I can't wait till Spike drops that Aces of 8s Gangland episode 
Impact Wrestling 8/16: JoeNus Goes 1-On-1, Bully Takes On Nero, & More
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Impact had a minute overrun 
CRANK 2 UP IN THIS bytch!!! 
I can't wait till Spike drops that Aces of 8s Gangland episode
EVERYBODY masked & screw-voiced up.
g-ice
aka #DiamondNightmare
Predictable ass ending 
Lets see what happens next week.
Lets see what happens next week.
Jackson LeRoy Briggs
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The Lionsgate Pictures logo > pro wrestling.
Sort of off topic We really need to organize an aces and 8s themed tout takeover. One of us is bound to do/say something to make air
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Shadow
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Thought impact was...okay this week. Daniels vs. AJ was the highlight of the night, glad Tessmacher got her belt back to. Madison is...chick just needs to retire. Who was the referee? I was like 
when she came out. So random. Wait that was Tiffany as the ref, I didn't even remember what she looked like. 
Credit to Punchsport Pagoda for the updated BFG series chart.
when she came out. So random. Wait that was Tiffany as the ref, I didn't even remember what she looked like. Credit to Punchsport Pagoda for the updated BFG series chart.
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i want my corners
eric b or jeff hardy is the leader of that group
Thought impact was...okay this week. Daniels vs. AJ was the highlight of the night, glad Tessmacher got her belt back to. Madison is...chick just needs to retire. Who was the referee? I was like
That guest ref was the chick from The Campaign whose nipple was out in that one scene right? And Madison needs to be transitioned to a valet/manager role for a while, she has gotten stale as a wrestler.
And the show was very middle of the road last night.
Yeah, they dropped the ball with Maddie's crush. Coulda had her end up with anyone, but she probably nixed anything serious since she's married
The Great One
Swag Surfin
So what do you guys think the title match at BFG is going to end up being? I think it should've been Roode/Storm but they've thrown that away... again. Roode should've never dropped the belt, IMO. I don't really see the importance of that match now unless it's a grudge match and Aries defends the title against someone else. Maybe Aries/Bully or Aries/Joe?
This is what I think about this episode:
So I just watched Hardcore Justice...which I still call it by the original name Hard Justice *pause* and from whatI saw: RVD gots some points, Bully Ray got shooked, Daniels got DESTROYED, Aces and Eights beat Pope's ass like a Klan rally stopped by, and the Greatest Man That Ever Lived is still the king. The Road To Wrestleman... I mean the Trail To Bound For Glory continues. A-Double comes out and tells Robert Roode that he's no longer a threat and A-Double is the true king of TNA... damn did he say "fluck"? Aries like a great wrestler puts over and puts importance on the heavyweight championship until a drug addict walks out (not Clair Lynch this time) I swear with a of the face paint weirdness it's still funny to believe that Jeff is the sane brother of The Hardy Boyz. Bully Ray comes out and along with Jeff and Aries calls out Aces and Eights with Bully still beliving that James Storm is the true leader. Aces and Eights *WITH BETTER AND LOUDER MICS THIS WEEK THANKFULLY* appear on the Dixietron saying they are going to cripple someone tonight making Bully freak the hell out.
Highlights of last sunday's ppv with cheesy ass special effects so people can buy the dvd when it comes out. The BFG Series Leaderboard shows that Storm, RVD, Samoa Joe, Angle and Bully Ray currently have the highest 4 scores for now and only the highest 4 will go to the finals at next month's ppv. Backstage Magnus gives props to Joe but not shooked by him. Goddamn, these Christie Hemme slow pan-ups are the best thing on wrestling since The Godfather and his infinite HOOOOOO Train. Time for a BFG Series Match between two men that never should have been broken up as a tag team (kinda like The Hollywood Blondes) bewteen Magnus vs Samoa Joe. Taz on commentary hating on Magnus like a bytch. Damn that was an impressive suplex slam he did on Joe, but both men are stiff on each other. Joe has a standing real naked choke on Magnus but Magnus tries to hit the Bret Hart/Roddy Piper counter on Joe but Joe releases the hold and pins Magnus for the 7 point win. Magnus pissed as hell and swings a chair at Joe... Joe barely blocks it with his arm
Backstage Queen Maddie is the Knockout Champion once again but a goon tells Madison that Madam Brooke wants to see her. Back from a horrible Matt Morgan commecial Madison Rayne comes out to the ring, hopefully she does the right thing a gives Earl Hebner the blowjob he rightfully deserves for doing his part. Oh snap she calls out Earl and tell him to comes to the ring for "something special". Madam Brooke comes out trying to sabotage Earl's blowjob... damn she just said Earl don't get to ref anymore Knockouts matches anymore.... a bytch move. Plus Tessmacher is cashing in her rematch clause tonight with a special referee. Damn Madison shooting on Brooke saying she's exploiting the name "Hogan" and don't know what the hell she's doing... she ain't lying. OH shyt ACES AND EIGHTS ARE BEHIND BROOKE HOGAN... IS THAT YOU SWIGGY TRYING TO TAKE THAT BUTTHOLE?! Lucky for her half the TNA roster saves her... I wouldn't have done that.
