lol @ "It is anarchy"
Impact Wrestling 7/19: OFN Returns, Roode Calls Out TGMTEL, & More
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are y'all watching? All I see is some UFC shyt. 
It ended 20 minutes ago, bro.
This is what I think about this episode:
Comming off the heels of TNA's greatest aqiurement of Chavo "Kewin White" Guerrero it's time for the (insert random number here) installment of Impact Open Fight Night. It's gonna be an "open fight night" with AJ Styles and his wife in court over child support payments to Clair Lynch... wonder if John Cena will tweet him info of the divorce court lawyer he's using? Meanwhile The Sons of Anarchy - Orlando Chapter beating Sting and Ho Kogan's ass... way to go with the protection Devon and Garrett, you both dropped the ball. So apparently the attackers are now called "Aces and Eights", expect Deadman's Hand t-shirts soon... damn they whooped Hoegan's ass so bad he had to get sugery, now that's an asswhooping. TNA needs to pay Aces and Eights to go to the DirectTv's main offices and jump their asses until they put Spike Tv back on the channel menu.
Damn somehow James Storm regain the lead over the houseshows, he's determined to go to Bound For Glory to fight Roode, Aries or whomever has the TNA Championship come the main event. Speaking of, Storm comes out and lets Robet Roode know that the beef in the hood will never end and he'll get clapped up soon. Storm calls out the Aces and Eights for stealing his outlaw cowboy gimmick and he's pissed about it. Oh shyt Storm calls out Killa Kurtis Angle for a BFG Series match... this should be good. (as Booker T.) Whut Da Hale.... where's my dawg Kurt? Wow the crowd is more silent than when Brian Christopher comes out... OH shyt ACES AND EIGHTS JUMPED KURT BACKSTAGE! Something tells me TNA is trying to create their version of the nWo or Nexxus... way better so far than X-Pac's old crew The X-Factor (but the theme song is still bad ass but I digress). Seriously Dixie needs to take some of that rehab money she's using for Clair Lynch and use it for security... or at least a lock and some chains on the doors Lean On Me style.
Taz looking shook like he thinks he's important enough to get jumped... TSC and Joey Ryan will jump your ass so you should be worried about us you fat fukk. Now Samoa Joe comes out... maybe we can FINALLY have a match, Pope gets called out and Pope has his face covered like his League of Assassins leader Bane. The return of his "money drop" entrance, an entracne that I still say should belong to Alberto Del Rio. So apparently Pope is a babyface again, Pope turns babyface and turns heel almost more times than Big Show. Joe trying to be aggressive but Pope is juking and jiving his ass. TNA still begging people to find a house that shows Spike TV, they have a better chance setting up a live stream on their internet page. Pope on top brawling like he's in prison... oh shyt Joe counters it into a modified cross armbreaker getting the 10 point victory. Since James Storm didn't get his match, Samoa Joe takes the lead of the BFG Series once again.
Robert Roode getting questioned about his possible association with Aces and Eights by Kevin Arnold's punk ass older brother Wayne, funny thing about Jason Hervey is that I was watching the WWE "Best of Clash of the Champions" dvd box set and I watched the Ric Flair vs Sting Heavyweight Title Match. They showed the judges and a young Jason Hervey was one of the judges... guess the man is a life long wrestling fan which makes me surprised that Vince Russo didn't put the WCW Title on him like David Arquette... makes you wonder. Jeff Hardy and his wattercolors face paint comes out to call out... well he gets to call out nobody since The Cardigan Robbies in a nice ass sweater comes out and challenges the based one. Seriously how Gunner, Eric Young, Kaz or etc not in this tournament but Robbie E. is? Rob Terry just blantenly interfering and Jeff is giving him a clubbering... oh wait Jeff got counted out... did Robbie just get 5 point for this victory? A damn shame.
The Return of ODB and Eric Young on Impact TV, I almost forgot EY has a show on the Animal Channel and has now return to raw dog his wife AND getting some chicken and beer... chicken, beer and p*ssy sounds like a dream night for me. Highlights of a ex-crackhead revealing that AJ Styles is the baby daddy and she sounds pretty ungrateful in my book. Backstage Kaz and Daniels with signature Appletini calling Styles a deadbeat dad. Time for TNA GutCheck this month featuring Sam Shaw. Well damn Sam has no highlight video package so they got him giving his bio on the mic with Jeremy Borash... oh shap the Aces and Eights are back and whooping on Sam Shaw's ass! One of those men look like they got on a Shark Boy mask... wouldn't be surprised if one of them was Shark Boy. Truth be told I rather this beatdown than having to expect Taz's fat ass evualuate another GutCheck match next week so thank you Aces and Eights. *throws up nWo Wolfpac sign*
Speaking of... Taz waddle his fat ass in the ring to check on young Sam, looking at the replay you see Jeremy Borash rushing his ass out the ring quicker than Bobby "The Brain" Heenan jumping over the announce table when the nWo used to take over commentary. Going from bad to worse Mr. Kennedy Anderson is coming out... where's the Aces and Eights crew to jump this motherfukker? Anderson questioning why the crowd cheering Daniels... it's because Daniels is talented and entertaining that's why douchbag! Anderson calling out AJ Styles who's getting mean-mugged by Bully Ray backstage... surprised Bully Ray ain't the father of someone's b*stard child. Anderson surprising going toe to toe with Styles through most of this match. A superplex from the top rope that looked like it killed AJ since he landed on his side. Wow, Anderson counters the Styles Clash and forcebably pins Styles for the 7 point victory.
