I've heard of hard on hoes but this nikka Javadi's on some other shyt. How you let the the silenced nina off in your daughter in law's cerebral cortex then shank Fariba's ass up with a baby not even five feet away? They don't even make that vintage of pinot grigio any more
I understand why Da Bear put the paws on ol dude now. Fariba's homemade sherbert recipe was second to none
If Saul had wifed her up, he wouldn't have to worry about nikkas named Alain digging in them guts and feasting on succulent braised short ribs with a side of rice pilaf while he's out getting turned down for a lofty position with better health insurance and twice the sick days. The increase in salary was gonna pay for a new wing on the house and Pirellis for the CLK(same color Kit Kat wrapper with the peanut butter guts)
They're charging $41.14 to change a name nowadays, doe?
That's crack prices. What was up with that Jehovah's Witness that was processing the name change? Permit me to pray for you? You know that nikka spends a couple hours each day knocking on local doors tryna tell them the good news
Lazarow?
You get the chance to start a new life and new identity and you rock with that struggle last name. Shoulda changed her last name to Walden to honor the deceased prince, Finn
Chris gave zero fukks that Dana was leaving to live in Angela's basement. Da gawd knows he's about to get more screentime to show off his Kuma War skills
If Carrie bought condoms as much as she buys bottles of Jack Daniels Honey she wouldn't have a pissy drawer full of positive pregnancy tests. I hope it's Brody's kid instead of that offbrand nikka she smashed a couple episodes ago