So Sting and the TNA main eventers stayed in the ring and does a lot of yelling as usual, apparently Sting has fogotten the original nWo wars he been through back in WCW by ONCE AGAIN inviting Aces and Eights to Impact Open Fight Night next week. Backstage Daniels and Kaz with a copy of a Spider-Man comic talking about being characters in the book and calling Clair Lynch a butterface. Styles comming backstage putting his fatherhood on the line... that's a first... claiming that if he loses he'll claim the baby but if he wins he'll get a DNA test... what?! So it's time for the Fatherhood On a Pole Match *if Russo was still around this match would happen* I mean a BFG Series Match between AJ Styles vs Daniels for the 934th time. This is just a reminder of the match when Eddie Guerrero tried to steal Rey Mysterio's kids for his own... damn the referee just banned Kaz from ringside. Kaz comes back to ringside to hold Style's feet but the ref sees him... PELE KICK... Styles wins for the 7 points and for the hell of it hits a Styles Clash. Now AJ takes a paternity test which by the way this should have been the FIRST THING HE DONE WHEN CLAIR ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS THE FATHER!
Sting backstage calls Ho Kogan and he tells Sting he'll be fighting Aces and Eights "old school" next week. Meanwhile Jeff Hardy accuses James Storm of the Aces and Eights bullshyt and Storm is offended that a former addict acuses him of anything. Robert Roode comes out looking destraught knowing that he can never get another shot at the TNA Heavyweight Championship as long as Austin Aries is the champion. Robert don't know what the hell he's going to do next since he's currently not feuding with anyone... so he just sadly walks away. So it's time for the Knockouts Title rematch Miss Tessmacher vs Queen Madison. Earl Hebner is mad than a motherfukker somewhere I bet... HAHA BROOKE SLIPS AND BUST HER ASS ON STAGE... wait Taryn Terrell is the special ref? Is this Tiffany from ECW... Drew McIntyre's former wife that killed his career? God bless the camera men and their zoom-ins... wait... Shock-Macher... damn Miss Tessmacher is now a two time Knockouts Champion, the Queen has been dethroned.
So Hollywood Undead... I mean Aces and Eights accepts Sting's foolish invitation for next week. So now it's time for the main event BFG Series Match between Calfzilla Bully Ray vs Based Hardy with James Storm out at ringside just to prove that he's not the leader of Aces and Eights. Bully ain't happy that James is at ringside, and Earl Hebner ain't happy he don't get to ref Knockouts match but men's matches only... he don't want to be out in that warzone. Jeff dives for Bully outside but Bully pulls Storm in the way to take the hit. Aces and Eights come in the ring and Earl wisely gets the hell out of there. The TNA locker room chases Aces and Eights out the Impact Zone like the security desperately needs to hire. Jeff hits the Twist of Fate stunner into a roll-up for a 7 point pin. Bully snaps and wants James Storm. Storm hits a super kick but Bully ducks and hits Jeff Hardy... oh shyt now Aces and Eights now beat the hell out of James Storm. What the hell is going on... is the TSC of The Coli really behind the attacks? I think so.
So I just watched Hardcore Justice...which I still call it by the original name Hard Justice *pause* and from whatI saw: RVD gots some points, Bully Ray got shooked, Daniels got DESTROYED, Aces and Eights beat Pope's ass like a Klan rally stopped by, and the Greatest Man That Ever Lived is still the king. The Road To Wrestleman... I mean the Trail To Bound For Glory continues. A-Double comes out and tells Robert Roode that he's no longer a threat and A-Double is the true king of TNA... damn did he say "fluck"? Aries like a great wrestler puts over and puts importance on the heavyweight championship until a drug addict walks out (not Clair Lynch this time) I swear with a of the face paint weirdness it's still funny to believe that Jeff is the sane brother of The Hardy Boyz. Bully Ray comes out and along with Jeff and Aries calls out Aces and Eights with Bully still beliving that James Storm is the true leader. Aces and Eights *WITH BETTER AND LOUDER MICS THIS WEEK THANKFULLY* appear on the Dixietron saying they are going to cripple someone tonight making Bully freak the hell out.