Looks like AJ still has the hoes on his mind... oh snap speaking of hoes there's baby mama Clair Lynch coming from the crowd screaming on the mic about to air dirty laundry worse than Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Wow Clair got photos of her and Styles fukking in a bed with his BIG ASS TATTOO EXPOSED... she's using "Kat Stacks" tactics exposing this man after fukking drunk off of Carona beer, haha at Clair saying she went ALLL NIGHT fukking... Ric Flair should be proud. I know this is make believe wrestling storyline but fellas this just reminds all of us that this is what women do in real life to trap a nikka with 18 years worth of child support... funny how life inimates art. I'm predicting that they are going to hire one of the wives that played Randy Orton's wife to come on Impact soon to play AJ's wife, another note it seems real easy to get photos of AJ Styles in weird vulernable positions: first Daniels now Clair Lynch, I expect Dixie Carter got pics of AJ showering next.
Bellator Commentator Sean Wheelock comes to do commentary with Taz and Tenay for this next match. Rob Van Dam comes out and he calls out Christopher Daniels and Bully Ray trying to steal Daniel's appletini. This Bellator commentator sounds 10 times better than Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler. Damn RVD kicked the shyt outta Daniels, he's gonna have no teeth like Abyss. RVD goes for Rollin' Thunder but Daniels rolls out the way with Van Dam hitting the ropes... Daniels uses the ropes for leverage for the 7 point pinfall. Backstage TNA Champion Austin Aries getting ready for his confrontation with Robert Roode saying that there's nothing fluke about himself. Damn Aries got a new robe made... oh no there's a pair of a Deadman's Hand next to Aries signifying that he may be the next target... YOU LEAVE THE GREATEST MAN THAT EVER LIVED ALOOOOOONNNE!
Madam Brooke Hogan using horrible acting on the phone giving updates of Boss Hoegan's condition. Higlights of Joseph Park turning into "Mr. Hyde" after getting busted open. Backstage Joseph Park telling Garrett that he needs to change his punk ass last name. Bully Ray and Magnus didn't get called out so by default they have to face each other in a BFG Series match. Bully Ray using cheating tactics jumping Magnus comming down the ramp... apparently Bully Ray has ZERO points in this tournament... and with scrub ass Robbie E. with 5 points Bully Ray needs this win BADLY! Damn Magnus using the Texas Clover Leaf for a submission win but fails... I always tought the Texas Clover Leaf was an underrated GOAT submission that's rarely been used. Magnus missed with the top rope elbow, Bully hits Magnus with a Bully Cutter for the 7 point win... so once again Robbie E. is last on the list as it supposed to be.
A promo video of the arrival of "Chavito Heat" Chavo Guerrero and he'll debut next week, break out the tequila! Robert Roode wearing his old school "wallstreet" robe comes out and calls out Da Champ A-Double. The Greatest Man That Ever Lived in a brand new robe comes out for the match both are going hard in the paint against each other. I agree that Aries needs new theme music for his new main event status. Mike Tenay keeps trying to say that Roode is somehow associated with the Aces and Eights crew, I personally think that Roode now has the old "Edge Crazy Eyes" gimmick repeatedly using the word "fluke" every 2 minutes. A spinning discus punch countered into a crossface countered into a russian leg sweep... goddamn now this is pure wrestling. Aries is going for the same sequence he won the belt with but it gets countered with a crossface but A-Double reaches the ropes. A Suicide Dive to the outside... oh shyt Aces and Eights out beating the hell out of Aries meanwhile Roode is chillin' in the corner unharmed... nope Roode is getting the beatdown as well. Busta Rhymes was right years ago... "IT AIN'T SAFE NO MORE!" I'm done, now time for me to watch The Dark Knight Rises... will a hero rise up?
