No Aces & 8s and the viewership drops.
Coincidence
Impact Wrestling-8/2/12-Storm vs. Angle, Roode/Ion vs. Aries/King, KO 4 Way, Chavo
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No Aces & 8s and the viewership drops.
Coincidence
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
What was last week's actual rating though? Couldn't be that far of a drop which basically means TNA fans largely threw the olympics in the bushes
*walks into thread... notices "TSC 4 Life!" spray painted on walls... throws up KLIQ symbol knowing that he's home*
Wow, asian p*ssy and hostile takeovers got a nikka feeling good. I'm about to download the episode from THEREALBRAND so I can finally give my usual rant.
Wow, asian p*ssy and hostile takeovers got a nikka feeling good. I'm about to download the episode from THEREALBRAND so I can finally give my usual rant.
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
Daylito ran through Asian bytches like Japanese bayonets did in China
Daylito back from his tour of Japan. tSc japan is in full effect now. My nikka is Scott Norton'n it up! I just got back from the phillipines myself
Daylito back from his tour of Japan. tSc japan is in full effect now. My nikka is Scott Norton'n it up! I just got back from the phillipines myself
This is what I think about this episode:
Ok I'm back from myself taking care of "business"... p*ssy, tequila, and the song "Regulate" by Warren G is an hell of a combination. So now I'm finally get to sit down and enjoy myself a peaceful episode of Impact... whut da hale?! We got a brawl going on here... looks like tonight's main event is breaking out right now with Roode, Aries, King and Zema brawling in the Impact Zone. this reminds me of when TNA decided to have the whole roster brawl with each other throughtout the entire Impact Zone for 30 minutes with police breaking it up... as corny as it was it was still enjoyable. Wait I just heard the bell ring... so I guess this main even just got turned into the opening match of the night. Damn, Aries and King using old school ROH tactics by giving Zema a double airlplain spin... never seen that before.
So TNA is apparently gonna start showing Twitter tweets during the matches... somehow TSC gonna find a way to troll that I bet. Zema over the months has greately improved, at the same time if TNA pushes Kenny King correctly in the next year he could be the new "franchise" of the company. Damn this is a hell of a match, it shows that tag team wrestling is still alive and well unlike in WWE where tag team wrestling is on life support sucking dikk on the street to stay alive. Wow the crowd is screaming "shyt FACTOR!"... can they say that on tv? Jesus Christ a F5-Rock Bottom for the win for King/Aries! This was a hell of a match... but what the hell is up with this music? Can they bring Rick Ross back to TNA to custom make Kenny King an appropiate entrance theme?
Ok so NOW they are showing highlights of last week's Impact, reminds me of the usual impromptu matches then late starts of the old school ECW ppvs. Highlights of TSC beating down The Arcadium... I mean highlights of Aces and Eights being down various TNA roster members while thanks to Robert Roode having everyone thinking that James Storm is the "secret" leader and cause of the beatdowns. Sting comes out with him just not giving a fukk how he paints his face anymore but still by defalt looks better than Jeff Hardy's drugged-out face fingerpainting. Sting calls out James Storm and says he's starting to believe that Roode was right about James being Aces and Eights leader. Storm says he's a solo artist like he beat Kurt Angle's ass by himself last year... oh snap Killa Kurtis didn't like that statement and he's coming down. Kurt is on that "fukk THAT nikka STORM!" bandwagon as well.
So apparently AJ Styles is in Australia... trying to get some overseas hoes before he has to start paying child support payments. I must ask is AJ Styles supposed to be a babyface or heel in this "knocking up crackheads" storyline? I mean one hand you should always wear a rubber when you raw dog crackheads, but on the other hand Clair Lynch looks like she used to be cute before the crack... plus I bet crackhead p*ssy is on another level of wetness, but I digress. Backstage in the locker room Kaz and Daniels talking about how Styles is a deadbeat dad... did this nikka pull a appletini out from his locker.. and what's with that hollywood scarf he's wearing? I swear Daniels and Daniel Bryan is taking it to the next level with the heel tactics and manurisms.