Highlights of last sunday's ppv with cheesy ass special effects so people can buy the dvd when it comes out. The BFG Series Leaderboard shows that Storm, RVD, Samoa Joe, Angle and Bully Ray currently have the highest 4 scores for now and only the highest 4 will go to the finals at next month's ppv. Backstage Magnus gives props to Joe but not shooked by him. Goddamn, these Christie Hemme slow pan-ups are the best thing on wrestling since The Godfather and his infinite HOOOOOO Train. Time for a BFG Series Match between two men that never should have been broken up as a tag team (kinda like The Hollywood Blondes) bewteen Magnus vs Samoa Joe. Taz on commentary hating on Magnus like a bytch. Damn that was an impressive suplex slam he did on Joe, but both men are stiff on each other. Joe has a standing real naked choke on Magnus but Magnus tries to hit the Bret Hart/Roddy Piper counter on Joe but Joe releases the hold and pins Magnus for the 7 point win. Magnus pissed as hell and swings a chair at Joe... Joe barely blocks it with his arm
Backstage Queen Maddie is the Knockout Champion once again but a goon tells Madison that Madam Brooke wants to see her. Back from a horrible Matt Morgan commecial Madison Rayne comes out to the ring, hopefully she does the right thing a gives Earl Hebner the blowjob he rightfully deserves for doing his part. Oh snap she calls out Earl and tell him to comes to the ring for "something special". Madam Brooke comes out trying to sabotage Earl's blowjob... damn she just said Earl don't get to ref anymore Knockouts matches anymore.... a bytch move. Plus Tessmacher is cashing in her rematch clause tonight with a special referee. Damn Madison shooting on Brooke saying she's exploiting the name "Hogan" and don't know what the hell she's doing... she ain't lying. OH shyt ACES AND EIGHTS ARE BEHIND BROOKE HOGAN... IS THAT YOU SWIGGY TRYING TO TAKE THAT BUTTHOLE?! Lucky for her half the TNA roster saves her... I wouldn't have done that.
So Sting and the TNA main eventers stayed in the ring and does a lot of yelling as usual, apparently Sting has fogotten the original nWo wars he been through back in WCW by ONCE AGAIN inviting Aces and Eights to Impact Open Fight Night next week. Backstage Daniels and Kaz with a copy of a Spider-Man comic talking about being characters in the book and calling Clair Lynch a butterface. Styles comming backstage putting his fatherhood on the line... that's a first... claiming that if he loses he'll claim the baby but if he wins he'll get a DNA test... what?! So it's time for the Fatherhood On a Pole Match *if Russo was still around this match would happen* I mean a BFG Series Match between AJ Styles vs Daniels for the 934th time. This is just a reminder of the match when Eddie Guerrero tried to steal Rey Mysterio's kids for his own... damn the referee just banned Kaz from ringside. Kaz comes back to ringside to hold Style's feet but the ref sees him... PELE KICK... Styles wins for the 7 points and for the hell of it hits a Styles Clash. Now AJ takes a paternity test which by the way this should have been the FIRST THING HE DONE WHEN CLAIR ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS THE FATHER!
Sting backstage calls Ho Kogan and he tells Sting he'll be fighting Aces and Eights "old school" next week. Meanwhile Jeff Hardy accuses James Storm of the Aces and Eights bullshyt and Storm is offended that a former addict acuses him of anything. Robert Roode comes out looking destraught knowing that he can never get another shot at the TNA Heavyweight Championship as long as Austin Aries is the champion. Robert don't know what the hell he's going to do next since he's currently not feuding with anyone... so he just sadly walks away. So it's time for the Knockouts Title rematch Miss Tessmacher vs Queen Madison. Earl Hebner is mad than a motherfukker somewhere I bet... HAHA BROOKE SLIPS AND BUST HER ASS ON STAGE... wait Taryn Terrell is the special ref? Is this Tiffany from ECW... Drew McIntyre's former wife that killed his career? God bless the camera men and their zoom-ins... wait... Shock-Macher... damn Miss Tessmacher is now a two time Knockouts Champion, the Queen has been dethroned.
So Hollywood Undead... I mean Aces and Eights accepts Sting's foolish invitation for next week. So now it's time for the main event BFG Series Match between Calfzilla Bully Ray vs Based Hardy with James Storm out at ringside just to prove that he's not the leader of Aces and Eights. Bully ain't happy that James is at ringside, and Earl Hebner ain't happy he don't get to ref Knockouts match but men's matches only... he don't want to be out in that warzone. Jeff dives for Bully outside but Bully pulls Storm in the way to take the hit. Aces and Eights come in the ring and Earl wisely gets the hell out of there. The TNA locker room chases Aces and Eights out the Impact Zone like the security desperately needs to hire. Jeff hits the Twist of Fate stunner into a roll-up for a 7 point pin. Bully snaps and wants James Storm. Storm hits a super kick but Bully ducks and hits Jeff Hardy... oh shyt now Aces and Eights now beat the hell out of James Storm. What the hell is going on... is the TSC of The Coli really behind the attacks? I think so.