’s restaurant chatter for background
and then say, “ I eat now. No time.” And hang up
