Imagine living in Gotham nickle & diming only for a nikka in a Bat suit to pull up and beat your ass

[Emoryal]

I'm not gone snitch


Batman not gone even know who I am

the goat detective with billions of dollars and advanced tech isn't going to be able to find a goof who thinks working for the joker is a good idea?

ok breh

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Reminds me of the scene in TDK where the dealers met up and one spots the Bat symbol in the sky and breh is like "Naw, it's not a good night" then dips

nikka after seeing that symbol:

“shyt...” “fukk” “we gone have to do this another night”

 

[EA]

You’re on the block making sales and you notice a shadow over your head so you look up and see

 

[HipHopStan]

Imagine being trapped in a fire and out of the entire Justice League, the one to come and save you is Booster Gold.

Me: "Ugh - where's Superman, Wonder Woman, or Batman?"
Booster Gold: "They were all busy so they sent me. "
Me: " Ugh...you know what - don't save me. I'm good.
Booster Gold: "WHAT?!? The building is about to collapse. "
Me: "Yeah, I'm good. Don't save me. I'd rather die honorably in this fire than be saved by you. Are you sure Arrow, Question, Black Canary, Huntress, or any cool superheroes aren't around somewhere? "

 

[Hovsta]

Imagine being trapped in a fire and out of the entire Justice League, the one to come and save you is Booster Gold.

Me: "Ugh - where's Superman, Wonder Woman, or Batman?"
Booster Gold: "They were all busy so they sent me. "
Me: " Ugh...you know what - don't save me. I'm good.
Booster Gold: "WHAT?!? The building is about to collapse. "
Me: "Yeah, I'm good. Don't save me. I'd rather die honorably in this fire than be saved by you. Are you sure Arrow, Question, Black Canary, Huntress, or any cool superheroes aren't around somewhere? "

Let’s all keep it funky The Question is just a regular nikka in a Faceless masks. I read plenty of comic books of him getting his shyt pushed in and one comic almost literally if it wasn’t for Shiva

 

[Daio]

That's all I did in Arkham City was just beat up burglars and thugs .

Just unlocked in a new combo let me test this out

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Get Poison Ivy to be your supplier, she'd probably have one of her mutant plants follow you around as protection.

 

[richaveli83]

fukk Batman I would be more scared of villains. Imagine trying to make a dishonest living and the Joker shows up to fukk with you for no damn reason. Or Two-Face flipping a coin to decide if you live or die if you set up shop in his territory. Hell the police are just as corrupt.

Take my ass to Metropolis because at least Superman won't break your neck if you're committing crime.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

I legit never thought of this

You never had the vibe Batman was just an white republican getting "tough on crime" with a "zero tolerance" policy?

 

[lamont614]

shyt I would get a gig with joker as a hench man
And be the one to bounce soon ass batman show up
Take my pay and leave the city

The joker not letting you leave breh

 

[MischievousMonkey]

This is exactly the problem I had with the new Spiderman game. They had him going to alleys beating up petty drug dealers because the police chief said to.

You never see him or Batman doing that in comics. Shutting down whole warehouses and kingpins yes, but giving concussions to folks selling dime bags is just

I dont fukk with Spider-Pig at all in this game.

I thought the same thing but if you watch closely they got huge ass cocaine bags doing deals for Fisk. so not that petty this is on some huge organization shyt

 

[Womb Raider]

Man seeing Batman in person would be terrifying

Wouldn’t be tryna fukk around with fukk arounds either, goons get no mercy by anyone


I feel like it’d be super fukking annoying living in a world of super people. Imagine the world in constant danger every damn day while you tryna get by in life like damn nikka I got a final tomorrow can y’all stop tryna destroy the world for one damn sec

 

[Geek Nasty]

Superheroes is some low-key racist and classist shyt....

A majority group of White men beating up on the poor and vulnerable...

but bats are black too

 

[hashmander]

i thought suicide squad already cleared up that gotham city is actually in new jersey (not what it's based on, but it's location).

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Gotham resembles manhattan ...a nikka like me can move what I gotta move in either Brooklyn or queens

fukk around have Nightwing or Red Robin whup your ass. Have second-tier gymnasts not named Damian Wayne beat you down for xanax, brehs.