In this thread post your best pick up lines

[cyndaquil]

You want to watch some porn on my brand new mirror @honestly?


- blackierobinson

be tied down brehs

 

[Corey Matthews]

Lol true but what if I cam up to you and said "my uncle is pretty crazy he is always going up to women asking them what that mouth do, what do you think about that? Do you think he needs psychotherapy?"

I would think its a line because why are you telling me this out of the blue

 

[Pepe La Hues]

"how much?"

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

Back when I was single I would just quote R&B song lyrics in casual conversation.

 

[cyndaquil]

I would think its a line because why are you telling me this out of the blue

*points to random fat old guy* "that's my uncle"

 

[cyndaquil]

Back when I was single I would just quote R&B song lyrics in casual conversation.

The square root of 69 is 8 something

 

[BocaRear]

"Excuse me ma'am, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

The Bill Cosby is highly effective

 

[Yehuda]

I grabbed your ass cause you grabbed my attention

 

[Taadow]

"Say my lady, you must be from Cleveland...















...'cause I wanna BONE BONE BONE BONNNNNNNNE
BONE
bone
BONE
bone
BONE, so tell me WHAT'CHU WANNA DO?"

 

[Taadow]

"Excuse me, I think you dropped something...






my jaw."

 

[LeftCoast]

"Don't I know you from somewhere?"



it works for me

 

[sfgiants]

pick up lines

just go to a store like whole foods wearing basketball shorts without underwear underneath
you WILL catch women staring at your bulge as the no-boxers causes it to be more noticeable

once you catch one staring, and make eye contact with her

you're in after that

 

[cyndaquil]

pick up lines

just go to a store like whole foods wearing basketball shorts without underwear underneath
you WILL catch women staring at your bulge as the no-boxers causes it to be more noticeable

once you catch one staring, and make eye contact with her

you're in after that

Be careful wit this advice breh we dont want people pulling their dikks out at whole foods

 

[Milk N Cookies]

*grabs upper arm* OMG you have huge biceps you must work out often!

That one works 99% of the time... that 1% tho.... @At30wecashout

 

[Milk N Cookies]

pick up lines

just go to a store like whole foods wearing basketball shorts without underwear underneath
you WILL catch women staring at your bulge as the no-boxers causes it to be more noticeable

once you catch one staring, and make eye contact with her

you're in after that