So there are gonna be 3 random Fatal 4 Way matches each for 20pts at the Hardcore Justice ppv. Once match is a ladder Match, one match is a Falls Count Anywhere match, and one match is a Tables Match. How they decided on these stipulations I have no idea... no spinning stipulations wheel... no picking out of the hat... nothing... I guess. Damn a mute Christie Hemme is still cute as she announces Twitter Ray vs Robbie E with fresh Cardigan Sweater cause he's bout that life. Damn now Ray is on the "fukk THAT nikka STORM!" bandwagon... the wagon is getting full. Damn Bully Ray is chopping Robbing down like a tree... BULLY CUTTER... 7 points for the quick victory. Seriously is Robbie E in this tournament for the soul purpose of letting the other wrestlers get easy victory points? Backstage Earl Hebner going old school by giving Madison Rayne flowers, candy and a teddy bear because that's how men did it back in the day, old school nikkas didn't need expensive jewelry or cars just good dikk and nice gifts on occassion. Gail Kim's salty ass cockblocking like jealous women do.
Oh lawd at the Christie pan-up... oh lawd at Miss Tessmacher, Playboy need to make that phone call to TNA since the WWE lately ain't been giving up the goods. Brooke Tessmacher looks like she needs to be "Miss Moneypenny" in the new James Bond film. Time for the #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way Match between: Milf Tara, Queen Maddie, Thickie Michie and Gail Kim Ishii. Is Taz making viagra jokes? What the hell happened to commentary in wrestling? Madison trying to show love to Earl, it would be funny if this storyline ended with Madison stealing Earl's pension fund. Tara rolls up Madison in some kind of weird roll-up... Tara wins... wait... Earl is saying that his suger mama Madison won. The controversy continues but young p*ssy will do that to ya.
Backstage Bobby Roode and Austin Aries apparently on the "fukk THAT nikka STORM!" bandwagon with Roode driving the wagon, meanwhile Sting talking to Madam Brooke Hogan showing worst acting than Clair Lynch which is sad when you think about it. Some backstage crew member gives Brooke an evenlove... a "Deadman's Hand" calling card from the Aces and Eights wrecking crew... HAHA Brooke is shook as hell and gets the hell out of there, she may be the smartest person because of this. Homeless Eric Young and Ol' Dirty bytch talking about not defending the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Belts... I swear ODB looks like she will fukk you if you buy her a Popeye's 2 Piece Tuesday Special with a Brisk Rasberry Ice Tea from the corner store. So Kid Kash coming out with Gunner (which we all joked about becoming a tag team) is gonna fight Chavo coming out with Big Mex Hernendez. What the hell is up with Chavo's music... seriously who is picking wrestler's themes lately? Wait Chavo's grandma in the audience along with Hector Guerrero who they constantly show on tv randomly... how long will they exploit Eddie Guerrero's legend? Damn this crowd is heavily behind Chavo, Chavo better take advantage of this popularity as much as he can. using all of Eddie's moves, Chavo gets the victory... lets see how much they can milk this.
Backstage Dixie talking about AJ Styles needing to stop acting like a bytch and tell the truth. Backstage Devon (who hasn't defended his Television Title for at least 5 weeks) and wack ass Garrett Bischoff offering their protective services to Kurt Angle and unlike Ho Kogan, Kurt actually accepts their help LIKE A BAUCE! In the ring Kaz and Daniels who look like a gay couple on some random ABC family show are throwing a baby shower for Clair Lynch which CONVIENTLY is sitting in the front row... HAHA at crowd members screaming "YOU CAN'T ACT!" I must say these gifts are pretty decent and legit... HA at that baby doll dressed like AJ Styles, it looks like AJ Styles got hit with a "FRIENDSHIP" on Mortal Kombat. This storyline is just blantent proof that AJ Styles don't need to be in TNA anymore since this is the best storyline they can come up with to keep him on the screen. There should be a place on the Smackdown roster for Allen Jones to be a good mid-level worker pushed by Vince.
