This is what I think about this episode:
Wow I'm late with watching this show, but due to change in work schedule and watching the CM Punk: Best In The World documentary (fukkin' great by the way) I can now watch the TNA fukkery starring King Mo, don't dissapoint me TNA... as usual. Sting and Boss Hoegan in their office talking about the match with Aces and Eights with silly ass stipulations (oddly not talking about Hoegan's sex tape) trying to figure out who's gonna tag with Sting at Bound For Glory. Mr. Anderson comes to the ring to face Mike Gunner with TSC's Kid Kash at ringside. Funny that Sting is watching the match backstage trying to figure out who he's gonna pick as a partner... he better NOT pick Glass Anderson. Anderson caught Gunner with the Mic Check by surprise for the win but Kash ain't trying to hear that. Kash attacking Anderson for the pride of TSC... oh no Kash gets the Mic Check as well, hopefully Sting wasn't impressed.
Backstage MILF Tara making sex calls to her "hollywood" boyfriend with Gail Kim interrupting her, damn Tara calls out Gail and her cable marriage. Sweet Jesus that Christie pan-up... thank you based cameramen as Tara and Gail Kim comes out to face Miss Tessmacher and ODB... one has big t*ts and one has a juice ass, wonder if they did a DBZ fusion dance what type of pawg would they become? Taz and Tenay speaking random nonsense as usual showing they don't care about this match. Tessmacher with a stink face on Gail, a chick did that to me back in college but I was drunk... wish I was sober cause that ass was jiggly. Damn Tara shoves Gail to stun Tessmacher then proceeds to hit the Widow's Peak for the win. Gail gonna be happy and mad at the same time when she wakes up.
Higlights of "The Saga of Joey Ryan" starring Al Snow... DAMN that sucker punch Joey gave Al Snow still cracks me up. Al Snow comes out looking like Serious Black introducing... Joey Ryan? Joey comming out with Daniel's scarf on all swagged out with the crowd hating this nikka. Why is Al Snow saying sorry for punching Joey? After everything that's happened to Snow they are making him look like a p*ssy for saying "sorry" and Joey Ryan trying to make Snow repeat it like a bytch... and he shamefully does. Wow so after all of Joey's harrassment he is rewarded a TNA contract?! So being a troll paid off and Taz sounds appauled. Uh Oh... Ryan should have read the contract... that was only a "one night only" contract and that night is Bound For Glory against Al Snow for a permnament contract shot.
backstage King Kurtis offering to do double duty to partner with Sting and fight for the tag team titles with comic book villains Kaz and Daniels spying in the background... now Bully Ray is trying to get the spot. Sting tells Bully to make an "impact" in the Impact Zone to convince him. Time for a Television Championship match... glad they brought this back weekly... with defend and NNNEEEEEWWWWWW champion Samoa Joe vs Rob Van Dam. Van Damn goes for the Five Star Frog Splash but Joe stops him and turn it into a Muscle Bustle for the win, a good damn match. I look forward for weekly Samoa Joe matches weekly. Backstage AJ Styles arguing with Chavo and Hernandez, here comes Kaz and Appltini Daniels with signature Appltini in hand stirring the pot using Angle trying to be Sting's partner as the stick.
Dixie Carter has a Bound For Glory moment, hers involved Sting winning the TNA Heavyweight Champion at Bound For Glory... they gotta have a sex tape somehow somewhere. King Mo is in the building... OH shyt! Backstage A-Double and Jeff Hardy being all friendly... this Bound For Glory build-up with these two is strange as well. Bully Ray agrees and he rolls up and calls both men out trying to make an "impact" in the Impact Zone for Sting. Aries takes great offense that Ray wants to whoop Jeff's ass and not him... wait what?! A triple threat match with these guys gets randomly made... and it's official? Back in the ring Chavo with Hernandez comes out to face Kurt Angle with AJ Styles. Pretty good match, too bad Chavo was never allowed to have long matches back in the WWE, they wasted his upper mid-card potential. Angle hits the Angle Slam and goes for the Ankle Lock but Hernandez distracts Angle for Chavo to roll up Angle for the shock win. All 4 men in the ring ready to fight with Kaz and Daniels on stage taunting them all like fools.
Douglas Williams aka Thuglas Trilliams is in the ring ready to face X-Division Champion Zema Ion for the X-Divison Title. Zema has heald that X-Division title for quite sometime, yet his one legged pants still annoy the hell out of me. Zema throws Doug's shoulder into a ring post to injure it, back in the ring Zema puts Doug in a cross armbar from behind for the win... damn that looks like it rip that nikka's shoulder apart. Zema won't let the hold go so the ref reverses the decision but since the title can't change hands on a DQ, Zema stays the champ and tells Sting despite his violent display he wants no part of that Aces and Eights match... a smart man.
Backstage Bruce Prichard and D'Lo Brown watching a house show event watching Matt Morgan beating up a referee wondering how the hell is Matt Morgan still on the roster cause he's garbage. TSC is wondering that question as hell, how is Matt Morgan still on the roster. The Cowboy James Storm comes to the ring to tell Robert Rooode he's gonna kick his ass and introduce the debut of Mohammand "King Mo" Lawal. Before King Mo comes out Robert Roode comes out first letting Storm know he ain't kicking nobody's ass and doesn't give a damn about King Mo. King Mo's Dixietron plays and King Mo earing a crown and old school Ric Flair glitter robe come out and shoves Roode to the ground begging him to knuckle up. Wow now King Mo comes to the ring to share beers with James Storm, this match gonna be wide as hell.
Backstage Hoegan and Sting in the office with Hoegan already picking who he wants Sting to tag with but Sting wants to give Bully Ray a chance so both agree to watch the main event to help make the decision. A video of the Aces and Eights in their clubhouse with a bound and gagged Joseph Park threatening to recreate what Kane did to Shame McMahon's testicles. Now it's time for the main event featuring "Calfzilla" Bully Ray vs Based Jeff Hardy vs The Greatest Man That Ever Lived the TNA World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries with Hoegan and Sting watching backstage. Bully gets hit with the Twist of Fate/Swanton combo followed by the Last Chancery submission but Jeff and Aries sabotages both of their efforts. Bully threatens to hit Aries with the championship belt but instead throws Jeff into Aries knocking him out then hits the Bubba Bomb on Hardy for the win. Bully just beat the TNA Champion and
#1 contender meeanwhile Aries is pissed off at Hardy.
They are STILL showing Matt Morgan's Direct Auto Insurance commercial... how is this man still on the roster? Boss Hoegan and Joker Sting come to the ring to make a long ass speech on who they are gonna pick as Sting's partner for Bound For Glory for Joseph Park's freedom and full access to the TNA Impact Zone... is Sting still getting inducted to the Hall of Fame cause they haven't been talking about that lately so I'm confused. Damn it my cable is acting up... nothing but darkness on the screen. Now my television is acting right... Bully Ray is shaking hands with Sting and Hoegan... did they just pick him as Sting's parter? I gotta download the show from THEREALBRAND to see this fully, is this why they have been letting Bully beat Hardy and Aries these past couple of weeks? Is this a swerve and Bully is secretely a member of Aces and Eights? The road to Bound For Glory continues...
and deal with it.
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