Comming off the heels of TNA's greatest aqiurement of Chavo "Kewin White" Guerrero it's time for the (insert random number here) installment of Impact Open Fight Night. It's gonna be an "open fight night" with AJ Styles and his wife in court over child support payments to Clair Lynch... wonder if John Cena will tweet him info of the divorce court lawyer he's using? Meanwhile The Sons of Anarchy - Orlando Chapter beating Sting and Ho Kogan's ass... way to go with the protection Devon and Garrett, you both dropped the ball. So apparently the attackers are now called "Aces and Eights", expect Deadman's Hand t-shirts soon... damn they whooped Hoegan's ass so bad he had to get sugery, now that's an asswhooping. TNA needs to pay Aces and Eights to go to the DirectTv's main offices and jump their asses until they put Spike Tv back on the channel menu.
Damn somehow James Storm regain the lead over the houseshows, he's determined to go to Bound For Glory to fight Roode, Aries or whomever has the TNA Championship come the main event. Speaking of, Storm comes out and lets Robet Roode know that the beef in the hood will never end and he'll get clapped up soon. Storm calls out the Aces and Eights for stealing his outlaw cowboy gimmick and he's pissed about it. Oh shyt Storm calls out Killa Kurtis Angle for a BFG Series match... this should be good. (as Booker T.) Whut Da Hale.... where's my dawg Kurt? Wow the crowd is more silent than when Brian Christopher comes out... OH shyt ACES AND EIGHTS JUMPED KURT BACKSTAGE! Something tells me TNA is trying to create their version of the nWo or Nexxus... way better so far than X-Pac's old crew The X-Factor (but the theme song is still bad ass but I digress). Seriously Dixie needs to take some of that rehab money she's using for Clair Lynch and use it for security... or at least a lock and some chains on the doors Lean On Me style.
Taz looking shook like he thinks he's important enough to get jumped... TSC and Joey Ryan will jump your ass so you should be worried about us you fat fukk. Now Samoa Joe comes out... maybe we can FINALLY have a match, Pope gets called out and Pope has his face covered like his League of Assassins leader Bane. The return of his "money drop" entrance, an entracne that I still say should belong to Alberto Del Rio. So apparently Pope is a babyface again, Pope turns babyface and turns heel almost more times than Big Show. Joe trying to be aggressive but Pope is juking and jiving his ass. TNA still begging people to find a house that shows Spike TV, they have a better chance setting up a live stream on their internet page. Pope on top brawling like he's in prison... oh shyt Joe counters it into a modified cross armbreaker getting the 10 point victory. Since James Storm didn't get his match, Samoa Joe takes the lead of the BFG Series once again.
Robert Roode getting questioned about his possible association with Aces and Eights by Kevin Arnold's punk ass older brother Wayne, funny thing about Jason Hervey is that I was watching the WWE "Best of Clash of the Champions" dvd box set and I watched the Ric Flair vs Sting Heavyweight Title Match. They showed the judges and a young Jason Hervey was one of the judges... guess the man is a life long wrestling fan which makes me surprised that Vince Russo didn't put the WCW Title on him like David Arquette... makes you wonder. Jeff Hardy and his wattercolors face paint comes out to call out... well he gets to call out nobody since The Cardigan Robbies in a nice ass sweater comes out and challenges the based one. Seriously how Gunner, Eric Young, Kaz or etc not in this tournament but Robbie E. is? Rob Terry just blantenly interfering and Jeff is giving him a clubbering... oh wait Jeff got counted out... did Robbie just get 5 point for this victory? A damn shame.
The Return of ODB and Eric Young on Impact TV, I almost forgot EY has a show on the Animal Channel and has now return to raw dog his wife AND getting some chicken and beer... chicken, beer and p*ssy sounds like a dream night for me. Highlights of a ex-crackhead revealing that AJ Styles is the baby daddy and she sounds pretty ungrateful in my book. Backstage Kaz and Daniels with signature Appletini calling Styles a deadbeat dad. Time for TNA GutCheck this month featuring Sam Shaw. Well damn Sam has no highlight video package so they got him giving his bio on the mic with Jeremy Borash... oh shap the Aces and Eights are back and whooping on Sam Shaw's ass! One of those men look like they got on a Shark Boy mask... wouldn't be surprised if one of them was Shark Boy. Truth be told I rather this beatdown than having to expect Taz's fat ass evualuate another GutCheck match next week so thank you Aces and Eights. *throws up nWo Wolfpac sign*
Speaking of... Taz waddle his fat ass in the ring to check on young Sam, looking at the replay you see Jeremy Borash rushing his ass out the ring quicker than Bobby "The Brain" Heenan jumping over the announce table when the nWo used to take over commentary. Going from bad to worse Mr. Kennedy Anderson is coming out... where's the Aces and Eights crew to jump this motherfukker? Anderson questioning why the crowd cheering Daniels... it's because Daniels is talented and entertaining that's why douchbag! Anderson calling out AJ Styles who's getting mean-mugged by Bully Ray backstage... surprised Bully Ray ain't the father of someone's b*stard child. Anderson surprising going toe to toe with Styles through most of this match. A superplex from the top rope that looked like it killed AJ since he landed on his side. Wow, Anderson counters the Styles Clash and forcebably pins Styles for the 7 point victory.
