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I tip well when i go out for drinks. I bring a set amount. The more i tip, the less drinks ima be able to buy. I aint got a designated driver.
I try to limit myself to 3 hard drinks and 4 beers.
When you in struggle times you gotta make the best of it. He found a girl that doesn't give a fukk about that. I'm not telling him to stay comfortable with those financials, but he won for finding a chick like that.
Bruh, my wife found like $100 worth of change throught the house and in her purses.
Who does she send to the coinstar machine? Me
I went to the whitest kroger in town to cash that shyt in. I aint want ANY black ppl to see me.
shyt, u know how nikkaz is. You walk into the club and a nikka that saw you cashin that shyt in will yell out "COOIIIIIINNNNNNSTAAAARRRRRRR"
Bruh, my wife found like $100 worth of change throught the house and in her purses.
Who does she send to the coinstar machine? Me
I went to the whitest kroger in town to cash that shyt in. I aint want ANY black ppl to see me.
shyt, u know how nikkaz is. You walk into the club and a nikka that saw you cashin that shyt in will yell out "COOIIIIIINNNNNNSTAAAARRRRRRR"
You're missing the point...the point still remains...how are you a grown man with only 10 dollars to your name and still trying to take a girl out? Get your damn priorities in order
true.I don't even think it was suppose to be a date but this girl had texted me saying she wanted to go out for drinks. It was right before pay day and i had specifically told her that i only had $10 and if she still wants to go somewhere then i'm for it. I pick her up and I take her to a restaurant where they have happy hour. These big margarita fish bowls for 3.50 so i thought that would be enough just to have a nice conversation and just end the night there. I should have known she wanted to keep the night going cuz of the way she was dressed, nice tight white dress, her goods in the right place .
So she hits me the "Where we going after this"
i'm like um... "i don't know, i'm not drinking after this cuz i got to drive back after i drop you off, plus i don't really have anything after paying for this"
she's like "oh me either, all i have is $4"
i'm like "you know i told you i only had $10 and i don't get paid till tomorrow"
She's like "well what are we going to do"
i'm like thinking quick and i remember i had a bag of coins in my car for some weird reason.
I tell her "Well if you don't mind going to walmart with me right quick, i got a bag of coins i can exchange on coinstar and see how much comes out there.
She smiles and shes like "yeah that's cool, i'm down "
i'm like caught off guard with how well she took it
so we head to walmart, 12am heading to coinstar, i dump all my coins there and i see the total rise as to see how much i'm getting
turns out it was $8 and i'm like, welp, we can def go to this other bar where they serve 2.50 margaritas
she's like awesome, lets do it!
we head to the bar and everything is going good, got her 3 margaritas feeling like a that she's having a good time, giving me a great conversation and we're hitting it off and what not.
then it was time to go, she's holding my hand as if we we're dating (keep in mind i didn't even realize this turned into a date)
Drive her to her crib, parked outside of it. Start making out, she's over here telling me how much i turn her on, then i just go for it and my actions tell her i want to smash and she was all for it
being that she's 5'9" and my love for tall chicks, sh*t felt real goodeven more that i basically spent 16 bucks on a what turned out to be a date and rocked the whole way
Which goes to show mothaf*ckas out here that are bragging that they spent $300 dollars on a date and can't even get a peck are straight up getting played like a simp and probably won't hear from the chick again.
This chick before anyone starts bashing her is well educated, no kids, never been married, 5'9" with a nice body and very humble, so that def was a W on that night
I don't even think it was suppose to be a date but this girl had texted me saying she wanted to go out for drinks. It was right before pay day and i had specifically told her that i only had $10 and if she still wants to go somewhere then i'm for it. I pick her up and I take her to a restaurant where they have happy hour. These big margarita fish bowls for 3.50 so i thought that would be enough just to have a nice conversation and just end the night there. I should have known she wanted to keep the night going cuz of the way she was dressed, nice tight white dress, her goods in the right place .
So she hits me the "Where we going after this"
i'm like um... "i don't know, i'm not drinking after this cuz i got to drive back after i drop you off, plus i don't really have anything after paying for this"
she's like "oh me either, all i have is $4"
i'm like "you know i told you i only had $10 and i don't get paid till tomorrow"
She's like "well what are we going to do"
i'm like thinking quick and i remember i had a bag of coins in my car for some weird reason.
I tell her "Well if you don't mind going to walmart with me right quick, i got a bag of coins i can exchange on coinstar and see how much comes out there.
She smiles and shes like "yeah that's cool, i'm down "
i'm like caught off guard with how well she took it
so we head to walmart, 12am heading to coinstar, i dump all my coins there and i see the total rise as to see how much i'm getting
turns out it was $8 and i'm like, welp, we can def go to this other bar where they serve 2.50 margaritas
she's like awesome, lets do it!
we head to the bar and everything is going good, got her 3 margaritas feeling like a that she's having a good time, giving me a great conversation and we're hitting it off and what not.
then it was time to go, she's holding my hand as if we we're dating (keep in mind i didn't even realize this turned into a date)
Drive her to her crib, parked outside of it. Start making out, she's over here telling me how much i turn her on, then i just go for it and my actions tell her i want to smash and she was all for it
being that she's 5'9" and my love for tall chicks, sh*t felt real goodeven more that i basically spent 16 bucks on a what turned out to be a date and rocked the whole way
Which goes to show mothaf*ckas out here that are bragging that they spent $300 dollars on a date and can't even get a peck are straight up getting played like a simp and probably won't hear from the chick again.
This chick before anyone starts bashing her is well educated, no kids, never been married, 5'9" with a nice body and very humble, so that def was a W on that night