Imagine naruto using talk no jutsu on these guys

[The axe murderer]

Talk no Jutsu only worked because Naruto characters were human and usually became villains because of past trauma

Those DBZ villains are psychopaths who wanna destroy the universe just cause they can

Naruto would get the

That aint working on real world tyrants either
Try that on pinochet or pol pot. Those mfs too far gone
And they actually have conviction....you don't talk that down

 

[MidniteJay]

Idgaf, Sasuke should be doing football numbers

 

[42 Monks]

yal remember when Cell had Vegeta, Krillin, and Trunks all ready to commit that in the same afternoon? the ninja way can't fix that

 

[Crayola Coyote]

My girl watches Naruto and I tried to get into it, but them nilkkas be OD with the 30 page monologues and flashbacks particularly mid-battle... nah cant fukk with it

20 words or less, IYKYK...

That like every anime/ manga

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Wouldn't even make it past the Ginyu Force. Captain Ginyu would be like 'ow word let's talk about it some more '.