Looks like AJ still has the hoes on his mind... oh snap speaking of hoes there's baby mama Clair Lynch coming from the crowd screaming on the mic about to air dirty laundry worse than Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Wow Clair got photos of her and Styles fukking in a bed with his BIG ASS TATTOO EXPOSED... she's using "Kat Stacks" tactics exposing this man after fukking drunk off of Carona beer, haha at Clair saying she went ALLL NIGHT fukking... Ric Flair should be proud. I know this is make believe wrestling storyline but fellas this just reminds all of us that this is what women do in real life to trap a nikka with 18 years worth of child support... funny how life inimates art. I'm predicting that they are going to hire one of the wives that played Randy Orton's wife to come on Impact soon to play AJ's wife, another note it seems real easy to get photos of AJ Styles in weird vulernable positions: first Daniels now Clair Lynch, I expect Dixie Carter got pics of AJ showering next.
Bellator Commentator Sean Wheelock comes to do commentary with Taz and Tenay for this next match. Rob Van Dam comes out and he calls out Christopher Daniels and Bully Ray trying to steal Daniel's appletini. This Bellator commentator sounds 10 times better than Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler. Damn RVD kicked the shyt outta Daniels, he's gonna have no teeth like Abyss. RVD goes for Rollin' Thunder but Daniels rolls out the way with Van Dam hitting the ropes... Daniels uses the ropes for leverage for the 7 point pinfall. Backstage TNA Champion Austin Aries getting ready for his confrontation with Robert Roode saying that there's nothing fluke about himself. Damn Aries got a new robe made... oh no there's a pair of a Deadman's Hand next to Aries signifying that he may be the next target... YOU LEAVE THE GREATEST MAN THAT EVER LIVED ALOOOOOONNNE!
Madam Brooke Hogan using horrible acting on the phone giving updates of Boss Hoegan's condition. Higlights of Joseph Park turning into "Mr. Hyde" after getting busted open. Backstage Joseph Park telling Garrett that he needs to change his punk ass last name. Bully Ray and Magnus didn't get called out so by default they have to face each other in a BFG Series match. Bully Ray using cheating tactics jumping Magnus comming down the ramp... apparently Bully Ray has ZERO points in this tournament... and with scrub ass Robbie E. with 5 points Bully Ray needs this win BADLY! Damn Magnus using the Texas Clover Leaf for a submission win but fails... I always tought the Texas Clover Leaf was an underrated GOAT submission that's rarely been used. Magnus missed with the top rope elbow, Bully hits Magnus with a Bully Cutter for the 7 point win... so once again Robbie E. is last on the list as it supposed to be.
A promo video of the arrival of "Chavito Heat" Chavo Guerrero and he'll debut next week, break out the tequila! Robert Roode wearing his old school "wallstreet" robe comes out and calls out Da Champ A-Double. The Greatest Man That Ever Lived in a brand new robe comes out for the match both are going hard in the paint against each other. I agree that Aries needs new theme music for his new main event status. Mike Tenay keeps trying to say that Roode is somehow associated with the Aces and Eights crew, I personally think that Roode now has the old "Edge Crazy Eyes" gimmick repeatedly using the word "fluke" every 2 minutes. A spinning discus punch countered into a crossface countered into a russian leg sweep... goddamn now this is pure wrestling. Aries is going for the same sequence he won the belt with but it gets countered with a crossface but A-Double reaches the ropes. A Suicide Dive to the outside... oh shyt Aces and Eights out beating the hell out of Aries meanwhile Roode is chillin' in the corner unharmed... nope Roode is getting the beatdown as well. Busta Rhymes was right years ago... "IT AIN'T SAFE NO MORE!" I'm done, now time for me to watch The Dark Knight Rises... will a hero rise up?
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
Whoa hold up... where the fukk was Zema Ion tonight?
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
The fukk?
Starts at 8 ends at 10. this aint the E theres no overrun. Come on nikka keep up
He probably came in the building and saw Kurt Angle getting jumped and said "
fukk this!" then went to the food court with Devon to stay safe.
Roman Brady
Nobody Lives Forever
where does one watch if they missed it?
It's great ideas like that that will never be used in wrestling today.
Common Sense and Creativity in wrestling 2012
Gunner riding with the Aces & 8s?
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
Search streams maybe they'll replay it. The one I'm usually on doesn't. Justin tv used to be good for that though.
Try lw-tv.com if its up.
Roman Brady
Nobody Lives Forever
doesn't work but thx anyway
Gunner riding with the Aces & 8s?
A major upgrade from being a goon for Immortal.
Link in the profile for those that missed it.