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Aries lettin' them know 
Impact Wrestling 10/11: Storm/Aries, Roode/Hardy, & More
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Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
austin aries isjust continuing his same heel run character.
he always had and the reasoning behind it.
as a matter of fact he was a heel with the same gimmick in tna, as x division champ.
before he was turned a face to become a me guy.
it juat continues where it left off.
plus it continues from even his second roh title run and feud with black/strong to delirious.
it is not a lift of punk's documentary anything.
art barr
Brad Piff
The Money & The Miles
- In what has to be disappointing news going into the biggest event of the year, Thursday's episode of Impact Wrestling drew a 0.86 rating (1.12 million viewers).
The 2011 Impact episode right before Bound For Glory drew 1.44 million viewers while the 2010 episode drew 1.73 million viewers.
The 2011 Impact episode right before Bound For Glory drew 1.44 million viewers while the 2010 episode drew 1.73 million viewers.
like E stans, "I don't care, it was a good show!"
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This is what I think about this episode:
Ok so due to my new work schedule I'm writing these Impact rants late. With that being said I'm watching this episode the morning of Bound For Glory... and it don't feel like today is Bound For Glory or any kind of ppv buzz so that'll tell you something. Try again next year TNA, let's get into the show. Sexy Chirstie announcing James Storm vs the TNA World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries... why is the world champion in the first match of the night? The crowd is still cheering Aries somewhat so this random heel turn of his still seem so damn random. Roode runs down and throws Storm head first into the ring post then back into the ring. Like a good champion Aries takes advantage and hits the Brainbuster for the win. Even Tennay admits that Aries is "taking advantage of a situation" so how is he turning heel again?
Backstage Kurt Angle meeting with Wes Brisco trying to get free tickets to Bound For Glory... shouldn't be hard to do. Oh snap AJ Styles mad a Kurt for trying to tag with Sting, Styles don't care about TNA he just want dem tag straps. Sting's Bound For Glory moment was him beating Hoegan last year bring back the "real Hulk Hogan" whatever that means. In present time both Sting and Boss Hoegan are rolling out to the ring. Damn Hoegan is still saying "Sting, Mon!", I bet he be listening to Damien "Jr. Gong" Marley as he drives to work. It's a damn shame Jeff Hardy's weird face paint looks better than Sting's face paint lately. Oh Snap The World Tag Team Champions of the World Kaz and Daniels comming out to regulate on the general managers. Kaz and Daniels are pissed that Hoegan choosed Bully Ray as Sting's partner... did Kaz called them "Heath and Thunderlips"? Kaz is just having fun out there, in fact Daniels and Kaz are the best heels in TNA besides Bully Ray... speaking of here comes Ray. Bully making a 5 star promo and suggests a match between Kaz and Daniels vs Sting and Bully tonight... and Hoegan agrees.
Goddamn dem Christie thigh shots... lawd... Hernandez vs AJ Styles is next. Damn Hernandez hits a hell of a pounce... wow that actually won the match for Hernandez... wow. A promo from Aces and Eights feeding Joseph Park a wing dinner from Timmy Chans it looks like not worry about losing to Sting and Bully Ray at Bound For Glory. The X-Division Champion Zema Ion comes out swagging it up with his anime-type hairstyle and outfit wanting a match at Bound For Glory. ROB VAN DAMN.... THE WHOLE fukkING SHOW... comes out wanting a shot at Zema for the x-Division Title at Bound For Glory because he doesn't have a match either so that's how he became the #1 Contender. Van Daminator with the X-Division Title on Zema. This is almost just a bad as Ryback getting a title shot just for only starring down the champion... wrestling in 2012 ladies and gentlemen. Backstage Hoegan severely not trusting Bully Ray and Bully Ray calling Hoegan out on his bullshyt.