Backstage Joseph Park talking about a lot of TNA wrestlers are signing up for him to be his lawyers, I assume all of those Aces and Eights beatdowns is very profitable for him, if TNA was smart they would use that fact to further the storyline... just my opinion. Joseph harrassing Sting but Sting letting Joseph know he's insured by Direct Auto Insurance. Despite Bully Ray's victory he's in 8th place, Samoa Joe and James Storm stays in 1st and 2nd place in the BFG Series.
Time for the main event and a BFG Series Match between James Storm vs Kurt Angle. Out comes Sting, Bully Ray, Devon and Garrett and other wrestlers to watch at ring side. Angle got Storm in the Ankle Lock but Storm kicks Angle in the head to get out of it... LAST CALL KICK FOR THE WIN! 7 points to put Storm in 1st place. Storm looks like he's crippled and he's calling out Aces and Eights with damn near half the TNA main event roster (along with Devon and Garrett) at ringside. Nobody is comming out and because of this Robert Roode is saying that Storm is the leader... oh snap random brawling in the ring as the show ends WCW Nitro style. I must say I like how they are building up the paranoia with the wrestlers to the point where they will turn on each other merely on suspiction, who will join the "fukk THAT nikka STORM!" bandwagon? We'll see next week.
Ok I'm back from myself taking care of "business"... p*ssy, tequila, and the song "Regulate" by Warren G is an hell of a combination. So now I'm finally get to sit down and enjoy myself a peaceful episode of Impact... whut da hale?! We got a brawl going on here... looks like tonight's main event is breaking out right now with Roode, Aries, King and Zema brawling in the Impact Zone. this reminds me of when TNA decided to have the whole roster brawl with each other throughtout the entire Impact Zone for 30 minutes with police breaking it up... as corny as it was it was still enjoyable. Wait I just heard the bell ring... so I guess this main even just got turned into the opening match of the night. Damn, Aries and King using old school ROH tactics by giving Zema a double airlplain spin... never seen that before.
So TNA is apparently gonna start showing Twitter tweets during the matches... somehow TSC gonna find a way to troll that I bet. Zema over the months has greately improved, at the same time if TNA pushes Kenny King correctly in the next year he could be the new "franchise" of the company. Damn this is a hell of a match, it shows that tag team wrestling is still alive and well unlike in WWE where tag team wrestling is on life support sucking dikk on the street to stay alive. Wow the crowd is screaming "shyt FACTOR!"... can they say that on tv? Jesus Christ a F5-Rock Bottom for the win for King/Aries! This was a hell of a match... but what the hell is up with this music? Can they bring Rick Ross back to TNA to custom make Kenny King an appropiate entrance theme?
Ok so NOW they are showing highlights of last week's Impact, reminds me of the usual impromptu matches then late starts of the old school ECW ppvs. Highlights of TSC beating down The Arcadium... I mean highlights of Aces and Eights being down various TNA roster members while thanks to Robert Roode having everyone thinking that James Storm is the "secret" leader and cause of the beatdowns. Sting comes out with him just not giving a fukk how he paints his face anymore but still by defalt looks better than Jeff Hardy's drugged-out face fingerpainting. Sting calls out James Storm and says he's starting to believe that Roode was right about James being Aces and Eights leader. Storm says he's a solo artist like he beat Kurt Angle's ass by himself last year... oh snap Killa Kurtis didn't like that statement and he's coming down. Kurt is on that "fukk THAT nikka STORM!" bandwagon as well.
So apparently AJ Styles is in Australia... trying to get some overseas hoes before he has to start paying child support payments. I must ask is AJ Styles supposed to be a babyface or heel in this "knocking up crackheads" storyline? I mean one hand you should always wear a rubber when you raw dog crackheads, but on the other hand Clair Lynch looks like she used to be cute before the crack... plus I bet crackhead p*ssy is on another level of wetness, but I digress. Backstage in the locker room Kaz and Daniels talking about how Styles is a deadbeat dad... did this nikka pull a appletini out from his locker.. and what's with that hollywood scarf he's wearing? I swear Daniels and Daniel Bryan is taking it to the next level with the heel tactics and manurisms.
