Ime Udoka Ain't Walking Through That Door - 2022-23 Boston Celtics season thread

[Raquinotj]

30 for Pritchard
27 for Muscala
26 for Hauser
12 for Kornet

The Fourth Reich is alive and well

Hauser and Pritchard today.

 

[UpAndComing]

Muscala is really surprising me. Love that this team finally has 3 legit knock down shooters in Pritchard, Hauser, and Muscala.
Everyone else on the team are more streaky shooters. But having legit shooters can deff help come playoff time when the opposing team is doubling Tatum and Brown

 

[UpAndComing]

You know Payton Pritchard is happy as fukk because he can finally play in the playoffs

 

[SchoolboyC]

Y’all got any thread title suggestions for the Hawks series?

Which btw this should be a sweep if they don’t bullshyt

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Y’all got any thread title suggestions for the Hawks series?

Which btw this should be a sweep if they don’t bullshyt

No suggestions but it's interesting how a combo of last names spells out Young, Smart and Brown This shouldn't be an issue for us but we'll see how they fukk around

 

[Avisible Man]

Y’all got any thread title suggestions for the Hawks series?

Which btw this should be a sweep if they don’t bullshyt

Does JB Need a Helping Hand Making the Snyder Cut?

Plays on Jaylen's cut hand, Quinn Synder, and Zack Snyder's Justice League, which was 4 hours long. 4 hours, 4 games. Or it could be a long series cuz of Jaylen's injury. (Unlikely though that may be) 

 

[UpAndComing]

Does JB Need a Helping Hand Making the Snyder Cut?

Plays on Jaylen's cut hand, Quinn Synder, and Zack Snyder's Justice League, which was 4 hours long. 4 hours, 4 games. Or it could be a long series cuz of Jaylen's injury. (Unlikely though that may be) 

"Did Jaylen cut his hand the way Snyder cuts cocaine?"

 

[Raquinotj]

Series should be a sweep but somehow the team will be disengaged in one of the games in ATL.

4-1

I really wanted to send the Heat home.

 

[UpAndComing]

Possible title: "Will the Jays get distracted by the Lemon Pepper Wings in the ATL?"

 

[SchoolboyC]

Does JB Need a Helping Hand Making the Snyder Cut?

Plays on Jaylen's cut hand, Quinn Synder, and Zack Snyder's Justice League, which was 4 hours long. 4 hours, 4 games. Or it could be a long series cuz of Jaylen's injury. (Unlikely though that may be) 

Possible title: "Will the Jays get distracted by the Lemon Pepper Wings in the ATL?"

“Will the Jays stop the Snyder cut?”

 

[UpAndComing]

“Will the Jays stop the Snyder cut?”

I was trying hard looking for a title that had to do with Trae being a coach killer

But your own was great, use that one

 

[Avisible Man]

“Will the Jays stop the Snyder cut?”

I like it. But I've never referred to Jaylen and Jayson as "The Jays" like Chris Forsberg so I'd swap that out for

"With JT & JB Shooting, 'It's a Wrap' for The Snyder Cut"

Full on filming metaphor with JB and JT as co-directors shooting the movie and jumpers. Got the it's a wrap idiom, meaning the Snyder Cut is all done, and also plays on Jaylen's finger and Jayson's wrist being wrapped up. I think that's the one.

If u wanna ask it as a question:

"Can JT & JB / The Jays Wrap Up The Snyder Cut or are they Still Shooting?"

"Can JT & JB / The Jays Wrap Up The Snyder Cut' Early or will they Need Reshoots?"

 

[who_better_than_me]

What’s this about?


Ime and Brown reunited?

 

[Raquinotj]

 

[UpAndComing]

Yeah. I liked him and Tommy together they had great chemistry but the game has passed him by. He’s Ben Simmons’ing it. Celtics need to bring up the Radio Voice Sean Grande full time. No more SCAL/Perkins or SCAL/Eddie House calling games.

I like Scal and Eddie House calling games lol