Backstage Madam Brooke Hoegan and ECW Tiffany engaging in the worst dialougue... did she say "tara-ing her hair out"? Tara comes in announcing that her hollywood boyfriend is comming to Bound For Glory, possibly to dikk Tara down once she wins the championship. Now it's time for the semi-main event featuring The World Tag Team Champions of the World Kazarian and Christopher Daniels vs Bully Ray and Joker Sting. This is a classic old school type of tag match and I like it. Kaz has tremendouly improved this year, I'm still laughing at him calling Sting "Heath". Bully saves Sting from getting hit from Daniels... now Sting saves Bully from the sneak attack from Kaz. Sting telling Bully to GET THE TABLES Dudleyville Style. Sting and Bully powerbombs Daniels from the second rope for the DQ but they not giving a single fukk about wins it was about trust. Sting and Bully are on the same page, hopefully Hoegan approves with Bully as the choice now as well.
Highlights of AL Snow pulling the okie doke on Joey Ryan tricking him into a match on Bound For Glory. Meanwhile backstage the Television Champion Samoa Joe talks about his match with Magnus at the ppv... oh snap Magnus rolls up on Joe letting him know that he's winning that belt and willing to wait to do it on ppv where he'll get paid more. Christie's boots looks luciois as she anounces Gail Kim wearing Mortal Kombat Millena's alternate costume vs the TNA Knockouts Champion Brooke Tessmacher. Wow Tessmacher looks like she added some more moves to her moveset. Damn Tessmacher hits Gail with a hell of a Shockmacher for the win. Now here comes MILF Tara with the post-match beatdown but Brooke is able to hold her own and hits Tara with a Shockmacher... in wrestling terms means Tara is most likely to win on the ppv.
Backstage Roode and Storm are brawling but here comes King Mo to regulate, this King Mo deal still seems weird to me. Jeff Hardy's Bound For Glory memory was back in 2005 when he leaped from 95 feet to hit a SwantonBomb on Abyss... cocaine is a hell of a drug. Highlights of Sting's career who against all odds and not being in the WWE at all somehow goes into the Hall of Fame, Vince McMahon is laughing somewhere. Now it's time for the main event: Robert Roode wearing the classic "wallstreet" robe vs the #1 Contender Based Jeff Hardy. Jeff hits Roode with a Twist of Stunner, now tries for the Twist of Fate but Roode counters it with a low blow for the DQ. Roode tries to hit Jeff with a chair but the ref takes it away allowing Jeff to hit the Twist of Fate. Here comes Austin Aries to deliver his "pipebomb shoot" promo... a damn shame you're copying again TNA. Hopefully TNA gets a lot of views for Bound For Glory tonight or it's gonna be real sad, see ya.
Ok so due to my new work schedule I'm writing these Impact rants late. With that being said I'm watching this episode the morning of Bound For Glory... and it don't feel like today is Bound For Glory or any kind of ppv buzz so that'll tell you something. Try again next year TNA, let's get into the show. Sexy Chirstie announcing James Storm vs the TNA World Heavyweight Champion Austin Aries... why is the world champion in the first match of the night? The crowd is still cheering Aries somewhat so this random heel turn of his still seem so damn random. Roode runs down and throws Storm head first into the ring post then back into the ring. Like a good champion Aries takes advantage and hits the Brainbuster for the win. Even Tennay admits that Aries is "taking advantage of a situation" so how is he turning heel again?
Backstage Kurt Angle meeting with Wes Brisco trying to get free tickets to Bound For Glory... shouldn't be hard to do. Oh snap AJ Styles mad a Kurt for trying to tag with Sting, Styles don't care about TNA he just want dem tag straps. Sting's Bound For Glory moment was him beating Hoegan last year bring back the "real Hulk Hogan" whatever that means. In present time both Sting and Boss Hoegan are rolling out to the ring. Damn Hoegan is still saying "Sting, Mon!", I bet he be listening to Damien "Jr. Gong" Marley as he drives to work. It's a damn shame Jeff Hardy's weird face paint looks better than Sting's face paint lately. Oh Snap The World Tag Team Champions of the World Kaz and Daniels comming out to regulate on the general managers. Kaz and Daniels are pissed that Hoegan choosed Bully Ray as Sting's partner... did Kaz called them "Heath and Thunderlips"? Kaz is just having fun out there, in fact Daniels and Kaz are the best heels in TNA besides Bully Ray... speaking of here comes Ray. Bully making a 5 star promo and suggests a match between Kaz and Daniels vs Sting and Bully tonight... and Hoegan agrees.