So there are gonna be 3 random Fatal 4 Way matches each for 20pts at the Hardcore Justice ppv. Once match is a ladder Match, one match is a Falls Count Anywhere match, and one match is a Tables Match. How they decided on these stipulations I have no idea... no spinning stipulations wheel... no picking out of the hat... nothing... I guess. Damn a mute Christie Hemme is still cute as she announces Twitter Ray vs Robbie E with fresh Cardigan Sweater cause he's bout that life. Damn now Ray is on the "fukk THAT nikka STORM!" bandwagon... the wagon is getting full. Damn Bully Ray is chopping Robbing down like a tree... BULLY CUTTER... 7 points for the quick victory. Seriously is Robbie E in this tournament for the soul purpose of letting the other wrestlers get easy victory points? Backstage Earl Hebner going old school by giving Madison Rayne flowers, candy and a teddy bear because that's how men did it back in the day, old school nikkas didn't need expensive jewelry or cars just good dikk and nice gifts on occassion. Gail Kim's salty ass cockblocking like jealous women do.
Oh lawd at the Christie pan-up... oh lawd at Miss Tessmacher, Playboy need to make that phone call to TNA since the WWE lately ain't been giving up the goods. Brooke Tessmacher looks like she needs to be "Miss Moneypenny" in the new James Bond film. Time for the #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way Match between: Milf Tara, Queen Maddie, Thickie Michie and Gail Kim Ishii. Is Taz making viagra jokes? What the hell happened to commentary in wrestling? Madison trying to show love to Earl, it would be funny if this storyline ended with Madison stealing Earl's pension fund. Tara rolls up Madison in some kind of weird roll-up... Tara wins... wait... Earl is saying that his suger mama Madison won. The controversy continues but young p*ssy will do that to ya.
Backstage Bobby Roode and Austin Aries apparently on the "fukk THAT nikka STORM!" bandwagon with Roode driving the wagon, meanwhile Sting talking to Madam Brooke Hogan showing worst acting than Clair Lynch which is sad when you think about it. Some backstage crew member gives Brooke an evenlove... a "Deadman's Hand" calling card from the Aces and Eights wrecking crew... HAHA Brooke is shook as hell and gets the hell out of there, she may be the smartest person because of this. Homeless Eric Young and Ol' Dirty bytch talking about not defending the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Belts... I swear ODB looks like she will fukk you if you buy her a Popeye's 2 Piece Tuesday Special with a Brisk Rasberry Ice Tea from the corner store. So Kid Kash coming out with Gunner (which we all joked about becoming a tag team) is gonna fight Chavo coming out with Big Mex Hernendez. What the hell is up with Chavo's music... seriously who is picking wrestler's themes lately? Wait Chavo's grandma in the audience along with Hector Guerrero who they constantly show on tv randomly... how long will they exploit Eddie Guerrero's legend? Damn this crowd is heavily behind Chavo, Chavo better take advantage of this popularity as much as he can. using all of Eddie's moves, Chavo gets the victory... lets see how much they can milk this.
Backstage Dixie talking about AJ Styles needing to stop acting like a bytch and tell the truth. Backstage Devon (who hasn't defended his Television Title for at least 5 weeks) and wack ass Garrett Bischoff offering their protective services to Kurt Angle and unlike Ho Kogan, Kurt actually accepts their help LIKE A BAUCE! In the ring Kaz and Daniels who look like a gay couple on some random ABC family show are throwing a baby shower for Clair Lynch which CONVIENTLY is sitting in the front row... HAHA at crowd members screaming "YOU CAN'T ACT!" I must say these gifts are pretty decent and legit... HA at that baby doll dressed like AJ Styles, it looks like AJ Styles got hit with a "FRIENDSHIP" on Mortal Kombat. This storyline is just blantent proof that AJ Styles don't need to be in TNA anymore since this is the best storyline they can come up with to keep him on the screen. There should be a place on the Smackdown roster for Allen Jones to be a good mid-level worker pushed by Vince.
