Black Thunder
Largest Back In The World
i knew orton fukked up when he came out on raw without that pubic hair on his face hes been calling a beard
He'll go to TNA and be known as "The Serpent Randy Orton".
In TNA Orton will hear "noises in his skull"
Oh my God its Randy Orton the "Peak Hunter"!!!!!!!!
*cue generic guitar rift*
I hear noises in my skull
They speak to me, they comprehend
They speak to me....
Oh my God its Randy Orton the "Peak Hunter"!!!!!!!!
*cue generic guitar rift*
I hear noises in my skull
They speak to me, they comprehend
They speak to me....
-The word coming out of WWE's Stamford office is that Randy Orton will be released, but it is a double work/shoot. The plan is to film vignettes where "The Viper" is released into the wild, forced to wander a desert and eat mice. Vince McMahon wants the angle to culminate in the return of Brother Love as a snake handling preacher who will die when Orton bites him. The rumor is that Vince popped for the idea of going over God again.
-Interns in the TNA office report observing Dixie Carter attempting to fax fifty dollars to Orton.
the irony of him and ken kennedy working together again with Ken being champ would be laughs