in any club you go to..u can potentialy smash atleast 3 females

[Poitier]

That's called working hard, not smart. Go to a bar "work smart, not hard." All that dumb nuance just to get some p*ssy

 

[yo moms]

before u leave ur crip..make sure u clean it cause u gotta have a mindset that u gonna bring a female back home..plan to smash, and dont think about failures

your gear has to be top notch(stay away from looking hood)
fresh breath and cologne game must be on point
if you have a car even better
^
those are the basic

if you going to a club do not go more than 1 person..
make sure u have a solid wing partner(not some hater a true friend willign to take L for u or vice versa)

if you going with a group of nikkas might as well just stay home
be prepared to take L;s with females..u will get a lot of sorry i got a bf(dont let it phase you)


do not go before 12...let the simps and loser buy drinks, by that time females around 1 are more open..u dont wanna be the guy buying drinks and at the end of the night a nikka like me comes in and closes the deal

2nd- your not there to dance with females and look like a clown
only talk to dimes..stay away from uglies
after grabbign a drink stand at a location where u can see the whole floor, learn to analyze every female(who she with, is she solo?)is she with a simp

if you at a white club(any rap song that comes on take a mental note and remember the females dancing to it)

after 30 minute of analyzing the floor and scoping the females u wanna talk to
find their location, instead of going up to them, what i personaly do is
i either catch them going to the bathroom and ACCIDENTLY bump into them,
make a quick remark in her ear( slight compliment on their look.and keep it moving..look dead in their eye with confidence) again your justbuilding rapport).. do this to like 20 females..all slight short remarks..

1hr gone by u made contact with 20 hoes..remember they already know u by now... your no longer some stranger at the club since u did the work earlier
,then u catch them again and make ur move

quick dance...
by this time u should have already kissed her
dont ask for numbers. only if she ask u
find out if she has a ride
once she is ur car..should be a wrap

fukk i look like going to the club on my own?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

fukk i look like going to the club on my own?

go with one other person

if you wanna post smoke and drink..ya go with ur boys

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

That's called working hard, not smart. Go to a bar "work smart, not hard." All that dumb nuance just to get some p*ssy

i have a 95% success rate

 

[61 Corpses]

i have a 95% success rate

Good luck on your hang out session with @Desirous in a few weeks. I envy you breh

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Good luck on your hang out session with @Desirous in a few weeks. I envy you breh

i will treat her with class

 

[No_bammer_weed]

before u leave ur crip..make sure u clean it cause u gotta have a mindset that u gonna bring a female back home..plan to smash, and dont think about failures

your gear has to be top notch(stay away from looking hood)
fresh breath and cologne game must be on point
if you have a car even better
^
those are the basic

if you going to a club do not go more than 1 person..
make sure u have a solid wing partner(not some hater a true friend willign to take L for u or vice versa)

if you going with a group of nikkas might as well just stay home
be prepared to take L;s with females..u will get a lot of sorry i got a bf(dont let it phase you)


do not go before 12...let the simps and loser buy drinks, by that time females around 1 are more open..u dont wanna be the guy buying drinks and at the end of the night a nikka like me comes in and closes the deal

2nd- your not there to dance with females and look like a clown
only talk to dimes..stay away from uglies
after grabbign a drink stand at a location where u can see the whole floor, learn to analyze every female(who she with, is she solo?)is she with a simp

if you at a white club(any rap song that comes on take a mental note and remember the females dancing to it)

after 30 minute of analyzing the floor and scoping the females u wanna talk to
find their location, instead of going up to them, what i personaly do is
i either catch them going to the bathroom and ACCIDENTLY bump into them,
make a quick remark in her ear( slight compliment on their look.and keep it moving..look dead in their eye with confidence) again your justbuilding rapport).. do this to like 20 females..all slight short remarks..

1hr gone by u made contact with 20 hoes..remember they already know u by now... your no longer some stranger at the club since u did the work earlier
,then u catch them again and make ur move

quick dance...
by this time u should have already kissed her
dont ask for numbers. only if she ask u
find out if she has a ride
once she is ur car..should be a wrap

This is pretty good.....only thing I disagree with is the comment about being in a group. That doesnt prevent you from getting girls at all. Its not like once you hit the club you all have to move in lockstep like the army. After pollyin with my boys for a few minutes I go off and do my own thing, or grab one of my mans whose a good wing. When you pull and bring her back to your group it will only help you, because you'll come across as more social and popular. Other than that, you broke this down scientifically.

 

[Still Benefited]

I talk to everybody I run accross if I got something to say or a joke to crack,or they got something to say to me...walkin around only looking for the bad chicks and giving everybody else the turn that shyt into a job....I feel like the nikka that look like he having the most fun will do well and get the attention wherever he at...having fun with EVERBODY gets that point accross and have them watching you with the ....now if she get invited to the vip having fun with everybody won't seem so important...but fuk it,I think that goes a long way and YOU will have more fun.

Also in the proccess you make more bytches in that bytch want to fuk wit u...and everybody know women want what other women want...they go back to they groups,one chick talk about that sexy aggresive nikka thizzin his heart out accross the room...then her friend tell her "oh yeah I met him too,he cool,what he say to you"....suddenly that female competetion and jealousy starts to rise up...meanwhile you at the bar takin a rest glistenin....u catch em starin and shoot a look back or whichever suits u.

 

[Poitier]

Bruh, you are by far the worst poster on The Coli. Why do you format your post like that?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

This is pretty good.....only thing I disagree with is the comment about being in a group. That doesnt prevent you from getting girls at all. Its not like once you hit the club you all have to move in lockstep like the army. After pollyin with my boys for a few minutes I go off and do my own thing, or grab one of my mans whose a good wing. When you pull and bring her back to your group it will only help you, because you'll come across as more social and popular. Other than that, you broke this down scientifically.

hmm you probably right..i think what i meant was dudes roaming the club in groups and posting near the wall, and trying to grab chicks left to right

you can do more damage doing solo missions

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Bruh, you are by far the worst poster on The Coli. Why do you format your post like that?

i speak 4 different languages..u think i give a fukk a how i write

fukkoutofhere

 

[61 Corpses]

I disagree with the dancing part. I scooped up different girls back in the day off the ability of my dance/grind game with them...Could be though it was cause the clubs i would go to was filled with college cac dudes who had no idea how to dance or have any rhythm

 

[Poitier]

i speak 4 different languages..u think i give a fukk a how i write

fukkoutofhere

I was obviously referring to the nikka above me

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I talk to everybody I run accross if I got something to say or a joke to crack,or they got something to say to me...walkin around only looking for the bad chicks and giving everybody else the turn that shyt into a job....I feel like the nikka that look like he having the most fun will do well and get the attention wherever he at...having fun with EVERBODY gets that point accross and have them watching you with the ....now if she get invited to the vip having fun with everybody won't seem so important...but fuk it,I think that goes a long way and YOU will have more fun.

Also in the proccess you make more bytches in that bytch want to fuk wit u...and everybody know women want what other women want...they go back to they groups,one chick talk about that sexy aggresive nikka thizzin his heart out accross the room...then her friend tell her "oh yeah I met him too,he cool,what he say to you"....suddenly that female competetion and jealousy starts to rise up...meanwhile you at the bar takin a rest glistenin....u catch em starin and shoot a look back or whichever suits u.

this works too..on point

 

[Motorboat]

what they look like doe

If you go into the club with lowered expectations then it's easy to take ass home any night. But who wants to get seen leaving with an extra from Planet of the Apes?