Backstage Joseph Park talking about a lot of TNA wrestlers are signing up for him to be his lawyers, I assume all of those Aces and Eights beatdowns is very profitable for him, if TNA was smart they would use that fact to further the storyline... just my opinion. Joseph harrassing Sting but Sting letting Joseph know he's insured by Direct Auto Insurance. Despite Bully Ray's victory he's in 8th place, Samoa Joe and James Storm stays in 1st and 2nd place in the BFG Series.
Time for the main event and a BFG Series Match between James Storm vs Kurt Angle. Out comes Sting, Bully Ray, Devon and Garrett and other wrestlers to watch at ring side. Angle got Storm in the Ankle Lock but Storm kicks Angle in the head to get out of it... LAST CALL KICK FOR THE WIN! 7 points to put Storm in 1st place. Storm looks like he's crippled and he's calling out Aces and Eights with damn near half the TNA main event roster (along with Devon and Garrett) at ringside. Nobody is comming out and because of this Robert Roode is saying that Storm is the leader... oh snap random brawling in the ring as the show ends WCW Nitro style. I must say I like how they are building up the paranoia with the wrestlers to the point where they will turn on each other merely on suspiction, who will join the "fukk THAT nikka STORM!" bandwagon? We'll see next week.
Gail
Mickie
Tara
Maddie
Tess
Wife - Maddie, might have to backhand her every now and then but she'll act right in the longrun
Menage - Tara and Tess... always wanted to do a mother/daughter 3way and these broads will due
Anal - Mickie
Thrown to bushes - Gail by default
Mickie
Tara
Maddie
Tess
Wife - Maddie, might have to backhand her every now and then but she'll act right in the longrun
Menage - Tara and Tess... always wanted to do a mother/daughter 3way and these broads will due
Anal - Mickie
Thrown to bushes - Gail by default
Da Thrilla
A MAN CALLED STING
There is something about this Ion kid that just makes me think he's gonna be a big star someday. Dat swag and charisma, with being a good wrestler...you heard it here first 
avon barksdale
i want my corners
haha at maddie trying to let earl win the belt for her and then going to drop him
Shadow
Enjoy your life and loved ones.
Storm looking like a super villain right here.
Gifs from around the net. Hop, skip and a jump suicide dive.
F-5 into a Rock Bottom,
Dude did that kinda hard too, trying to hurt Zema on the low.
My favorite moment from the baby shower, the phenomenal baby.
Updated BFG Series Chart, Credit: Punchsport Pagoda
Only thing left out is Jeff Hardy and James Storm getting 7 points last night at a house show. They got 2 more house shows coming up this weekend so most likely they'll be more BFG Series matches there.
Gifs from around the net. Hop, skip and a jump suicide dive.
F-5 into a Rock Bottom,
Dude did that kinda hard too, trying to hurt Zema on the low.
My favorite moment from the baby shower, the phenomenal baby.
Updated BFG Series Chart, Credit: Punchsport Pagoda
Only thing left out is Jeff Hardy and James Storm getting 7 points last night at a house show. They got 2 more house shows coming up this weekend so most likely they'll be more BFG Series matches there.
All those gifs were from this week? 
I may have to check this out then. I never got around to watching last week. 
I may have to check this out then. I never got around to watching last week.
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
Storm looking like a super villain right here.
Gifs from around the net. Hop, skip and a jump suicide dive.
F-5 into a Rock Bottom,
Dude did that kinda hard too, trying to hurt Zema on the low.
My favorite moment from the baby shower, the phenomenal baby.
Updated BFG Series Chart, Credit: Punchsport Pagoda
Only thing left out is Jeff Hardy and James Storm getting 7 points last night at a house show. They got 2 more house shows coming up this weekend so most likely they'll be more BFG Series matches there.
That James Storm pic looks really Scott Pilgrimish.. They should have Aces & Eights come out like that when they get put on the active roster.
Anderson with 40 pts. 
