In Columbiana,

[Premeditated]

movie is awful,.....

plus it missed an oppurtunity to create a new black action star.

columbiana has so many horrific plot lines and holes.

that needed to be present and recieve closure for it to draw in a female assassin's movie.

especially a black female assassin's movie,.....

movie is sucker punch awful........
just the fact the time line made no sense.

case in point, the floppy disk drive computer.

in a foreign country having a memory disk drive to the xena comix.

plus the fact that it never showed her phuck'n training after making a huge issue about it, ruin it.

whomever made this movie did not understand the crowd.

or genre who this type of movie generally draws with.

once catalyia was a lil girl talembout being trained,...

it made it comparable to the professional.

plus would have to outdo the professional for starters.

where it would have had to outdo the professional and matilda's psuedo training by leon.

in columbiana that never takes place in the movie.

yet they ripoff matilda's escape from the professional.

after that, the movie is nuffin but bullsh!t,...

it is only good if you like zoe's ol breatplate no titty having ass.

plus she shows no titty meat.

plus her character is made to look as weak as lara croft in tombrwider ii from her goof ass love interest.

[case in point,..at the beginning she is cute in the wig. till you see them drag her in the station and look at her chest and it looks like a lil boy with a wig on. i only gave her the benefit of the doubt amd suspended belief cause i was hoping i would get at least a reputable black assassin movie. even if it was zoe's ol sellout skinnay jean body ass. ].

or you are curious just to see her in a lone action role.

besides that,......you not missing nuffin in particular.

i think the movie kills her draw actually.


art barr

it's a movie breh.

 

[Art Barr]

it's a movie breh.

you do know that black people created the drawing impact for action movies.

to the point they took the ability to draw from us through larger budgeted and marketed movies.

to the point their are no large abundance of black actors,...

let aloneblack actresses who readily have casting oppurtunities in hollywood.

so zoe getting a black lead assassin's movie, that sucks is a big deal,....

you ignoramous,..........

learn your history n!gga.


art barr

 

[Human Torch]

I gave up on this movie when the little girl was pullin off some ninja gaiden shyt 10 mins in the film

 

[Art Barr]

I gave up on this movie when the little girl was pullin off some ninja gaiden shyt 10 mins in the film

to never explain, how that was possible.

then jump to the end of the confict hurt this movie out the gate.

the movie should have been more matilda and leon type.

mixed with cut scenes of zoe as an older assassin.

they did not even really hook it up like killbill and those origin cut scenes.

even that would have helped.


art barr

 

[En Sabah Nur]

how does Zoe young charactor swallows a SD card and have a Xena comic book in 1992

LOL, at the uncle licking shots in front the elementary school, then gives Catalina a speech about being a real killer without the cops ever intervening.

Another role for my non latino chameleon actor always playing a latino
I love this dumb movie

 

[I AM WARHOL]

Just threw this shyt on cause I was bored. Had to immediately search the coli after the scene where the uncle unloaded a clip on a random civilian car in front of a school in broad daylight for absolutely fukk all, and just walked away . That's gotta be one of the dumbest scenes I've ever seen