Goddamn dem Christie thigh shots... lawd... Hernandez vs AJ Styles is next. Damn Hernandez hits a hell of a pounce... wow that actually won the match for Hernandez... wow. A promo from Aces and Eights feeding Joseph Park a wing dinner from Timmy Chans it looks like not worry about losing to Sting and Bully Ray at Bound For Glory. The X-Division Champion Zema Ion comes out swagging it up with his anime-type hairstyle and outfit wanting a match at Bound For Glory. ROB VAN DAMN.... THE WHOLE fukkING SHOW... comes out wanting a shot at Zema for the x-Division Title at Bound For Glory because he doesn't have a match either so that's how he became the #1 Contender. Van Daminator with the X-Division Title on Zema. This is almost just a bad as Ryback getting a title shot just for only starring down the champion... wrestling in 2012 ladies and gentlemen. Backstage Hoegan severely not trusting Bully Ray and Bully Ray calling Hoegan out on his bullshyt.
Backstage Madam Brooke Hoegan and ECW Tiffany engaging in the worst dialougue... did she say "tara-ing her hair out"? Tara comes in announcing that her hollywood boyfriend is comming to Bound For Glory, possibly to dikk Tara down once she wins the championship. Now it's time for the semi-main event featuring The World Tag Team Champions of the World Kazarian and Christopher Daniels vs Bully Ray and Joker Sting. This is a classic old school type of tag match and I like it. Kaz has tremendouly improved this year, I'm still laughing at him calling Sting "Heath". Bully saves Sting from getting hit from Daniels... now Sting saves Bully from the sneak attack from Kaz. Sting telling Bully to GET THE TABLES Dudleyville Style. Sting and Bully powerbombs Daniels from the second rope for the DQ but they not giving a single fukk about wins it was about trust. Sting and Bully are on the same page, hopefully Hoegan approves with Bully as the choice now as well.
Highlights of AL Snow pulling the okie doke on Joey Ryan tricking him into a match on Bound For Glory. Meanwhile backstage the Television Champion Samoa Joe talks about his match with Magnus at the ppv... oh snap Magnus rolls up on Joe letting him know that he's winning that belt and willing to wait to do it on ppv where he'll get paid more. Christie's boots looks luciois as she anounces Gail Kim wearing Mortal Kombat Millena's alternate costume vs the TNA Knockouts Champion Brooke Tessmacher. Wow Tessmacher looks like she added some more moves to her moveset. Damn Tessmacher hits Gail with a hell of a Shockmacher for the win. Now here comes MILF Tara with the post-match beatdown but Brooke is able to hold her own and hits Tara with a Shockmacher... in wrestling terms means Tara is most likely to win on the ppv.
Backstage Roode and Storm are brawling but here comes King Mo to regulate, this King Mo deal still seems weird to me. Jeff Hardy's Bound For Glory memory was back in 2005 when he leaped from 95 feet to hit a SwantonBomb on Abyss... cocaine is a hell of a drug. Highlights of Sting's career who against all odds and not being in the WWE at all somehow goes into the Hall of Fame, Vince McMahon is laughing somewhere. Now it's time for the main event: Robert Roode wearing the classic "wallstreet" robe vs the #1 Contender Based Jeff Hardy. Jeff hits Roode with a Twist of Stunner, now tries for the Twist of Fate but Roode counters it with a low blow for the DQ. Roode tries to hit Jeff with a chair but the ref takes it away allowing Jeff to hit the Twist of Fate. Here comes Austin Aries to deliver his "pipebomb shoot" promo... a damn shame you're copying again TNA. Hopefully TNA gets a lot of views for Bound For Glory tonight or it's gonna be real sad, see ya.