Imagine trying to survive selling fruit, and some Mzungu comes to ruin it all

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Them white folks went down there and said
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I used to pawg but idk if I could do it ever again. It’s cringey 😬
 

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look at this mzungu thinking she's to good to pay the tax all nigerians have too, and putting up dudes photo as a screenshot to try and screw him over
in my travels , i have found that bribes are extremely optional for us as foreigners. Unlike locals , we have the ability to pay them when they add some sort of convenience or enhanced benefit or ignore them otherwise.



when i sense an undue bribe coming , i shamelessly play the role of the loud and ignorant american pushing them to the verge of literally saying “just give me a bribe you dumbass!?” :damn: The other party normally gives up out of frustration. On the rare instances where playing the foreigner card doesnt work, i and many other brehs have pretended to have an imaginary connection to the US govt, which normally forces the other party to stop requesting a bribe. I once traveled with a breh from brooklyn who convinced a checkpoint gaurd that he was special forces :mjlol:
 
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